Would WufILikeFatChicksWugy bang these?

[baudib]

Again, where the fuck are the mainstream media people saying Marilyn Monroe was fat? The only people who say this are, as Jessica Siegel says, reacting to the "recent cultural bias toward skinnier girls" which has always been a bunch of b.s. Skinny girls have always been in vogue, and women have always been jealous of skinnier girls, and skinny girls have always made derogatory comments about fat girls. (Check out Mena Suvari playing Marilyn Monroe and talking about Liz Taylor's fat arms.)

The only thing that's changed in the past 10, 20, 30 years is people started getting fatter and fat people started to get really defensive about it.

In the 1990s you have two things going on: 1, the anti-glam/anti-big-hair grunge/post-grunge and a "girl-next-door" type in every movie and every magazine cover -- Winona Ryder, Meg Ryan, Julia Roberts, the "Friends" cast.

2, Playmates became mainstream. Hefner's always had an obvious personal preference so bleached blondes with big tits started showing up everywhere -- Pamela Anderson, Jenny McCarthy, Anna Nicole Smith.

Are these women any skinnier than Paulina Porizkova or Christie Brinkley or Cindy Crawford or Heather Locklear? I cannot discern any difference at all.

[wufwugy]

This is considered chubby by the media today, the girls you mentioned were all leaner, and there is no way in hell popular media would dare let any woman show belly the way Marilyn did here

Things are coming around in a very small way with somebody like Christina Hendricks becoming more popular

[wufwugy]

I mean look at that fuckin elbow fat

The editor of Maxim would be fired if one of its covers didn't have that shopped out

[rong]

You're right wuf, they're practically identical

[rong]

In case it wasn't clear, that was posted with a hint of sarcasm.

[JKDS]

Hi, I'm Wufwugy!

[wufwugy]

Of course they're not identical, heavier chick is clearly heavier

[rong]

Lol heavier. Heavier refers to things you lift, fatter is used when referring to things you fuck. You mean fatter chick is clearly fatter.

[wufwugy]

Yes, fatter chick is clearly fatter

I have syllogism for Ms. Dana Rong

Dana hates fat
Boobs are fat
Dana hates boobs

[rong]

Wufwugy gets horny over fat, sumo wrestler are fat, ergo wufwugy spanks to fat oily Japanese men.

[wufwugy]

ur mom is a fat oily japanese man

[rong]

I'm gonna tell my mom on you.

[wufwugy]

fuckin fatass

[JKDS]

Dayum, wheres my harpoon!

[rong]

Jesus Christ, that's one scary beast!

Sure, she could feed a small starving village for 7 to 10 days, but you'd never get the carcass out there as they don't have cranes and if they had enough cattle to work the winch system you'd require they wouldn't be starving.

[boost]

you're stretching here wuf... It's not so much her size, but there are a few subtle things that lead me to believe that she is a 3 at best, and that's probably generous.

[kiwiMark]

Yeah I mean I don't find her size/shape attractive, but it's the tip of the iceberg

[Renton]

My conscious mind rejects that last picture, but it is triggering a lot of subconscious attraction mechanisms for me, fwiw.

[rong]

If you haven't got laid in a month and a semi naked fat chick bent over gives you wood, it does not mean either that she is attractive or that you generally find fat chicks attractive. Just sayin.

[kiwiMark]

daaaaanaaaa liiiiikes uggggos daaaaanaaa liiiikes uggggoos

[wufwugy]

....it's the tip of the iceberg

this is the new would hit thread

[BennyLaRue]

She's wearing shoes on the bed. Get tha hail out.

[d0zer]

If you haven't got laid in a month and a semi naked fat chick bent over gives you wood, it does not mean either that she is attractive or that you generally find fat chicks attractive. Just sayin.

dont' forget if you been nailin' the same 'bird' for over a decade!

[rong]

Nah, fat ain't gonna do it even then.

[wufwugy]

hey look another fatass

[rpm]

cheap and lousy imitation imo. fender or "gtfo"

[wufwugy]

would not strum

[wufwugy]

is wuf serious?

i bet half of you think he is

[kiwiMark]

It's definitely the big question on my mind

[JKDS]

Im scared. Someone hold me

[Renton]

Wow thanks wuf for enlightening me that one really can have too much of a good thing.

[jyms]

It's like shooting pool....with a rope

[rong]

It must be great if you do really fancy girls like that, I bet they are so keen to please and real easy to pick up.

[kiwiMark]

you tell us bud, all it takes is a month without sex apparently

[wufwugy]

bet this chick is too fat for ms. rong

[Jack Sawyer]

One thing of importance though: it doesn't matter how they are now, but down the road you can be 90% sure that they will gain (a lot of) weight. The long term game is the only reason why I would actually mind a girl's extra weight (round mounds) from day 1.

[boost]

One thing of importance though: it doesn't matter how they are now, but down the road you can be 90% sure that they will gain (a lot of) weight. The long term game is the only reason why I would actually mind a girl's extra weight (round mounds) from day 1.

ya, I've been thinking about that a ton myself. Like, the in the moment ideal for me is not an ideal long term play. Not by a long shot.

[Warpe]

lol, "image has been resized"

and never in a million years

[Galapogos]

ya, I've been thinking about that a ton myself. Like, the in the moment ideal for me is not an ideal long term play. Not by a long shot.

i see what you did...

[wufwugy]

ya, I've been thinking about that a ton myself. Like, the in the moment ideal for me is not an ideal long term play. Not by a long shot.

here's the solution

care about awesome activities like hiking, swimming, any form of sporting, then find (or pursue with) a chick who is the same

problem solved

people are/get fat because they're sedentary. all other sorts of ailments for this reason too

[kiwiMark]

HE'S ALIVE

[Jack Sawyer]

Yes!

[d0zer]

[BooG690]

Yes!

I would love to hear Dan's opinion on this.

[kiwiMark]

I don't find pinky attractive

[rong]

Don't get me wrong, I wud hit. But I don't find her particularly attractive and find her butt and thighs far too large and wobbly. I'd much prefer the other brunette dancer.

[a500lbgorilla]

Indeed

[Monty3038]

Indeed

Is she fucking dancing in mayonnaise?

[kiwiMark]

cream filled buns, it looks like from here. Mmmmmmm

[rong]

I bet she ate them afterwards