Poker Forum

Over 1,247,000 Posts!

REGISTER
Subscribe to FTR web feed
Already Registered?      Username:    Password:   Remember      Forgot Password
View Poll Results: What would you do when you stumbled across this poor little fella
Help him escape and release him outside 17 36.96%
Help him escape and use him to scare the shit out of one of your coworkers 9 19.57%
Stab him with your scissors 4 8.70%
Eat him alive 1 2.17%
Leave him there and let someone else deal with it 6 13.04%
Run the printer and squish him inside 9 19.57%
Voters: 46. You may not vote on this poll

Poker Forum

  > 

FTR Community

  > 

Would you help this poor little creature!!! [Poll]

  
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
BoondockSaint
Old 04-08-2005, 06:47 PM     Post subject: Would you help this poor little creature!!! [Poll] #1 (permalink)  
BoondockSaint's Avatar
4-of-a-Kind

Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Indiana
Posts: 1,844
BoondockSaint
Send a message via AIM to BoondockSaint
Reply With Quote

Play for FREE and practice your game at...

Join the FTR Poker Forum to disable these banners and start posting!
bigred
Old 04-08-2005, 06:56 PM #2 (permalink)  
bigred's Avatar
PROFESSIONAL TROLL

Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Nest of Douchebags
Posts: 2,184
bigred is a name known to allbigred is a name known to allbigred is a name known to allbigred is a name known to allbigred is a name known to allbigred is a name known to all
 MMMMMMMMMMMM filet of mouse.
LOL OPERATIONS
 
Reply With Quote
a500lbgorilla
Old 04-08-2005, 08:23 PM #3 (permalink)  
a500lbgorilla's Avatar
JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD

Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: This room is a good place to be
Posts: 8,379
a500lbgorilla is a name known to alla500lbgorilla is a name known to alla500lbgorilla is a name known to alla500lbgorilla is a name known to alla500lbgorilla is a name known to alla500lbgorilla is a name known to all
Send a message via AIM to a500lbgorilla
I think the answer is obvious.

Get a cat stuck in there too.

Nature will solve itself.

-'rilla

Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
 
Reply With Quote
Radashack
Old 04-08-2005, 08:26 PM #4 (permalink)  
Radashack's Avatar
Flush

Join Date: Sep 2004
Posts: 522
Radashack
Well we can see that a % of the population at FTR are sadistic freaks
Poker Blog: http://radashack.blogspot.com/
 
Reply With Quote
Humphrind
Old 04-08-2005, 08:28 PM #5 (permalink)  
Humphrind's Avatar
4-of-a-Kind

Join Date: May 2004
Location: Kansas City
Posts: 1,887
Humphrind
Send a message via ICQ to Humphrind Send a message via MSN to Humphrind Send a message via Yahoo to Humphrind
Quote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
I think the answer is obvious.

Get a cat stuck in there too.

Nature will solve itself.

-'rilla
But then you'll have to get a dog stuck to get the cat out...
Then you'll have to get a bear stuck to get the dog out...
Then a tiger to get the bear out...
Then an elephant to get the tiger out...
Then a mouse to get the elephant out...

And you are back where you started.

Sound like too much hastle. I voted to let someone else deal with it.
I don't know what they have to say
It makes no difference anyway.
Whatever it is...
I'm against it.
 
Reply With Quote
a500lbgorilla
Old 04-08-2005, 08:29 PM #6 (permalink)  
a500lbgorilla's Avatar
JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD

Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: This room is a good place to be
Posts: 8,379
a500lbgorilla is a name known to alla500lbgorilla is a name known to alla500lbgorilla is a name known to alla500lbgorilla is a name known to alla500lbgorilla is a name known to alla500lbgorilla is a name known to all
Send a message via AIM to a500lbgorilla
Quote:
Originally Posted by Humphrind
Quote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
I think the answer is obvious.

Get a cat stuck in there too.

Nature will solve itself.

-'rilla
But then you'll have to get a dog stuck to get the cat out...
Then you'll have to get a bear stuck to get the dog out...
Then a tiger to get the bear out...
Then an elephant to get the tiger out...
Then a mouse to get the elephant out...

And you are back where you started.

Sound like too much hastle. I voted to let someone else deal with it.
Screw the cat.

-'rilla

Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
 
Reply With Quote
Cavalry21
Old 04-08-2005, 08:40 PM #7 (permalink)  
Cavalry21's Avatar

Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Cleveland, OH
Posts: 61
Cavalry21
Quote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla

Screw the cat.

-'rilla
I'm sure you'd have fun doing that, but I really don't see how it helps get the mouse out of the printer.
Reply With Quote
a500lbgorilla
Old 04-08-2005, 09:03 PM #8 (permalink)  
a500lbgorilla's Avatar
JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD

Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: This room is a good place to be
Posts: 8,379
a500lbgorilla is a name known to alla500lbgorilla is a name known to alla500lbgorilla is a name known to alla500lbgorilla is a name known to alla500lbgorilla is a name known to alla500lbgorilla is a name known to all
Send a message via AIM to a500lbgorilla
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cavalry21
Quote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla

Screw the cat.

