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Did we get leveled since it's not your niece?
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Did we get leveled since it's not your niece?
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Yes but moreso because she's on average 5 years older than your guesses.
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I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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16 and no shes too old
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I wont hit a girl, where a FTR´er already scored. Her shoes suck too.
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xtr stand for exotic tranny retards
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Not a very good picture.
Certainly looks of age, my first guess was that she was actually 30 or something like that.
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Not a very good picture.
Certainly looks of age, my first guess was that she was actually 30 or something like that.
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So you'd bone her as long as it was anal?
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I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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Not a very good picture.
Certainly looks of age, my first guess was that she was actually 30 or something like that.
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I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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I'd hit it, but if I could do her sister at the same time then they'd kinda add up close to my age.
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I only have sex with girls of this quality if their is a 3rd party female involved. I let them know this as soon as the topic comes up.
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I'd hit it, but if I could do her mother at the same time then they'd kinda add up close to my age.
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I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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I'd hit it, but if I could do her mother at the same time then they'd kinda add up close to my age.
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Protect dog
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i've looked at this pic a few times now. at first i was like sure why not? and then i was like ehhh.... but now i say no. body is ok. face is bleech. but then again vaginas don't have a face so i guess it depends on how i feel at that moment. anyways i woulda said she's def legal.. like 21 or 22.
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only pussy you turn down you turn face down
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what's wrong with fucking your cousin? Am I weird for thinking absolutely nothing?
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holyshityes. lol I really hope there's some leveling in this thread. If you can't see something wrong with screwing your mother's sister's daughter...and I'm from Kentucky, which has got to be in the top5 of states for incest jokes.
{cue banjo and shudder}
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[quote="Aces"]
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what's wrong with fucking your cousin? Am I weird for thinking absolutely nothing?
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I wouldn't do it, 'cause there's no such thing as an ex-cousin.
However, I think the USofA is pretty much the only country in the world where marrying your cousin is illegal (in some states).
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salsa does make a good argument. There really is just no good reason why this is wrong. I think a 40+ y/o man sexing a 18 y/o girl should be less socially acceptable, dont see the reasoning why anyone would disagree.
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what's wrong with fucking your cousin? Am I weird for thinking absolutely nothing?
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wtf is that?
u only fuck them if they're hot. all usual standards apply
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Would you bone your cousins? Salsa would.
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well courtie, since we're both clear, would you accept an invitation for some unprotected sex?
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FWIW, when breeding dogs for certain things, you'll often end up with dogs that are 3/4th or more of the same dog. This is pretty standard.
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I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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Gotta bizzump this cuz Salsa's never around anymore and I want people to remember how badass/weird he truly/really is.
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salsas cool. anyways, his position isn't necessarily that weird.
evolution isnt perfect, and with regards to breeding selection, it seems that our genes evolve towards sexual preference for the opposite gender that is close to our own, but also selects for our preferences to not be too close since that shit has happened a ton but they all just die off. so its somewhat natural to have sexual preferences for humans much like our mothers/fathers (and our relatives are that very much) which we actually see a ton of anyways. we're typically not attracted to that which is very close to home, but also not that which is very far from home. the evolutionary concepts of genetic drift and genetic flow will lay the fundamental reasons for why we evolve this way.
as to how much being raised around relatives affects our attraction to them is major speculation. it really could be anything from itty bitty to a lot.
take the cheetah for example; they are basically inbreds. at one point in their history cheetah population decreased to a very small amount. this reduced their genetic variability to just above the point of causing extinction. currently they are afaik the most inbred species on the planet; and due to this they have mega high infant mortality rates and such, and their ability to adapt to environment is crap. compare cheetahs to tigers. a tiger can adapt to most earthy environments, whereas a cheetah will die pretty much anywhere other than where they are now.
