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    Default Yay or Nay? (NSFW)

    I'm in the process of getting a girl to hold up a sign saying "FTR Rocks" in lingerie or something and posting it on here. Who wants to see this?
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    Default Re: Yay or Nay?

    Quote Originally Posted by Pythonic
    I'm in the process of getting a girl to hold up a sign saying "FTR Rocks" in lingerie or something and posting it on here. Who wants to see this?
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    you have to ask?
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    Default Re: Yay or Nay?

    This is a no-lose situation. If she's ridiculouslygoodlooking, great. If she's not, we can make magic happen there too.
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    Yay and it isn't close, this could work out great on so many levels.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pythonic
    Any requests?
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    Quote Originally Posted by KoRnholio

    omg this made me laugh and cry at the same time....I must admit that i have been tricked twice by fat girls advanced photo techniques
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    Quote Originally Posted by XTR1000
    Quote Originally Posted by KoRnholio

    omg this made me laugh and cry at the same time....I must admit that i have been tricked twice by fat girls advanced photo techniques
    awesome!!
    This is soooo true
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    some of those fgas arent actually fgas
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    Quote Originally Posted by mrhappy333
    level?
    nsfw http://images.encyclopediadramatica....60/FGAS230.JPG

    thinking this is fgas requires poor understanding of the human physique.
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    Default Re: Yay or Nay?

    Quote Originally Posted by Pythonic
    I'm in the process of getting a girl to hold up a sign saying "FTR Rocks" in lingerie or something and posting it on here. Who wants to see this?
    Since you have posted no pics, I can only assume you are a failure of the highest magnitude, please send all of your monies on Pokerstars to Ragnar4 and then go kill yourself.

    k thx bai!

    Seriously though... what the hell happened to lingere FTR Pix?
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    lame attempt at generating awesome thread with no intent to follow thru imo
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    I am so pissed right now. My damn digital camera is all screwed up. I cannot get it to download to my PC. I took some pretty sweet pics too (FTR rocks on her butt cheeks).
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    This thread is worthless without pics
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    Quote Originally Posted by dalecooper
    This thread is worthless without pics
    Agreed...Here is a headshot of her, I will try to get my other pics downloaded. I may have to buy a new card.

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    Slight Jessica Biel thing going on. I am intrigued and would like to subscribe to her newsletter.
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    You're going out with Charlie's girlfriend from Party of Five? Sweet.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pythonic
    Here is a headshot of her, I will try to get my other pics downloaded. I may have to buy a new card.

    She doesn't look like she's giving you head.

    Quote Originally Posted by Pythonic
    I took some pretty sweet pics too (FTR rocks on her butt cheeks).
    I hope you were imaginative with the 'o' in 'rocks'.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Warpe
    I hope you were imaginative with the 'o' in 'rocks'.
    seriously, i had to read it three times until i got it
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    If we're talking ass, I'd prefer a nice X to a gaping O.
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    shes preety fucking hot imo, but without naked pics the looks are worthless, cmon pyth, dont let us down!
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    head-shot=large girl

    pretty tho
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    head-shot=large girl

    pretty tho
    Nope, she's 5'6 135 lbs
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    This thread must never be locked. It must be bumped weekly as an eternal reminder to its creator as to how badly he let us all down.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dalecooper
    This thread must never be locked. It must be bumped weekly as an eternal reminder to its creator as to how badly he let us all down.
    LOL, sorry guys!
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    Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Do NOT give up that easily.

    Options:
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    apparently jymsie thinks that a hairy thong man ass is an excellent call
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    warpe you are a sick bastart
    rilla made the pic even funnier
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    Now nobody will be able to look at her the same ever again.
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    Now nobody will be able to look at her the same ever again.
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    This thread is officially trashed. Looks like we won't be needing them pics afterall.
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