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Old 12-17-2006, 12:58 AM     Post subject: would you rocket launch a cow? #1 (permalink)  
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recently my friend went travelling, and when he was in cambodia was presented to fire a rocket launhcer at a cow which you can purchase.

My question is, would you do it?

Personally, i would def, i have no problem eating meat, so killing a cow with a rocket launcher seems fine to me.
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Old 12-17-2006, 01:11 AM #2 (permalink)  
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erm.. that's one of the most random things i have ever heard of.

I don't think i would, no.
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Old 12-17-2006, 01:11 AM #3 (permalink)  
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Old 12-17-2006, 01:13 AM #4 (permalink)  
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Old 12-17-2006, 01:29 AM #5 (permalink)  
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sounds a little barbaric. Id rather just walk up and take a bite out of it.
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Old 12-17-2006, 03:40 AM #6 (permalink)  
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Old 12-17-2006, 04:08 AM #7 (permalink)  
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I don't have problems killing animals, but not simply for the sake of doing it. You can't really eat a cow after you blow its carcass over an area of 100+ yards.
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Old 12-17-2006, 04:12 AM #8 (permalink)  
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I don't have problems killing animals, but not simply for the sake of doing it. You can't really eat a cow after you blow its carcass over an area of 100+ yards.
It's already cooked...
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Old 12-17-2006, 04:54 AM #9 (permalink)  
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I don't have problems killing animals, but not simply for the sake of doing it. You can't really eat a cow after you blow its carcass over an area of 100+ yards.
It's already cooked...
ahaha

Sick idea, though. Don't think I would no. I'd rather rocket launch something else, hmmm, a building or a car would be fun.
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Old 12-17-2006, 05:51 AM #10 (permalink)  
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no that would waste the beef.. why not just fire it at something else

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Old 12-17-2006, 01:57 PM #11 (permalink)  
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Old 12-17-2006, 02:25 PM #12 (permalink)  
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Old 12-17-2006, 03:41 PM #13 (permalink)  
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Old 12-17-2006, 04:19 PM #14 (permalink)  
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No I wouldn't fire a rocket launcher at a cow. I don't kill for the sake of killing. If I splatter that cow everywhere, what good is it to me?

I'd MUCH rather rocket launch an old car or something. THAT would be fun.

p.s. You should change the title of this thread. For some reason, I thought that the cow would be projectile and not the target when I opened the thread (before I read the first post).
 
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Old 12-17-2006, 05:03 PM #15 (permalink)  
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I thought that the cow would be projectile and not the target when I opened the thread (before I read the first post).
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Old 12-17-2006, 05:06 PM #16 (permalink)  
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to those of you who say u dont kill for the sake of killing, well u do kinda. You only eat meat for pleasure, thats it, nothing else. You don eat it for nurtition since there are plenty of vegetarians out there who get plenty of nutrition without killing animals, u just love that rotting carcass too much

altho i would def rocket launch a car or a house as opposed to a cow if i had the choice, altho my friend, had only the choice of a cow.

btw, u had to buy the cow, and i thyink if u missed, u had a cow to keep
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Old 12-17-2006, 05:10 PM #17 (permalink)  
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to those of you who say u dont kill for the sake of killing, well u do kinda.
Your comparison is kinda, weird... lol. It's a little different to enjoy a t-bone than it is to blow it up an enitre cow having nothing to eat.

You're a crazy vegan aren't you? This post was a disguise, you're trying to convert all of us carnivores. I caught you and you can never take my meat away! (Esspecially venison).

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Old 12-17-2006, 05:22 PM #18 (permalink)  
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I thought that the cow would be projectile and not the target when I opened the thread (before I read the first post).
I thought this too and was thoroughly disappointed to find out this wasn't the case.

I would definitely rocket launch a cow AT something else, just for the fun of it. Because flying cows are inherently funny.

But as far as launching a regular rocket at a cow, that idea just doesn't appeal to me. I mean, why would you do that unless you had a reason?
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Old 12-17-2006, 09:12 PM #19 (permalink)  
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I'd MUCH rather rocket launch an old car or something. THAT would be fun.
Hell yeah

I'd like to rocket launch a garden shed.
 
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Old 12-17-2006, 09:20 PM #20 (permalink)  
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to those of you who say u dont kill for the sake of killing, well u do kinda. You only eat meat for pleasure, thats it, nothing else. You don eat it for nurtition since there are plenty of vegetarians out there who get plenty of nutrition without killing animals, u just love that rotting carcass too much
unfortunately, nothing can replace lean meat as far as nutrition goes. Nothing at all. Plus it's damn good.
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Old 12-17-2006, 09:34 PM #21 (permalink)  
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btw, u had to buy the cow, and i thyink if u missed, u had a cow to keep
HAHAHAHAHHAHA!!! How can you miss a cow with a rocket launcher?

That would be hilarious if you missed and hit a car, though. You've blown up someone's car and now own a cow.
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Old 12-17-2006, 09:40 PM #22 (permalink)  
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But as far as launching a regular rocket at a cow, that idea just doesn't appeal to me. I mean, why would you do that unless you had a reason?
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Old 12-17-2006, 11:43 PM #23 (permalink)  
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But as far as launching a regular rocket at a cow, that idea just doesn't appeal to me. I mean, why would you do that unless you had a reason?
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Old 12-17-2006, 11:58 PM #25 (permalink)  
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If you want to launch a cow out of a rocket launcher, you can do it here.

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Old 12-18-2006, 02:32 AM #26 (permalink)  
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to those of you who say u dont kill for the sake of killing, well u do kinda. You only eat meat for pleasure, thats it, nothing else. You don eat it for nurtition since there are plenty of vegetarians out there who get plenty of nutrition without killing animals, u just love that rotting carcass too much
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Old 12-18-2006, 03:28 AM #27 (permalink)  
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I vote yes.

...to the ban. You can't yell at us non-vegans liek that.
 
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Old 12-18-2006, 05:32 AM #28 (permalink)  
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A rocket launcher would make bull fights much more entertaining. They're gonna kill it anyway, might as well finish it with a bang.
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Old 12-18-2006, 08:36 AM #29 (permalink)  
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lol ban wtf!?

FWIW, i pretty much have eaten meat every day of my life
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Old 12-18-2006, 10:45 AM #30 (permalink)  
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if i was only given the choice of a cow,

hmmmm......


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Old 12-18-2006, 10:49 AM #31 (permalink)  
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Old 12-18-2006, 09:53 PM #32 (permalink)  
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Yeah I voted yes thinking we were gona launch a cow. I wouldnt shoota cow with a rocket launcher tho, that would be mean.
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Old 12-19-2006, 12:03 AM #33 (permalink)  
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I am disappointed too, I thought this was about launching cows at something
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Old 12-19-2006, 02:39 AM #34 (permalink)  
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I misunderstood the question. I thought we were gonna launch the cow with a rocket. Launching a rocket at a cow just doesnt seem as interesting.
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