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02-14-2009, 02:18 AM
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The kid is 4ft tall 13 years old and has a kid. The link is below:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...cle2233878.ece
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damn, kid got spawn camped irl
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UG
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swiggidy
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I like how the gf is 15, but looks 18/19, and he's 14 but looks 8/9.
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Originally Posted by swiggidy
I like how the gf is 15, but looks 18/19, and he's 14 but looks 8/9.
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lol oh man.. that picture is REALLY weird of the two of them haha
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I gave the other grip, I lost a flip for five stacks
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Protect dog
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maybe the gf is just a huge slut and it's some other dude's baby.
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kb coolman
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[x] 100% bullshit
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i hope they die
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Originally Posted by Mr Bigcity
i hope they die
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Bit harsh, but the gf was definitely hit smack in the face with the ugly shovel.
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kb coolman
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as my Pappy use to say, she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
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i hope they die
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Your obviously shooting blanks.
meh... You still rigged the best skins contest imo.
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with any luck, he'll be a grampa before he's 30
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Best part: (if it's real)
The kid, looks like he had a few years of being a ladykiller ahead of him in college, being able to bang hot chicks
AND HE FUCKIN' NABBED A MANATEE PIG SLUT. Sooooueeee! Soooooueee!!
She looks like the smartest thing that ever came out of her mouth was a dick! Good god.
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The older I get, the more I start wondering; Just what in the hell is going on here? 
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UG
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at 12, I probably thought the only use for my penis was to pee. that, and to shake it around and do silly tricks with it.
I don't think I fully discovered masturbation until I was 13, let alone know that I could have sex with a girl's vagina with it......that little dude is a P.I.M.P.
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Originally Posted by Ragnar4
She looks like the smartest thing that ever came out of her mouth was a dick! Good god.
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lol, so wrong but so fucking awesome
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he shoved all in with the nut low
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Girlfriend: Why are the werewolves more important than living life?!
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Girlfriend: Soo... you forgot to run that errand, but you had time to werewolf? Wtf?
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Originally Posted by Ragnar4
The kid, looks like he had a few years of being a ladykiller ahead of him in college
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LOL @ him going to college
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Originally Posted by Ragnar4
She looks like the smartest thing that ever came out of her mouth was a dick! Good god.
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lol, so wrong but so fucking awesome |
QFExellence
I just know I'm gonna say this the next time I'm drunk and get shot down by some bimbo at a bar.
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proof for intelligent design imo
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02-14-2009, 09:53 PM
Post subject: Re: wow gg life
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the girl pwned him... child support ftw
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Originally Posted by UG
at 12, I probably thought the only use for my penis was to pee. that, and to shake it around and do silly tricks with it.
I don't think I fully discovered masturbation until I was 13, let alone know that I could have sex with a girl's vagina with it......that little dude is a P.I.M.P.
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really? Guess I was an early bloomer?
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^^^ LOL me too
My dad caught me masturbating when I was nine! I didn't know how I actually learned, I never seen porn or knew what a vagina was, but somehow it learned that it felt good and I couldn't stop doing it LOL. Don't think I ever came though until about 12
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Would you bone your cousins? Salsa would.
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well courtie, since we're both clear, would you accept an invitation for some unprotected sex?
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UG
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Originally Posted by UG
at 12, I probably thought the only use for my penis was to pee. that, and to shake it around and do silly tricks with it.
I don't think I fully discovered masturbation until I was 13, let alone know that I could have sex with a girl's vagina with it......that little dude is a P.I.M.P.
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really? Guess I was an early bloomer? |
no, not really. of course I knew what my ding-a-ling was to be used for.
not knowing exactly how to masturbate at 12 is true. I mean I knew how but didn't know how to finish the job if that makes sense.
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This thread is going in a troubling direction...
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lol this thread is awesome!
I didn't masturbate until I was 14 I think ...
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Originally Posted by meeloche
This thread is going in a troubling direction...
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Originally Posted by courtiebee
lol this thread is awesome!
I didn't masturbate until I was 14 I think ...
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... or awesome direction.
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meeloche
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I'm not gonna lie this thread may have been saved.
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boost
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hmm I dont think I should go into detail about this stuff on a public forum.. but ya def early bloomer ug..
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lol this thread is awesome!
I didn't masturbate until I was 14 I think ...
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Fuck.. and I was trying to quit.
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The older I get, the more I start wondering; Just what in the hell is going on here?
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UG
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it's real cuz CNN says so
http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/europe...and/index.html
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Originally Posted by boost
damn, kid got spawn camped irl
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Originally Posted by courtiebee
lol this thread is awesome!
I didn't masturbate until I was 14 I think ...
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Best thread EVER
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LOL OPERATIONS
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lol this thread is awesome!
I didn't masturbate until I was 14 I think ...
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Random fact: Courtie and I first met when she was 14. Just saying.
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http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/europe...ef=mpstoryview
another boy is coming forward claiming to be the father
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Originally Posted by Parasurama
http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/europe/02/15/boy.baby.dad.england/index.html?iref=mpstoryview
another boy is coming forward claiming to be the father
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JERRY JERRY JERRY!
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LOL OPERATIONS
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meeloche
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Naw it's going to be a paternity episode on maury ldo.
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Theres a sad commentary on America when the first thing we say when we hear 16yr old claims to be actual father instead of 12 year old is, "I'll just wait to see it on TV"
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Jerry Jerry Jerry!
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fyp gayboy
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LOL OPERATIONS
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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thats my ps3 gamertag, why dont you ever friend me?!
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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will641
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Originally Posted by will641
maybe the gf is just a huge slut and it's some other dude's baby.
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this guy seems pretty smart.
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Originally Posted by Parasurama
http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/europe/02/15/boy.baby.dad.england/index.html?iref=mpstoryview
another boy is coming forward claiming to be the father
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JERRY JERRY JERRY! |
I lol'd hard at this.
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Da GOAT
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its on all the major news channels here. u can beleive our news stations lol. I did hear a rumour theirs 4 possible dads.
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Hmm , idiot parents to call to kids to account!
13 and 15 they just kid , little baby is big accountability.
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Hmm , idiot parents to call to kids to account!
13 and 15 they just kid , little baby is big accountability.
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You talk purdy, will you be my accountabilibuddy?
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LOL OPERATIONS
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http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/news...-prove-it.html
update ...
thanx ragnar...
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You are NOT the father!
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/...entry_id=37526
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I mean come on WHAT THE POOP.
How the f**k can this ugly ass skank trick these boys into sexing with her. Fuck man in some years they are gonna realize who the fukk they've slept with and fukkn kill themselves, or cut off their soontobe manhood.
If i ever saw this chick i wouldn't hesitate to chrisbrown her down
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