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BankItDrew
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07-21-2010, 06:13 AM
Post subject: Would Hit? XXIII
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4-of-a-Kind
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annette orbestaad
I hit.
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Girlfriend: Why are the werewolves more important than living life?!
Girlfriend: Are you on the forums doing the werewolves again?
Girlfriend: Soo... you forgot to run that errand, but you had time to werewolf? Wtf?
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BooG690
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Career winnings?
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That's how winners play; we convince the other guy he's making all the right moves.
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kiwiMark
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a challenger appears
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BankItDrew
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4-of-a-Kind
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Selbst already has a gf
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Girlfriend: Why are the werewolves more important than living life?!
Girlfriend: Are you on the forums doing the werewolves again?
Girlfriend: Soo... you forgot to run that errand, but you had time to werewolf? Wtf?
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JKDS
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Full House
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Damn i was tricked. Nice photo lol. I snap voted no then remembered who she was and what she looks like on TV and want to switch now 
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Originally Posted by OngBonga
But no, jkds is lolvillager and anyone who wants to string him up is sighbad.
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Kits
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Straight
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I hit. She looks ok sometimes.
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mbiz
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Straight
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id literally hit her
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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FlyingSaucy
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4-of-a-Kind
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Wtf what is she like 14 years old?
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Lucothefish
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Full House
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Not sober. Wouldn't have to be mega drunk tho
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<@d0zer> how will you learn if I don't berate you harshly?
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stonyman
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Two Pair
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She does look like Egg...I mean Ann
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Monty3038
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Full House
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Have hit worse.
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BooG690
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Quote:
Originally Posted by stonyman
she does look like egg...i mean ann
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omg yes
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That's how winners play; we convince the other guy he's making all the right moves.
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JKDS
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Full House
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Wut about now?
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Quote:
Originally Posted by OngBonga
But no, jkds is lolvillager and anyone who wants to string him up is sighbad.
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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kiwiMark
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I laff'd
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Full House
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I've missed these.
Maybe we should try a slightly new version. A drunkeness scale. ie amount of pints needed to hit. I'd say 5 pints for her. But it would need to be stella.
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Originally Posted by Micro2Macro
hey guys, if you ever make a snap call on the river when your opponent raises you're fucking retarded.
Fucking. Retarded.
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donkbee
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WELP
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the people that say no are such liars. she's not that bad and she's rich, how can you not hit?
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Fnord
Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.
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L_Clan_Sup3rMaN
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Full House
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Quote:
Originally Posted by courtiebee
the people that say no are such liars. she's not that bad and she's rich, how can you not hit?
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This.
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Micro2Macro
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Moderator
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those bangs are just hideous
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"Once we reach a certain level of mastery, we see there are higher levels and challenges. If we are disciplined and patient, we proceed. At each higher level, new pleasures and insights await us--ones not even suspected when we started out. We can take this as far as we want--in any human activity there is always a higher level to which we can aspire."
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Imthenewfish
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Full House
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Quote:
Originally Posted by FlyingSaucy
Wtf what is she like 14 years old?
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something like that 
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jyms
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Tilting Mod
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Monty3038
Have hit worse.
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QFT so much worse
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oskar
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4-of-a-Kind
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...infinitely worse
snap hit. With your standards you guys better be living in Brazil and/or be male model material.
Wtf happened to these threads. Isn't it supposed to be like Athur Bear, but she's the last woman on earth and she's really getting on to you kind of stuff?
(spoiler: would hit)
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The strengh of a hero is defined by the weakness of his villains.
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bode
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Straight Flush
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Quote:
Originally Posted by stonyman
She does look like Egg...I mean Ann
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so. much. win.
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eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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Galapogos
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4-of-a-Kind
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Quote:
Originally Posted by courtiebee
the people that say no are such liars. she's not that bad and she's rich, how can you not hit?
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We don't base our hook-ups on the same qualities as women do. We base them on t&a.
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Originally Posted by sauce123
I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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kfaess
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Flush
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man you guys need to get some standards srs
gold diggers itt
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Galapogos
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4-of-a-Kind
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Quote:
Originally Posted by kfaess
man you guys need to get some standards srs
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Hey Don Juan, thanks for starting that Starcraft 2 thread!
