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View Poll Results: So, would you?
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Old 08-29-2008, 01:15 PM     Post subject: Would you? #1 (permalink)  
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Transsexual girl dubbed "2nd most beautiful in NYC." Leaving aside whether or not that's remotely true - would you?

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Old 08-29-2008, 01:20 PM #2 (permalink)  
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Old 08-29-2008, 01:26 PM #3 (permalink)  
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I personally wouldn't have a problem with boning a decent-looking tranny.
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Old 08-29-2008, 02:31 PM #4 (permalink)  
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gotta say no. only met 2 reds i'd do. for some reason, most of them repulse me.
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Old 08-29-2008, 02:32 PM #5 (permalink)  
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I admire your directness, spoon. I think I'd be OK with it as long as her surgeon did a good job in the vag construction area. If not, I'd be too squicked out to proceed.
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Old 08-29-2008, 02:34 PM #6 (permalink)  
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Old 08-29-2008, 02:36 PM #7 (permalink)  
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Who's the first most beautiful girl in NYC?
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gotta say no. only met 2 reds i'd do. for some reason, most of them repulse me.
Really? I love 'em. I would have gotten along just fine in the olden days, when every woman had milky white skin and nice soft features. I'm not such a fan of this tanned, fat-free thing we're doing nowadays; redheads are the last bastion of sanity.
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Old 08-29-2008, 02:38 PM #9 (permalink)  
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I saw this fucked up documentary about this rogue doctor who had his license pulled but he kept doing gender ops in his garage and mexico and shit. He really butchered this one dude up, gave him this nasty gash that oozed puss and shit & it was all tight & starting to heal closed but the oozing puss and the vibrators the dude kept ramming up there kept it open.

Kinda made me horny...









oh gross...I think I just crossed my own lines. I'm revolted by my own post.

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Old 08-29-2008, 02:46 PM #10 (permalink)  
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Old 08-29-2008, 02:54 PM #11 (permalink)  
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I saw this fucked up documentary about this rogue doctor who had his license pulled but he kept doing gender ops in his garage and mexico and shit. He really butchered this one dude up, gave him this nasty gash that oozed puss and shit & it was all tight & starting to heal closed but the oozing puss and the vibrators the dude kept ramming up there kept it open.

Kinda made me horny...









oh gross...I think I just crossed my own lines. I'm revolted by my own post.

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Old 08-29-2008, 03:01 PM #12 (permalink)  
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Old 08-29-2008, 03:02 PM #13 (permalink)  
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Also, I have to say no. Somehow I just couldn't.


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Old 08-29-2008, 03:05 PM #14 (permalink)  
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Old 08-29-2008, 03:08 PM #15 (permalink)  
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who's that ginger that everyone keeps posting?
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no.not into redheads....male or female.
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Old 08-29-2008, 04:31 PM #17 (permalink)  
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ehhhhh, if i just met her in a bar with no prior knowledge of her being a tranny then yah i most definitely would, yet then, as i went south to the equator and found a clitoris that resembled a small penis i may have second thoughts.
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Old 08-29-2008, 05:17 PM #18 (permalink)  
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Done deal. Reconstructed clit or no.
 
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Old 08-29-2008, 05:47 PM #19 (permalink)  
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LOL, this shit is real fucked up.


Also, is that the 2nd most beautiful girl in NY? There must be some kind of drought then IMO.
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Old 08-29-2008, 06:08 PM #20 (permalink)  
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who's that ginger that everyone keeps posting?
i have blond hair shithead
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Old 08-29-2008, 07:33 PM #21 (permalink)  
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Old 08-29-2008, 10:08 PM #22 (permalink)  
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I bet she rarely if ever gets pms.
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LOL, this shit is real fucked up.


Also, is that the 2nd most beautiful girl in NY? There must be some kind of drought then IMO.
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Old 08-30-2008, 03:37 PM #25 (permalink)  
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wait, so she used to have a penis? then fuck no
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Old 08-30-2008, 03:44 PM #26 (permalink)  
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LOL, this shit is real fucked up.


Also, is that the 2nd most beautiful tgirl in NY? There must be some kind of drought then IMO.
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anyone saying no is gay

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yah you are, ya big queer.

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