-'rilla
I'm sure you'd have fun doing that, but I really don't see how it helps get the mouse out of the printer.
You don't see it becuase you're just being close-minded.

-'rilla

Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
 
Reply With Quote
bigred
Old 04-08-2005, 09:30 PM #9 (permalink)  
bigred's Avatar
PROFESSIONAL TROLL

Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Nest of Douchebags
Posts: 2,184
bigred is a name known to allbigred is a name known to allbigred is a name known to allbigred is a name known to allbigred is a name known to allbigred is a name known to all
 Lol, what south park episode is that from? Oh I remember now, the one making fun of Michael Jackson. Men shouldn't always be playing with little boys! Yes they can, you're just closed-minded!

Anyway, I wonder who votes to eat that delicious, scrumptios rodent...
LOL OPERATIONS
 
Reply With Quote
Old 04-08-2005, 09:36 PM #10 (permalink)  
Guest

Posts: n/a
I'm a big animal lover. Let the poor little bugger free!
Reply With Quote
DavSimon
Old 04-08-2005, 09:43 PM #11 (permalink)  
DavSimon's Avatar
Full House

Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Mount Holly, NC
Posts: 813
DavSimon is an unknown quantity at this point
 You know those HP cartridges come with pre-paid UPS labels so that you can send that cartridge back to get refilled/recycled. I vote leave him there....box him up and send him back to HP to scare the crap out of the person that processes the returned cartridges...enclose a note saying you only used the cartridge twice then it stopped working...you can't figure out what is wrong, but expect a replacement to be mailed ASAP.
Reply With Quote
DavSimon
Old 04-08-2005, 09:49 PM #12 (permalink)  
DavSimon's Avatar
Full House

Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Mount Holly, NC
Posts: 813
DavSimon is an unknown quantity at this point
 Or you could write a thank you letter to the president of HP stating:
I love your products mostly because they are a great value....buy a print cartridge and recieve a wireless mouse at no charge....wow, you can't beat that deal!
Reply With Quote
bigred
Old 04-08-2005, 10:35 PM #13 (permalink)  
bigred's Avatar
PROFESSIONAL TROLL

Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Nest of Douchebags
Posts: 2,184
bigred is a name known to allbigred is a name known to allbigred is a name known to allbigred is a name known to allbigred is a name known to allbigred is a name known to all
 L O L

wireless mouse
LOL OPERATIONS
 
Reply With Quote
eeeee
Old 04-09-2005, 12:47 AM #14 (permalink)  
eeeee's Avatar
Full House

Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: SoCal
Posts: 906
eeeee
Work story:

At my work years ago, we were having new construction near by. Mice
were moving into the building, so exterminators came out and placed
glue traps.

Entering the empty building one morning, I found the tiniest, cutest little
brown mouse barely stuck to a trap. He wasn't happy to see me,
especially as I picked up the trap. I thought I'd do a good deed and free
him and toss him outside to live a new life.

I pulled on his tail gently and he wasn't budging. And when I released
his tail, he contacted even more of the glue on the trap, getting
hopelessly stuck. Thinking about what to do, I figured the glue was
tougher in the cool morning, so I took the trap over to the kitchen sink
to run warm water over the glue and soften it up.

I let the water run for a while, then carefully let the warm water run on
the glue surrounding the little mouse. I could feel the glue softening, but
it wasn't enough; he wasn't just going to fall off the trap. I pulled on his
tail again, ever so smoothly.

The mouse was distressesed at my efforts to free him, but this was for
his own good. Water running, as a few hairs pulled out and a fraction of
his trapped body was released, he'd complain a bit. A little more
contact released. Just one more bit of mouse fur to clear from the glue... and....
free!

Loose from the glue, I held the mouse by the tail over the sink, and he
spazzed out, flipping around, up against my fingers, squeeking. Being a
manly man, I freaked out and dropped him, and he fell right into the sink
disposal drain!

I shut off the water and contemplated what to do, picturing this
traumatized mouse, wet, down in this drain cavern, nursing a dislocated
limb and tail. Well, there was only one thing to do. Cold water on,
disposal switch on, look around to see if anyone saw, disposal switch off,
let water run a little longer, water off, dry hands, toss trap, all done.

I console myself that it was a better end than gluetrap starvation,
and made a far better story.
I'm a know-it-all.




No, really.
 
Reply With Quote
SteveO
Old 04-09-2005, 01:39 AM #15 (permalink)  
Full House

Join Date: Apr 2004
Posts: 755
SteveO
Had a family of mice in my garage. Had a bucket of ice that melted from the last home poker tourny. They drowned themselves one by one.

The first time i caught one in my garbage i did the humane thing and took him out back and set him free. He came back and I drowned him too. Dumped him in the bucket and held his ass under. Haven't seen a mouse in awhile.
Send lawyers, guns and money - the sh*t has hit the fan!
 
