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Old 01-30-2010, 11:49 PM     Post subject: Would Jyms hit? #1 (permalink)  
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Old 01-31-2010, 12:11 AM #2 (permalink)  
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tough call, I am interested in the results

This pic is better

 
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Old 01-31-2010, 12:17 AM #3 (permalink)  
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looks like daniel craig's sister accidentally ate ronnie coleman's cereal
 
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Old 01-31-2010, 01:54 AM #4 (permalink)  
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tough call?

TOUGH CALL!?

youre a sick man..
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Old 01-31-2010, 02:19 AM #5 (permalink)  
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Wait. The poll asks, "Are YOU man enough?" and the title of the thread asks if JYMS would hit. Please clarify.

That's how winners play; we convince the other guy he's making all the right moves.
 
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Old 01-31-2010, 02:29 AM #6 (permalink)  
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FUCK..... no. dude looks like a lady
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Old 01-31-2010, 02:30 AM #7 (permalink)  
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ambiguosity suits this thread
 
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Old 01-31-2010, 02:37 AM #8 (permalink)  
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It'd probably be closer if we could see what she looks like when her muscles aren't are all pumped up, and she isn't flexing.
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Old 01-31-2010, 02:39 AM #9 (permalink)  
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It'd probably be closer if we could see what she looks like when her muscles aren't are all pumped up, and she isn't flexing.
yea I looked I couldn't find any. She's competition cut right now and that makes them look bigger and more masculine for sure

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Old 01-31-2010, 04:16 AM #10 (permalink)  
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jyms is man enough, so yes jyms would hit
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Old 01-31-2010, 06:34 AM #11 (permalink)  
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tough call?

TOUGH CALL!?

youre a sick man..
This most definitely.

That's not even close.. EWWW!
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Old 01-31-2010, 07:11 AM #12 (permalink)  
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oh my god thats scary
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Old 01-31-2010, 12:26 PM #14 (permalink)  
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there is no way i am man enough to hit this

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Old 01-31-2010, 01:07 PM #15 (permalink)  
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Old 01-31-2010, 01:09 PM #16 (permalink)  
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Due to all the steroid abuse her clit is probably bigger than my penis, that and what's left of her vagina would snap my manhood in two.

Tougher question, this monster or brad pitt in his prime, hmmmm?
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Old 01-31-2010, 02:34 PM #17 (permalink)  
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Wait. The poll asks, "Are YOU man enough?" and the title of the thread asks if JYMS would hit. Please clarify.
its a tarp imo. i voted yes to "would jyms hit", because jyms is known to love the man ladies. I should have read the title of the poll before voting obv.
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Old 01-31-2010, 02:41 PM #18 (permalink)  
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3 yes's and I haven't voted yet.
 
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Old 01-31-2010, 02:50 PM #19 (permalink)  
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3 yes's and I haven't voted yet.
see my post above for an explanation of this phenomenon.
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Old 01-31-2010, 03:29 PM #20 (permalink)  
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Tougher question, this monster or brad pitt in his prime, hmmmm?
Snaphit Brad Pitt. He's so cute.

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Old 01-31-2010, 04:11 PM #21 (permalink)  
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There are no words to describe how quickly jyms would be all over that sweet slice of protein.

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You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
 
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Old 01-31-2010, 04:41 PM #22 (permalink)  
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Even if Jyms weren't attracted to that, he would hit it just to say he hit it.

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Old 01-31-2010, 04:43 PM #23 (permalink)  
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Hit it with a shovel...might not stop it though!
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Old 01-31-2010, 05:16 PM #24 (permalink)  
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Even if Jyms weren't attracted to that, he would hit it just to say he hit it.
This is gold.
 
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Old 02-04-2010, 11:18 PM #25 (permalink)  
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wtf

where did all the boobies threads go in commune?
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Old 02-04-2010, 11:22 PM #26 (permalink)  
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Seriously though, jyms you'd hit it no strings attached, right?

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You mean the revolver, sir?
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Old 02-04-2010, 11:57 PM #27 (permalink)  
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I don't find her that attractive actually, but I don't fear her like you guys. She would be my version of the fat chic. I might hit it at the end of the night when I don't get anything better. I will hit this ahead of a lot of the other would hits. She is a little big and a little more ripped even for me. A little. I do prefer a more feminine look still, just not those soft fat assed things you guys like.
 
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Old 02-05-2010, 12:20 AM #28 (permalink)  
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Hit it with a shovel...might not stop it though!
lol my thoughts exactly. Break out the Predator missile imo.
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Old 02-05-2010, 02:34 AM #29 (permalink)  
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That dude kinda looks like a chick.
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Old 02-05-2010, 02:38 AM #30 (permalink)  
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this just makes me cringe, like IS THAT A REAL PERSON?!?
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Old 03-08-2010, 07:03 PM #31 (permalink)  
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yes warpe, this deserved a bump ty
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Old 03-08-2010, 07:33 PM #33 (permalink)  
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That one I'd hit.
 
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Old 03-08-2010, 07:39 PM #34 (permalink)  
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To the original post:

I wouldn't want to be with a woman who looked like that.

I voted NO!

Besides, I'm married!

Who is jyms?
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Old 03-08-2010, 08:03 PM #35 (permalink)  
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That one I'd hit.


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Besides, I'm married!

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Come on, everyone knows jyms. He's so cool. I wish I were jyms.


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