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ReLOADeD
Old 08-11-2006, 01:10 AM     Post subject: WTF #1 (permalink)  
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OK getting this shit in my Yahoo box is one thing but...

anybody get this in their FTR (PM) box ? This doosh has zero posts on FTR so WTF ? 'Annan' says he 'liked my profile' I don't even have a fuckin profile.
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Dearest one,

I'm Annan Koki from West Africa.This mail may get to you as a suprise, I decided to write you after going through your profile, and I like it, if you don't mind I will like to know you better.

Feel free to send me mail now through my private mail address bellow this letter so that I can be able to tell you more about myself, which I believe you will find interesting.

Expect to hear from you soonest.

Annan Koki.

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Old 08-11-2006, 01:12 AM #2 (permalink)  
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Um, that is so last week. Check feedback forum.
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Old 08-11-2006, 01:18 AM #3 (permalink)  
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oh well excuse me sir forum rat. I'll do my best in the future to scour every section for spam alerts on a fucking poker forum
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Old 08-11-2006, 01:26 AM #4 (permalink)  
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dude send that shit to chicks on facebook. it does wonders.
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Old 08-11-2006, 01:47 AM #5 (permalink)  
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Old 08-11-2006, 01:49 AM #6 (permalink)  
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Old 08-11-2006, 02:38 AM #7 (permalink)  
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Hey, "ReLOADeD,"

If you think FTR is such a joke, why are you here? Did you miss us?
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Old 08-11-2006, 02:53 AM #8 (permalink)  
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I guess its kinda like when you see a horrible car accident on the freeway

you can't help yourself you gotta stop and take a peek at the bloody mess
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Old 08-11-2006, 02:56 AM #9 (permalink)  
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Hey, "ReLOADeD...." Did you miss us?
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I guess its kinda like when you see a horrible car accident on the freeway
you can't help yourself you gotta stop and take a peek at the bloody mess
So you are, in fact, Ripptyde.
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Old 08-11-2006, 06:24 AM #10 (permalink)  
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if you are, i enjoyed reading your posts when i was a new member. new enough that i didnt know who or why they dissapeared very early on.
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Old 08-11-2006, 06:29 AM #11 (permalink)  
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Old 08-11-2006, 06:53 AM #12 (permalink)  
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hey rippy when you IM'd me the other day I was AFK and you weren't on when I got back. Didn't want you to think I was being rude or anything.
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Old 08-11-2006, 01:06 PM #13 (permalink)  
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oh well excuse me sir forum rat. I'll do my best in the future to scour every section for spam alerts on a fucking poker forum
Was doing my doggz/Muxy impression, sorry.
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Old 08-11-2006, 01:20 PM #14 (permalink)  
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I guess Rippy is going around to all the poker forums to get banned a second time at each.

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Old 08-11-2006, 01:57 PM #15 (permalink)  
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Rippy, float me some bones, man?
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Old 08-11-2006, 04:23 PM #16 (permalink)  
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Old 08-11-2006, 04:38 PM #17 (permalink)  
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Awsome! I do this with phone canvasers all the time. lead them on, waste their time, and give really stupid excuses.
 
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Old 08-11-2006, 05:35 PM #18 (permalink)  
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im gonna go scam me some nigerians and have them rack up a fortune sending documents overseas and making phonecalls.
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Old 08-11-2006, 07:11 PM #19 (permalink)  
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I guess its kinda like when you see a horrible car accident on the freeway

you can't help yourself you gotta stop and take a peek at the bloody mess
zomg there was a car accident?
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Old 08-11-2006, 09:14 PM #20 (permalink)  
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vqc,

Everyone in the accident was OK. It was a nasty collision, but somehow, all involved were able to walk away with a few scratches and bruises. Word on the street is that in one of the cars, there was a couple in the backseat doing the dirty dance, if you know what I mean . Anyway, while they were being taken to the hospital just as a precautionary measure, a passerby in a volkswagen beetle wasn't paying attention to the road ahead of him and drove off a cliff.

The end.
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Old 08-11-2006, 09:19 PM #21 (permalink)  
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Lukie,

It had potential, but just didn't get there. Even when the subject isn't sex, but something you have first hand experience with (wrecks), your story still sucks ass. Does it take a lot of effort to suck so hard or were you born in North Dakota?

Seriously need to work on them mad forum troll skillz.

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Old 08-11-2006, 11:43 PM #22 (permalink)  
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Roffle. I Fnord.
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Old 08-11-2006, 11:55 PM #23 (permalink)  
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Old 08-12-2006, 12:44 AM #24 (permalink)  
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Old 08-14-2006, 02:03 AM #25 (permalink)  
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Fnord is funny, we should interview him sometime...
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Old 08-14-2006, 02:38 AM #26 (permalink)  
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wow...so...not funny.
 
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Old 08-14-2006, 02:49 AM #27 (permalink)  
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I actually laughed at that lol..
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Old 08-14-2006, 03:54 AM #28 (permalink)  
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I like when Fnord occasionally makes his way into the community.

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