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spoonitnow
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12-07-2007, 09:30 PM
Post subject: Would you rather.... (NSFW)
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Straight Flush
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Vote plz
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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IowaSkinsFan
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spoonitnow
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Originally Posted by IowaSkinsFan
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This is based on RL events sir (not lying)
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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DaNutsInYoEye
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i don't see an option for both. . .
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TheXianti: (Triptanes) why are you not a thinking person?
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iolzizlyi
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damn nuts you said it before i could
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will641
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oh my god, i dont see how anyone would rather lick annie dukes asshole. She is -E.V.
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Cash Rules Everything Around Me.
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euphoricism
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4-of-a-Kind
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Depends how clean it is.
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swiggidy
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Originally Posted by will641
annie dukes ... is -E.V.
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thizzSantaCruz
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I voted for Kristy Gaze and I have no clue what she looks like...is that okay?
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Flopping quads and boats like its my job
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Renton
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annie duke is definitely better looking than gazes, but im not a huge fan of eating ass.
jesus this is tough...
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Renton
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damnit, actually i want to change my vote to annie duke i think
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jyms
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Both.
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givememyleg
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
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i hafta go with the vag on this one i think
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iolzizlyi
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Originally Posted by Renton
im not a huge fan of eating ass.
jesus this is tough...
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lol
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Muzzard
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Duke all the way
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bigred
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Originally Posted by IowaSkinsFan
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This is based on RL events sir (not lying) |
OMG RL events? you mean these women got intimate with someone, SRSLY?
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LOL OPERATIONS
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DaNutsInYoEye
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Originally Posted by IowaSkinsFan
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This is based on RL events sir (not lying) |
OMG RL events? you mean these women got intimate with someone, SRSLY? |
The Duke has like 3 or 4 kids.
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TheXianti: (Triptanes) why are you not a thinking person?
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Renton
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Originally Posted by bigred
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This is based on RL events sir (not lying) |
OMG RL events? you mean these women got intimate with someone, SRSLY? |
The Duke has like 3 or 4 kids. |
ok, you calling her the Duke is making me want to switch my vote again back to Kristy.
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agreed cause i'm drunk
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iolzizlyi
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i actually don't think i'd mind watching those two and a cup.
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Ash256
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Originally Posted by iolzizlyi
i actually don't think i'd mind watching those two and a cup.
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Originally Posted by will641
oh my god, i dont see how anyone would rather lick annie dukes asshole. She is -E.V.
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pretty sure licking assholes in general is -E.V.
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ndultimate.
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bluelips
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Voted Kristy gazes
fistpump ldo
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bode
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Originally Posted by thizzSantaCruz
I voted for Kristy Gaze and I have no clue what she looks like...is that okay?
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i did the same, but i figured she looked even worse than Annie Duke.
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eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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Alibi
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Flush
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don't go ass to mouth
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TrapperAB: you know, I really should have named myself after the mandibles of a homeless person
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ensign_lee
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I thought that Kristy would have looked terrible, but then I googled her and she doesn't look that bad.
What a stupid poll...ban...
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Galapogos
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I voted Kristy Gazes. I don't know, I just look at Annie Duke and have a feeling she would have a really dirty asshole. Anyone else get that feeling?
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Originally Posted by sauce123
I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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flomo
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Full House
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correct answer nither
but that is not an option
if i lick annie dukes ass will she chip dump to me on the stars $1.20 SnGs?
if not i'll take the the other choice
next time make on of the chicks hot
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Protect dog
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iolzizlyi
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dude...
A. neither one is bad looking
B. they are both fucking RICH
i will toss salad for my sugar momma.
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spoonitnow
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Originally Posted by iolzizlyi
i actually don't think i'd mind watching those two and a cup.
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Best response so far.
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Originally Posted by PapalRage
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Originally Posted by will641
oh my god, i dont see how anyone would rather lick annie dukes asshole. She is -E.V.
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pretty sure licking assholes in general is -E.V. |
I've read that she's quite a bitch but she's definitely not -EV.
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Originally Posted by ensign_lee
I thought that Kristy would have looked terrible, but then I googled her and she doesn't look that bad.
What a stupid poll...ban...
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Kristy <<< Annie, and Annie has 4 kids.
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Originally Posted by iolzizlyi
dude...
A. neither one is bad looking
B. they are both fucking RICH
i will toss salad for my sugar momma.
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I'd probably bet Annie Duke is richer after watching Kristy play that heads up tourney and watching that quads hand where she calls down with like 99996 or some shit, despite the kids thing.
While I think both options are definitely +EV, I'm almost certain that Annie Duke here provides the best EV since she's probably richer and likely looks better than Kristy on any average day. I also think she's more likely to tip.
So what about comparing the chances of Kristy's cooter being clean/safe to the chances of Annie's ass being clean/safe? Also, would you rather eat nasty cooter or nasty asshole?
I make fun polls I think.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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Irisheyes
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This is pretty easy if you haven't got an ass fetish.
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Irisheyes
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Actually I suppose it's pretty easy if you do too.
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spoon what did i originaly answer?
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spoonitnow
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Originally Posted by Irisheyes
This is pretty easy if you're into men with vaginas.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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spoonitnow
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Originally Posted by Miffed22001
spoon what did i originaly answer?
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Annie Duke I believe.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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ChrisTheFish
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Damn, i just looked up pics and i think i should probs switch to annie duke
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Miffed22001
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flip a coin
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Irisheyes
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I EAT ALL THA MO'FUCKIN' THANG
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bode
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Originally Posted by Irisheyes
This is pretty easy if you haven't got an ass fetish.
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Frieda Khalo?
and this isnt even a choice as long as Gazes has some sense of personal hygiene.
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eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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Tiresman
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Can I chose between Liz Lieu and Evelyn Ng instead? 
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