Reply With Quote
DaNutsInYoEye
Old 04-09-2005, 06:32 AM #16 (permalink)  
DaNutsInYoEye's Avatar
4-of-a-Kind

Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: St. Louis
Posts: 1,921
DaNutsInYoEye
Send a message via AIM to DaNutsInYoEye
Word to the wise: before you kill a mouse/rat/guinea pig, make sure it's not someone's pet. My old roommate's girlfriend had a guinea pig (which I didn't know) and for whatever reason she decided to bring it over when she spent the night one time. Well the damn thing got into my room somehow and when I woke up to take a piss that night I saw it moving around in my room. Well I had my contacts out and the lights were out so I thought it was a rat or something. I of course did the most logical thing by screaming like a little bitch and throwing my heavy-ass zoology textbook directly down on it. I guess I should've known something was up when it just froze instead of running when I ran screaming like a banshee at it. Anyways, the book completely crushed it. Luckily the poor thing died instantly or at least it wasn't moving when I picked it up and only left a small spot of blood on the carpet. Well my other (3rd) roommate was up watching tv and heard me and came into the room and was like "What the hell did you do to Carmen?" I explained the situation and he agreed to help me dispose of it. Well like the genius he is, my roommate suggested flushing it. And like the genius I am, I agreed to the idea. I had taken bigger shits that went down smoothly so I didn't anticipate the damn thing stopping the toilet up, but of course it did. Well a couple pushes of the plunger later Carmen was on the way down to her watery grave. The best part was the next day when we both spent two hours wandering around our townhouse on our hands and knees with the girlfriend calling out "Carmen" when we knew damn well the little shit wasn't coming out. We felt too guilty to tell her though. The girl was as dumb as a brick and annoyed the piss out of us anyways. We told the third roommate what happened once she left and he thought it was hilarious because he hated the thing.
TheXianti: (Triptanes) why are you not a thinking person?
 
Reply With Quote
bigred
Old 04-09-2005, 02:25 PM #17 (permalink)  
bigred's Avatar
PROFESSIONAL TROLL

Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Nest of Douchebags
Posts: 2,184
bigred is a name known to allbigred is a name known to allbigred is a name known to allbigred is a name known to allbigred is a name known to allbigred is a name known to all
Quote:
We told the third roommate what happened once she left and he thought it was hilarious because he hated the thing.
LOL

Did it make that crazy squeeking noise guinea pigs make when they're scared (which is always).
LOL OPERATIONS
 
Reply With Quote
Fnord
Old 04-09-2005, 05:10 PM #18 (permalink)  
Fnord's Avatar
Moderator

Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: I'll Do You Like A Truck
Posts: 19,333
Fnord is an unknown quantity at this point
Send a message via MSN to Fnord
REDRUM, REDRUM!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBvge-c2_Xg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-Xz8aLuD7Y
 
Reply With Quote
a500lbgorilla
Old 04-25-2005, 05:42 AM #19 (permalink)  
a500lbgorilla's Avatar
JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD

Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: This room is a good place to be
Posts: 8,379
a500lbgorilla is a name known to alla500lbgorilla is a name known to alla500lbgorilla is a name known to alla500lbgorilla is a name known to alla500lbgorilla is a name known to alla500lbgorilla is a name known to all
Send a message via AIM to a500lbgorilla
http://www.collegehumor.com/?image_id=135816

YOU'RE FAMOUS KINDA!

-'rilla

Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
 
Reply With Quote
stevedonel
Old 04-26-2005, 04:11 AM #20 (permalink)  
stevedonel's Avatar
Full House

Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Vegas
Posts: 617
stevedonel
Send a message via AIM to stevedonel
His mother should've taught the dangers of office supplys when he was younger. Bah!! parents these days!

My choice of actions would be determined by the status of the printer cartridge. I'll let you figure out the rest.

But then, I'm just mean
Is that guy still part of the forum??
 
Reply With Quote
DaNutsInYoEye
Old 04-27-2005, 01:59 AM #21 (permalink)  
DaNutsInYoEye's Avatar
4-of-a-Kind

Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: St. Louis
Posts: 1,921
DaNutsInYoEye
Send a message via AIM to DaNutsInYoEye
This is obviously the best solution: http://www.compfused.com/directlink/685/
TheXianti: (Triptanes) why are you not a thinking person?
 
Reply With Quote
Reply
Latest Poker News
KoRnholio Old 05-26-2012, 03:08 PM    Australia Legalized Online Poker coming up in next 6 to 12 Months
According to an email sent out by Mark Bryan, a gaming analyst at Merrill Lynch, the Australian government plans to legalize online poker sometime in the next six to 12 months. This move will coincide ...

« Previous Thread | Next Thread »
Thread Tools
Display Modes
Linear Mode Linear Mode

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On


All times are GMT. The time now is 10:47 AM.

Contact Us - Archive - Top

FTR Testimonials

All content
© FlopTurnRiver.com 		Advertising  |   Partners  |   Testimonials  |   T&C  |   Contact Us  |   FTR News & Press  |   Site Map  |   Search FTR

Full Tilt  |   Titan Poker  |   UltimateBet  |   Poker Stars  |   Ladbrokes Bonus  |   Sportsbook  |   Cake Poker  

Play Texas Holdem Online, Online Texas Holdem Strategy, & Poker Forum
This is not a gambling website.