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Originally Posted by sauce123
I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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kfaess
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Flush
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Galapogos
Hey Don Juan, thanks for starting that Starcraft 2 thread!
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lol, I have no response to that unfortunately
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BooG690
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Haha, Gala laid down the pwn.
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That's how winners play; we convince the other guy he's making all the right moves.
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Monty3038
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Full House
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Galapogos
We don't base our hook-ups on the same qualities as women do. We base them on t&a.
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-1 (for me) - I've been doing it wrong.
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drmcboy
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DrButtInski
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Galapogos
Hey Don Juan, thanks for starting that Starcraft 2 thread!
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hahahahahaha
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StarGrinder
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Full House
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I'd have to be 12 beers and a handle of Captain deep to even think about hitting that.
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donkbee
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WELP
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Galapogos
We don't base our hook-ups on the same qualities as women do. We base them on t&a.
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lol I just find it VERY difficult to believe that there are multiple guys on this forum that have enough going for them to turn down sex with this girl. There is just no way there are this many guys that would say no if she wanted it and there were no strings attached. This forum is full of internet poker geeks, who are you kidding?! Most of you are not studs with multiple hot women begging to sleep with you and I know it.
Although fine, I concede that you, Sean, are an exception.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Fnord
Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.
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kiwiMark
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Join Date: Jul 2009
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What I like is that the amputees etc. were getting snaphit, but when there's someone that looks borderline attainable totally different standards kick in.
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wufwugy
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4-of-a-Kind
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I, for one, would bang just about any woman with decent hygiene for enough money
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philly and the phanatics
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Full House
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is it would you hit it, or is it would you be proud of hitting it or tell anyone? very differnt things imo
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rpm
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4-of-a-Kind
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Quote:
Originally Posted by courtiebee
This forum is full of internet poker geeks, who are you kidding?! Most of you are not studs with multiple hot women begging to sleep with you and I know it.
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ttwarrior1
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High Card
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only if married, no sex before marriage is allowed in my book and if she has tatoos then make that a no
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Imthenewfish
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Full House
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ttwarrior1
only if married, no sex before marriage is allowed in my book and if she has tatoos then make that a no
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watt.
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Lucothefish
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Full House
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Quote:
Originally Posted by courtiebee
lol I just find it VERY difficult to believe that there are multiple guys on this forum that have enough going for them to turn down sex with this girl. There is just no way there are this many guys that would say no if she wanted it and there were no strings attached. This forum is full of internet poker geeks, who are you kidding?! Most of you are not studs with multiple hot women begging to sleep with you and I know it.
Although fine, I concede that you, Sean, are an exception.
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Completely sober, if I was going to cheat on my current partner it would have to be with someone on a par or better and little miss manatee up there isn't even close. However if I was single I'd hit.
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<@d0zer> how will you learn if I don't berate you harshly?
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oskar
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4-of-a-Kind
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ttwarrior1
only if married, no sex before marriage is allowed in my book and if she has tatoos then make that a no
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Hey Twatriot, good news!
As of 1850 mankind realized there was no god. They've been making that shit up! Can you believe it.
Have fun in the 21st century!
To my excuse I've spent the last 15 hours upgrading to windows 7. Let me troll plz.
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The strengh of a hero is defined by the weakness of his villains.
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fulksy
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Full House
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Quote:
Originally Posted by oskar
Hey Twatriot, good news!
As of 1850 mankind realized there was no god. They've been making that shit up! Can you believe it.
Have fun in the 21st century!
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haha
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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Quote:
Originally Posted by oskar
Hey Twatriot, good news!
As of 1850 mankind realized there was no god. They've been making that shit up! Can you believe it.
Have fun in the 21st century!
To my excuse I've spent the last 15 hours upgrading to windows 7. Let me troll plz.
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You apologize right now, mister!
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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XTR1000
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4-of-a-Kind
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easy. might need some drinks before because smart wimmen make me feel insecure.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bigred
xtr stand for exotic tranny retards
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yo
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oskar
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4-of-a-Kind
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Quote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
You apologize right now, mister!
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I'm sorry Mr Twat, sir. :'(
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The strengh of a hero is defined by the weakness of his villains.
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