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Old 05-24-2008, 05:13 PM     Post subject: Would you have the balls? #1 (permalink)  
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Old 05-24-2008, 05:23 PM #2 (permalink)  
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thats sick. i'd like to think that i could do that, but i'd probably shit myself irl.
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Old 05-24-2008, 05:25 PM #3 (permalink)  
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Old 05-24-2008, 05:28 PM #4 (permalink)  
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no, i would not

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Old 05-24-2008, 05:31 PM #5 (permalink)  
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he's going to cross the sound barrier, lol.

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Old 05-24-2008, 05:34 PM #6 (permalink)  
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Almost certainly not.
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Old 05-24-2008, 05:46 PM #7 (permalink)  
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thats sick. i'd like to think that i could do that, but i'd probably shit myself irl.
lol, exactly what i was thinking.
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Old 05-24-2008, 05:48 PM #8 (permalink)  
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wow great find

and no, theres no chance id ever do this, even if i got PAID 20 mill
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Old 05-24-2008, 05:49 PM #9 (permalink)  
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Old 05-24-2008, 06:26 PM #10 (permalink)  
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nope, he's gonna die, balls though
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Old 05-24-2008, 06:32 PM #11 (permalink)  
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Old 05-24-2008, 07:15 PM #12 (permalink)  
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Stupid imo, but hes got big balls fo sho.
 
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I've got £10 even money with a mate that he dies.
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Old 05-24-2008, 08:17 PM #14 (permalink)  
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Old 05-24-2008, 08:38 PM #15 (permalink)  
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Old 05-24-2008, 08:41 PM #16 (permalink)  
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He will experience weightlessness.
This isn't right. He's floating up in a balloon, not going into orbit.
 
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Old 05-24-2008, 08:45 PM #17 (permalink)  
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Old 05-24-2008, 08:53 PM #18 (permalink)  
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How high he is has nothing to do with it. He's planning on jumping out of the capsule and falling back to Earth, ergo he's not weightless. He'd need to be in orbit to experience weightlessness.
 
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Old 05-24-2008, 11:09 PM #19 (permalink)  
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he's french lol

shouldn't he be retreating somewhere
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Old 05-25-2008, 12:25 AM #20 (permalink)  
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shouldn't he be retreating somewhere
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Old 05-25-2008, 12:50 AM #21 (permalink)  
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well, he'll be in freefall, so technically weightless

anyway, i'd need to regular skydive first, but i would do this
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Old 05-25-2008, 02:26 AM #22 (permalink)  
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I would just like to second zxqv in his assertion that freefall results in experiencing weightlessness.
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Old 05-25-2008, 02:39 AM #23 (permalink)  
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Old 05-26-2008, 11:13 PM #24 (permalink)  
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How high he is has nothing to do with it. He's planning on jumping out of the capsule and falling back to Earth, ergo he's not weightless. He'd need to be in orbit to experience weightlessness.
apparently sir, you do not understand why people experience weightlessness. Being in space does not make you weightless, being in a decaying orbit makes you experience weightlessness, also being at terminal velocity makes you experience weightlessness. If he survives the threshold to terminal velocity (IE crossing the sound barrier) he will be weightless.
The older I get, the more I start wondering; Just what in the hell is going on here?
 
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Old 05-27-2008, 01:12 AM #25 (permalink)  
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No, I understand weightlessness, but I also understand English. The original article said:

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He intends to climb into the pressurized gondola of the 650-foot balloon, which resembles a giant jellyfish, and make a two-hour journey to 130,000 feet. At that altitude, almost 25 miles up, Fournier will see both the blackness of space and the curvature of the earth. He will experience weightlessness.

Then he plans to step out of the capsule...
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He intends to climb into the pressurized gondola of the 650-foot balloon, which resembles a giant jellyfish, and make a two-hour journey to 130,000 feet. At that altitude, almost 25 miles up, Fournier will see both the blackness of space and the curvature of the earth.

Then he plans to step out of the capsule, wearing only a special space suit and a parachute, and plunge in a mere 15 minutes, experiencing weightlessness along the way.
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Correction: May 26, 2008

An earlier version of this article misstated the time in which a high-altitude parachutist would experience weightlessness. It is experienced during the descent, not while in the balloon's gondola.
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Old 05-27-2008, 01:54 AM #26 (permalink)  
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maybe they were trying to say free falling?
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Old 05-27-2008, 02:32 PM #27 (permalink)  
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Old 05-27-2008, 02:45 PM #28 (permalink)  
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lol, I was about to post the same thing. Better luck next time...
 
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Old 05-27-2008, 08:34 PM #29 (permalink)  
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They should make this a ride at Six Flags and call it the "Super Cliffhanger"
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Old 05-27-2008, 08:48 PM #30 (permalink)  
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Ya, I'd feel real confident nothing would happen to my suit on the way down...they can't even get the balloons off the ground without something getting f'ed up.
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