anyways, i have a couple second cousins that ive seen one time and i recall myself being very attracted to them. so yea i would schtupp them but i wouldnt make babies. i actually have a hypothesis which im gonna one of these days get the input from people who actually know this stuff which is basically that our offspring will actually be more healthy if our partners are as different from us as they can be. like since im white/ginger/central european/UKish i should make babies with black/azn/latin women instead of women from the aforementioned regions. theoretically this would provide with the highest genetic variability which is pretty much the most important factor towards fitness/survival.
my point other than rambling is basically that sexual attraction isnt a perfect thing. a great example is homosexuality. for a while, scientists have been baffled at how homosexuality can exist because it only makes sense that due to its colossal negative impact on reproduction of those imbued with the trait that homosexuals should all have died off and we shouldn't have any today. but we do.
the most current research on this subject strongly suggests that a big reason for homosexuality in males is a gene expression which increases female attraction to men also can create this increased attraction to men in men. so there you have a very natural reason for why something exists that 'shouldnt'; it suggests that there may be a natural reason for the existence of attraction to relatives.
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Excellent bump. Is this in th digest ???
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I'd guess 13. Milk hormones are doing wonders these days.
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dont be so quick to say its because of milk hormones. we been drinking milk a long time, some hormones are neutralized by the gut (im not sure all of which are though), and the most likely cause is simply genetics.
i dont care enough right now to research it tho. wouldnt take too long, just go to pubmed
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I wonder if X will change my name to cousins4ever?
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Would you bone your cousins? Salsa would.
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Originally Posted by salsa4ever
well courtie, since we're both clear, would you accept an invitation for some unprotected sex?
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lol missed this thread
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Originally Posted by Frink
I have a very bad feeling about this thread.
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Lol epic thread.
Call me a weirdo, but I agree with salsa to a certain extent. When I was 14 I had this 17 year old cousin that I hadn't seen in almost 8 years and she was pretty hawt. So... Idk I'd probably bone my cousin. :/
Lol I'm gonna get flamed so hard for this.
Spoon, I'd hit it.
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When I went to Colombia, I encountered cousins that I've never met in my life before. They were all gorgeous. I would probably have had sex with them had they been down. However, I would never have sex with any cousins I grew up with or anything, ew.
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That's how winners play; we convince the other guy he's making all the right moves.
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When I went to Colombia, I encountered cousins that I've never met in my life before. They were all gorgeous. I would probably have had sex with them had they been down. However, I would never have sex with any cousins I grew up with or anything, ew.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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This thread was/is so epic.
There is something so wrong about it too... not enough pics is what's wrong with it.
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Girlfriend: Why are the werewolves more important than living life?!
Girlfriend: Are you on the forums doing the werewolves again?
Girlfriend: Soo... you forgot to run that errand, but you had time to werewolf? Wtf?
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does everyone realize that the girl in the OP is spoons fiancee?
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does everyone realize that the girl in the OP is spoons fiancee?
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
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When I went to Colombia, I encountered cousins that I've never met in my life before. They were all gorgeous. I would probably have had sex with them had they been down. However, I would never have sex with any cousins I grew up with or anything, ew.
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haha!
pretty much the only thing i would worry with banging a hawt cousin would be my family finding out
or my wife
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does everyone realize that the girl in the OP is spoons fiancee?
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Spoon is engaged to his niece???
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[00:29] <daven> dc, why not check turn behind
[00:30] <DC> daven
[00:30] <DC> on my hand?
[00:30] <daven> yep
[00:30] <DC> because I am drunk
[00:30] <daven> nice reason
[00:30] <daven> no further questions
[00:30] <yaawn> ^^Lol
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does everyone realize that the girl in the OP is spoons fiancee?
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oh...wait... that's chelle? hmmmmm....
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oh...wait... that's chelle? hmmmmm.... |
So is this
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I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Nu Zuland bru
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Originally Posted by BooG690
When I went to Colombia, I encountered cousins that I've never met in my life before. They were all gorgeous. I would probably have had sex with them had they been down. However, I would never have sex with any cousins I grew up with or anything, ew.
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pretty much the only thing i would worry with banging a hawt cousin would be my family finding out
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I laff'd at the afterthought.
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