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    Default X Cousins Y Removed

    I was talking to m2m earlier about cousins fucking and was reminded of how big of a clusterfuck our naming convention is for cousins. I figured I would share an easy way to figure it out.

    The definition of cousins are two people who share the same ancestor. If you want to know what type of cousin they are, you count the G-words in what common ancestor.

    Example: If you have the same grandparent, there's 1 G, so you are first cousins.

    Example: If you have the same great great grandparent, then there are 3 G's, so you are third cousins.




    Now the removed aspect comes in when the G factor is different for each of the two people involved.

    So what if my grandparent is your great great grandparent?

    First you figure out the two different G-factors: 1 and 3.

    The smallest of those numbers is the type of cousin you are: The smallest number is 1, so you're first cousins.

    The difference between the number is the "removed" aspect: 3-1 is 2, so you're twice removed.

    That means you're first cousins twice removed.


    Ta da.
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    I never cared about all this nonsense. My cousins are my cousins. The x and y factor is for someone else to shit themselves over. I've got more important things to worry about. Like, how much weed I have left, and if I need to leave the house today.

    On a related note, one of my cousins suddenly has a fantastic pair of tits. Now I wouldn't fuck her because ew that's just wrong, but I'd certainly consider placing my dick between those tits. At the very least it's nice to think about while engaging in conversation with her about world beers.
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    There's not really anything wrong with fucking your cousin imo.
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    I disagree, but not strongly enough to consider you perverted or anything.
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    i'd draw the line at cousins with a Y chromosome
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    Quote Originally Posted by OngBonga View Post
    I disagree, but not strongly enough to consider you perverted or anything.
    If you saw my cousins you'd strongly agree. I have three hot cousins and one super hot cousin. It's nothing like a sister. My sister is completely asexual to me. I was crazy attracted to the super hot cousin in my teens. We never even groped though, which is a source of regret for me if anything.
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    What about cousins that don't share the same grandparent, but each have a grandparent that's a sibling to the other? Are you still considered first cousins?

    Edit: I don't like the way I worded that.

    Billy has a grandpa named Gus.

    Gus has a sister named Betty.

    Suzy's grandma is Betty.

    What is the cousin relation between Billy and Suzy?


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    Who cares? Is Suzy cute? That's what really matters.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos View Post
    What about cousins that don't share the same grandparent, but each have a grandparent that's a sibling to the other? Are you still considered first cousins?

    Edit: I don't like the way I worded that.

    Billy has a grandpa named Gus.

    Gus has a sister named Betty.

    Suzy's grandma is Betty.

    What is the cousin relation between Billy and Suzy?
    Second cousin. They share the same great grandparent.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Renton View Post
    Second cousin. They share the same great grandparent.
    Haha I'm dumb, probably too many 1st cousins making babies in my family tree.


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    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow View Post
    There's not really anything wrong with fucking your cousin imo.
    if she's up for it then sounds ok to fuck ong's cousin imo
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    I had sex with my second cousin while on a camping trip, it was fucking intents
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    You should fuck cousins, though not your own. The reason for this can be found beginning at 7:15 here

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOfRN0KihOU

    Protip: fuck other people's cousins.
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    if she's up for it then sounds ok to fuck ong's cousin imo
    Seems like he already is given her recent tit growth.
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    On a related note, one of my cousins suddenly has a fantastic pair of tits.
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    If you saw my cousins you'd strongly agree. I have three hot cousins and one super hot cousin.
    Pics or don't believe.
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    Don't objectify my immediate family.
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