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08-29-2008, 06:01 PM
Post subject: Would you bang Sarah Palin (McCain's VP Choice)
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
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I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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will641
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she's fully milfin.
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Transparency ftw
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So you click their picture and then you get their money?
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bigred
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man the repubs are clever
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LOL OPERATIONS
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dalecooper
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Need a better pic for consideration - that one looks like she's thinking about chomping your junk off.
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Well, John Teeter was right about a female in office this year...
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Yeppers. 
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I knew someone would make this thread.
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BennyLaRue
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Sarah Palin: A photo essay by BennyLaRue.
Sarah has sick BB skillz. Look at her grab that rock.
She ran for Miss Alaska. Hi hunny.
Hates bears.
Unlike McCain, can use the Internets.
Is into kinky shit.
Wants to be your VP.
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Stalker LaRue???
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i bet shes kinda dumb but i would, i think
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AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA politicz
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I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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Stalker LaRue???
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Dale wanted pics. The Dude abides.
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omg why didnt mcsame pic lieberman
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omg why didnt mcsame pic lieberman
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Leftwing Lesbian bait imo
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i bet she does anal. Def would
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bode
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i'd hit it.
btw, benny larue is by far my favorite poster of the last few months.
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Goddamn 21-0. I haven't seen FTR this one-sided since the UIGEA.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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wow, I am so having sex with her tonite, I mean in my dreams of course.
Wow, a hot chick and she could be VP? Total sex appeal!!
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3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
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running mate selections are such a joke, all they are for is to balance the ticket.
bush had no experience at the national level so he picks a long-time U.S. senator.
obama picks an old white guy.
mccain picks a young, attractive female.
etc etc
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Lukie
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this is especially brilliant though, it'll pull some of the hillary supporters over for sure
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you forget quickly lukie, sometimes like attracts like. e.g. kerry and edwards. both douche bags. and yeah, i agree that they are way over rated. like obama brings biden in for foreign policy, like hes ever going to say, "okay joe, im leaving this to you."
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the difference is that biden is actually a valuable choice wrt policy, whereas palin is a terrible choice wrt policy and is there for the standard douchebag politicking reasons which neo-repubs are so good at.
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this is especially brilliant though, it'll pull some of the hillary supporters over for sure
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Only the pro-life ones, who won't vote Dem anyway.
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But you're missing the point - FTR is now 24-0 that we would fuck her.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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Wow , we all agree on something for once!!
HOLY CHIT!
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3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
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will641
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Originally Posted by wufwugy
the difference is that biden is actually a valuable choice wrt policy, whereas palin is a terrible choice wrt policy and is there for the standard douchebag politicking reasons which neo-repubs are so good at.
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what is wrt?
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gabe
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wufwugy: the reasons you think palin sucks as VP are the same reasons republicans laugh at idea of obama beind president, sort of
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runner-up in miss alaska. nuff said.
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Palin ran a state with like no people in it for uhhh two years. This seems like a pretty bad pick considering mccain is so old. Too bad Obama is so inexperienced too that he can't really attack it (maybe dems wish now hiliary was nominated).
And yes of course i'd bang her.
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I say we have a letter written up and sent to her personally over this.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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Originally Posted by will641
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Originally Posted by wufwugy
the difference is that biden is actually a valuable choice wrt policy, whereas palin is a terrible choice wrt policy and is there for the standard douchebag politicking reasons which neo-repubs are so good at.
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what is wrt? |
with respect to
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There goes wuf making up shit again
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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will641
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Palin ran a state with like no people in it for uhhh two years. This seems like a pretty bad pick considering mccain is so old. Too bad Obama is so inexperienced too that he can't really attack it (maybe dems wish now hiliary was nominated).
And yes of course i'd bang her.
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well i guess its a good thing she isn't running for president! i dont think anyone cares about the experience a vp has, or at least very little.
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Originally Posted by Massimo
Palin ran a state with like no people in it for uhhh two years. This seems like a pretty bad pick considering mccain is so old. Too bad Obama is so inexperienced too that he can't really attack it (maybe dems wish now hiliary was nominated).
And yes of course i'd bang her.
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well i guess its a good thing she isn't running for president! i dont think anyone cares about the experience a vp has, or at least very little. |
she's a heartbeat away from the presidency, and mccain is going to die from old age two years into a presidential term
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/robert..._b_122491.html
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LOL OPERATIONS
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There goes wuf making up shit again
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will641 wrote:
Massimo wrote:
Palin ran a state with like no people in it for uhhh two years. This seems like a pretty bad pick considering mccain is so old. Too bad Obama is so inexperienced too that he can't really attack it (maybe dems wish now hiliary was nominated).
And yes of course i'd bang her.
well i guess its a good thing she isn't running for president! i dont think anyone cares about the experience a vp has, or at least very little.
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I think Palin is more qualified to be president than anyone else in the race. She only has two years experience as govenor, but that is two more years of executive branch experience than anyone else in the race. Everyone else has legislative experience.
When's the last time a Senator was elected president? They typically aren't. Govenors are typically elected president.
And yes, I'd hit it.
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omg todd palin works for BP oil. has to be a republican scheme amirite???
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easy yes
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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Originally Posted by will641
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Originally Posted by Massimo
Palin ran a state with like no people in it for uhhh two years. This seems like a pretty bad pick considering mccain is so old. Too bad Obama is so inexperienced too that he can't really attack it (maybe dems wish now hiliary was nominated).
And yes of course i'd bang her.
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well i guess its a good thing she isn't running for president! i dont think anyone cares about the experience a vp has, or at least very little. |
she's a heartbeat away from the presidency, and mccain is going to die from old age two years into a presidential term
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/robert..._b_122491.html |
This article is sooooooooooooooo bias (like most political discussions) but he's probably right when it comes down to it... Mccain probably screwed himself. Palin is a high risk move that probably won't yield a high reward.
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Also one more thing: I always rip on Democrats because they'll say anything (and then go back on it later, see: John Kerry). Republicans usually (and i have to say Bush hasn't really follow this, but he is just so beyond terrible i'm going to exclude him) don't really care and will honestly say what they're going to do and do whatever the fuck they want. Mccain is really going against that here cause this is clearly a move for votes, he just lost mine.
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Also one more thing: I always rip on Democrats because they'll say anything (and then go back on it later, see: John Kerry). Republicans usually (and i have to say Bush hasn't really follow this, but he is just so beyond terrible i'm going to exclude him) don't really care and will honestly say what they're going to do and do whatever the fuck they want. Mccain is really going against that here cause this is clearly a move for votes, he just lost mine.
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if this made you not want to vote for mccain, dont bother ever paying attention in any presidential election.
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WTF. Who voted no?
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this is especially brilliant though, it'll pull some of the hillary supporters over for sure
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Only the pro-life ones, who won't vote Dem anyway. |
you're overthinking this one.. think occam's razor
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WTF. Who voted no?
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some who thought it'd be funny if he were the only one. so, everyone would still bang her.
or it was a girl
or a gay guy
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i hate her so fucking much because shes a motherfucking neocon and she like so many other fucking neocons represent the most regressive and ignorant people in america.
yes shes hotish and id normally be able to get it up but fuck i hate neocons so much i fucking couldnt get it up even if she was shannon elizabeth or halle berry
also lol
i seriously need to stop reading current politics. makes me so fucking livid how stupid people are. didja know that palin has foreign policy experience because shes from alaska and alaska is close to russia? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
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Anyone else think her voice is like nails on a chalkboard? Def needs something stuck in her mouth.
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Anyone else think her voice is like nails on a chalkboard? Def needs something stuck in her mouth.
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I agree with this.
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