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BankItDrew
Old 07-31-2009, 07:38 PM     Post subject: Wrong Number Texting Funtime #1 (permalink)  
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 Today I received a text message from an unknown number. I hope it's not someone I actually know.

So far we got:

Wrong Number: the divorce was granted today. pending a few issues to be finalized. keep us in prayer.

Me: Prayer is for those who want to feel a sense of accomplishment without actually doing anything.

WN: I don't understand.

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Girlfriend: Soo... you forgot to run that errand, but you had time to werewolf? Wtf?
 
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Old 07-31-2009, 07:55 PM #2 (permalink)  
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Old 07-31-2009, 07:59 PM #3 (permalink)  
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 FYI

I did a search online for the #

It's a cell phone from Freehold, NJ USA.


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Old 07-31-2009, 08:20 PM #4 (permalink)  
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just go to Texts from last night.com and copy some shit from there!
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Old 07-31-2009, 08:29 PM #5 (permalink)  
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just go to Texts from last night.com and copy some shit from there!
90% of my daily facebook posts are from there

i'm trying to get FTR involved here


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Old 07-31-2009, 08:33 PM #6 (permalink)  
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how about "then pray for understanding"
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Old 07-31-2009, 08:45 PM #7 (permalink)  
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Old 07-31-2009, 08:52 PM #8 (permalink)  
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 Wrong Number: the divorce was granted today. pending a few issues to be finalized. keep us in prayer.

Me: Prayer is for those who want to feel a sense of accomplishment without actually doing anything.

WN: I don't understand.

FTR: Then pray for understanding.

waiting for response...


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Old 07-31-2009, 09:05 PM #9 (permalink)  
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ha. I love the anti-faith response. And I love the wrong numbers first message even more, asking for prayer in a divorce settlement..
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Old 07-31-2009, 09:23 PM #10 (permalink)  
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I love the wrong numbers first message even more, asking for prayer in a divorce settlement..
LMAO i know i know...

This is turning into the best day ever.

Usually I get wrong number phone calls from a young boy who asks: "Daddy?"

I'm not shitting you. It happens about once a week. Every Muhammed damned time I tell that little a$$hole I'm not his dad and to stop calling.


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Old 07-31-2009, 09:24 PM #11 (permalink)  
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 At some point send this: Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that takes and dashes your little ones against the stones

Then ask him to pray for God to stop condoning the murder of babies
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Old 07-31-2009, 09:25 PM #12 (permalink)  
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At some point send this: Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that takes and dashes your little ones against the stones

Then ask him to pray for God to stop condoning the murder of babies
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Old 07-31-2009, 09:38 PM #13 (permalink)  
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noooooo... youre being to overt. And you need to wait for them to respond before you send another message, otherwise youll just be flooding their inbox with nonsense instead of having an awesomely hilarious conversation.

and tell the little boy that you are a firefighter who just recovered the cell phone from a car crash and that his father is now dead. Or if you arent that evil, tell him that your his dads boss and his dad just got fired for being an all around worthless piece of shit.
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Old 07-31-2009, 09:40 PM #14 (permalink)  
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 i'm going to wait for a reply before sending another one. i may have already prematurely ejaculated on this one.


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Old 08-01-2009, 12:18 AM     Post subject: Re: Wrong Number Texting Funtime #15 (permalink)  
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Originally Posted by BankItDrew
Today I received a text message from an unknown number. I hope it's not someone I actually know.

So far we got:

Wrong Number: the divorce was granted today. pending a few issues to be finalized. keep us in prayer.

Me: Prayer is for those who want to feel a sense of accomplishment without actually doing anything.

WN: I don't understand.

FTR: _______________________________


FTR, I want your help. Let's hear some suggestions. GOGOGOGOGOGOGO
Oh, really? Your former spouse got it. Maybe you really were the problem.
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Old 08-01-2009, 12:42 AM #16 (permalink)  
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Old 08-01-2009, 01:57 AM #17 (permalink)  
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I'm not shitting you. It happens about once a week. Every Allah damned time I tell that little a$$hole I'm not his dad and to stop calling.
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