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Old 08-27-2006, 09:18 AM     Post subject: WoW player arrested #1 (permalink)  
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Old 08-27-2006, 10:14 AM #2 (permalink)  

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I waited in total silence for about 10 minutes as he kept searching and searching, until I finally asked him, "What are you looking for?"

"Contraband," he said without looking up at me.
"Such as?"
"Child pornography, hate propaganda."
"Child porn I can understand, that's illegal. But hate propaganda is protected speech."
Now he looked up. "What country do you think you're in?"
"Oh, it's illegal in Canada?"
"I honestly don't know. But that doesn't matter. I get to decide what goes in this country. Do you have a problem with that?"
I paused for a long time while I thought about what I should say to this. "Yes."
"Yes, you do have a problem?"
"Yes, I do. If it's illegal in Canada I'll understand, but saying 'I don't want it in my country' isn't good enough when you're a government official."


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Old 08-27-2006, 01:39 PM #3 (permalink)  
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Old 08-27-2006, 01:53 PM #4 (permalink)  
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well, they are Canadians...
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Old 08-27-2006, 03:01 PM #5 (permalink)  
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well, they are Canadians...

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Old 08-27-2006, 03:57 PM #6 (permalink)  
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 as ridiculous as this is, i have a question after having read through most of that thread.

liberals want a large government, involved in many aspects of their lives. yet, they do not trust the government and fear it is out to get them and their freedoms are constantly being invaded. huh?
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as ridiculous as this is, i have a question after having read through most of that thread.

liberals want a large government, involved in many aspects of their lives. yet, they do not trust the government and fear it is out to get them and their freedoms are constantly being invaded. huh?
Terms like "liberals" are both very ambigous and very misapplied. It's basically just a bad term, IMO, in part because it causes probablematic stereotypes, such as the one you just presented, that don't actually occur much in real life.
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 in an effort to remove the gay stain i have put in this thread, i will add, don't you think it'd be really hard to not notice your ipod fell in the toilet?
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Old 08-28-2006, 10:37 PM #11 (permalink)  
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yeah, i usually look at my poop one last time before flushing it, and say "that was an impressive poop."

but if my ipod were in there, i'd be like "fuck, i shit out an ipod."
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Old 08-28-2006, 11:24 PM #12 (permalink)  
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as ridiculous as this is, i have a question after having read through most of that thread.

liberals want a large government, involved in many aspects of their lives. yet, they do not trust the government and fear it is out to get them and their freedoms are constantly being invaded. huh?
Terms like "liberals" are both very ambigous and very misapplied. It's basically just a bad term, IMO, in part because it causes probablematic stereotypes, such as the one you just presented, that don't actually occur much in real life.
Exactly... Liberal and Conservative... thier meanings are so relative. I mean if you go by the traditional meaning of Conservative, Bush is def not one. And "big govt", what does this even mean? Are you really under the impression that liberals want all branches of the gov't to be bigger? In some aspects most liberals might want the gov't to be more involved. But not in all.
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yeah, i usually look at my poop one last time before flushing it, and say "that was an impressive poop."

but if my ipod were in there, i'd be like "fuck, i shit out an ipod."
I always check out my poop... whenever I wipe and put it in the toilet without looking I get upset cuz I didnt get to marvel in the greatness of my turds.
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yeah, i usually look at my poop one last time before flushing it, and say "that was an impressive poop."

but if my ipod were in there, i'd be like "fuck, i shit out an ipod."
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Old 08-29-2006, 03:20 AM #16 (permalink)  
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yeah, i usually look at my poop one last time before flushing it, and say "that was an impressive poop."

but if my ipod were in there, i'd be like "fuck, i shit out an ipod."
I always check out my poop... whenever I wipe and put it in the toilet without looking I get upset cuz I didnt get to marvel in the greatness of my turds.
Especially after you ate a lot of colored frosting or something, and find out you pooped blue but cant enjoy its splendor......
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