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Renton
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05-09-2006, 03:13 PM
Post subject: You can't pass this up!
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Straight Flush
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Atlanta, GA, USA
Posts: 5,991
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Hi there mindless consumers! If any of you just so happen to do something and get interrupted by pointless product hawkings, which I’m sure a ton of you do, then you seriously need to check this out. I wasn’t aware of what SPAM was or how it worked until after almost 2 years of being online. And I’m embarrassed to say that I missed out on probably 15,000 pages of FREE PORN and USELESS PRODUCTS like ELECTRIC SCISSORS!!! Yeah yeah, it sounds too good to be true, but check this out….All you do is unknowingly pay us money and surf online as usual (If you already have an account at a site, that’s okay, you can pay us money). What happens is that a percentage of the amount of money that you make, which is the small amount taken each day by "us,” is never given back to you again!!! So you are basically saying goodbye to that .10 or .20 cents every day. That doesn’t sound like very much, but if you pay a few hundred dollars a week, it sure adds up. Obviously it varies depending on how much you pay, but I typically average around $1,000.00 in profit every month. Now I con quite a bit, but even if you pay only a few hundred dollars a week, we can still make lots of money!!!! Whether its $50, $100, or $1000, it doesn’t matter, it’s free money for us!!! Just sign up through the link below and pay online as you normally would. It’s just as easy as that. If you have any questions, feel free to email me at whore@spam.com and I’ll be happy to help you get started. See ya!!!
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Muxy
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4-of-a-Kind
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uhhh hellow
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biondino
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Apr 2005
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Electric scissors? Really? Seriously, that's pretty cool.
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: This room is a good place to be
Posts: 8,379
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WTF is this?
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Warpe
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Moderator
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Canuckistan
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
WTF is this?
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A spam parody....send to Rondavu for a rewrite
(j/k Renton)
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lolzzz_321
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NO YOU
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: My ice is polarized
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HE doesn't like the rake?
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