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Old 12-13-2009, 07:21 PM     Post subject: Would hit? XXII #1 (permalink)  
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
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Old 12-13-2009, 07:23 PM #2 (permalink)  
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i think thats macaulay culkin
 
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Old 12-13-2009, 07:53 PM #3 (permalink)  
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i'm going to wait for a bit until it's later in the night before i vote


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Old 12-13-2009, 08:01 PM #4 (permalink)  
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ha, this is def one of the best in terms of being truly boarderline.


and fwiw, she looks like she has a smelly cooter.
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Old 12-13-2009, 08:24 PM #5 (permalink)  
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boost again w/ the smelly cooter projections, I need lessons on that fo sho

Why is this one close? Just b/c she has the bod of a 12yr old boy?
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Old 12-13-2009, 08:43 PM #6 (permalink)  
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if she had hips, this would be a snap call, so ya thats a big part of it. Also her face, from what we can see... theres nothing wrong with it that I can think to point out, but just not cute or sexy at all. Also the dougie howser haircut isnt helping her 12 year old boy appearance..
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Old 12-13-2009, 10:03 PM #7 (permalink)  
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i think its a pretty easy call compared to most
 
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Old 12-13-2009, 10:18 PM #8 (permalink)  
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i think its a pretty easy call compared to most
It absolutely is. I find myself becoming more and more attracted to her as it becomes later in the day.


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Old 12-13-2009, 11:01 PM #9 (permalink)  
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women with short hair, urgh.
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Old 12-13-2009, 11:53 PM #10 (permalink)  
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Old 12-14-2009, 12:10 AM #11 (permalink)  
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Old 12-14-2009, 12:12 AM #12 (permalink)  
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Old 12-14-2009, 12:21 AM #13 (permalink)  
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Old 12-14-2009, 01:57 AM #14 (permalink)  
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I think she's cute. I'd tap it.


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Old 12-14-2009, 01:58 AM #15 (permalink)  
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Im confused.. who is it?
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Old 12-14-2009, 02:02 AM #16 (permalink)  
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Old 12-14-2009, 02:17 AM #17 (permalink)  
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yeah, i was just surfing around and found about the worst pic of her possible.

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Old 12-14-2009, 02:35 AM #18 (permalink)  
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dont know who that is.. but ya her face is still meh. She needs the hair.
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Old 12-14-2009, 04:15 AM #19 (permalink)  
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Meh, would hit.
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Old 12-14-2009, 05:54 AM #20 (permalink)  
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She looks like the ugly chick from The Goonies:


That said, I'd still give her the one eyed willy.
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Old 12-14-2009, 06:21 AM #21 (permalink)  
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lmao NH


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Soo... you forgot to run that errand, but you had time to werewolf? Wtf?
 
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Old 12-14-2009, 01:28 PM #22 (permalink)  
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I think social pressures matter a lot here - if you were in a bar with your mates and it was 9pm, you wouldn't look at her twice, whereas if you were away from home in an anonymous city and she made sex eyes at you on the train, you'd snap hit.
 
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Old 12-14-2009, 03:53 PM #23 (permalink)  
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You make a very good point Ash

I vote yes


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Old 12-14-2009, 04:13 PM #24 (permalink)  
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Whoever voted no should post a bikini shot of themselves in similar lighting conditions imo...
I already have about a million "Would not hit" caption ideas.

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Old 12-14-2009, 05:10 PM #25 (permalink)  
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friends say im weird b/c I´d rate that body without any additional info 8.5/10
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Old 12-14-2009, 05:20 PM #26 (permalink)  
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Smelly cooter and all?

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Old 12-14-2009, 05:24 PM #27 (permalink)  
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friends say im weird b/c I´d rate that body without any additional info 8.5/10
The only thing lacking are tits and maybe a bit of muscle.


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Old 12-14-2009, 09:24 PM #28 (permalink)  
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friends say im weird b/c I´d rate that body without any additional info 8.5/10
The only thing lacking are tits and maybe a bit of muscle.
SHE HAS NO HIPS.
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Old 12-14-2009, 09:35 PM #29 (permalink)  
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friends say im weird b/c I´d rate that body without any additional info 8.5/10
The only thing lacking are tits and maybe a bit of muscle.
SHE HAS NO HIPS.
exactly.

and somebody pls explain that smelly cooster thing to me
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Old 12-14-2009, 09:43 PM #30 (permalink)  
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ha, idk.. I had a bad experience with the smelly cooter. So now I fear it.

p.s. the girl with the olfactory issue had very small hips and a fairly flat chest.
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Old 12-15-2009, 01:47 AM #32 (permalink)  
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ha, idk.. I had a bad experience with the smelly cooter. So now I fear it.

p.s. the girl with the olfactory issue had very small hips and a fairly flat chest.
I'm able to confirm that this is not the case with ALL smalled hipped/flat chested wimminz.
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Old 12-15-2009, 02:05 AM #33 (permalink)  
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ha, idk.. I had a bad experience with the smelly cooter. So now I fear it.

p.s. the girl with the olfactory issue had very small hips and a fairly flat chest.
Coincidence that this pic is from celebrityodor dot com??? I think not.
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Old 12-15-2009, 02:08 AM #34 (permalink)  
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maybe if that weed whack she called a haircut wasn't so horrendous

while i'd probably hit it, im honestly not turned on in the slightest by 'pre-pubescent' sexual features. if shes not voluptuous, she might as well be a dude, as far as im concerned
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Old 12-15-2009, 04:20 AM #35 (permalink)  
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wuf, you are such an elitist.


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Old 12-15-2009, 05:15 AM #36 (permalink)  
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wuf, you are such an elitist.
i am

but i live up to it

have turned down WAAAAAAAAAY better on many occasions

i also understand my own sexuality extremely well

and i know for fact that i have literally zero attraction to non-super hot women

i also understand women very well, and know exactly how to manipulate them

so it should be standard that im elitist

but that's neither here nor there and im druink and wouldnt normally speak so openly
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Old 12-15-2009, 08:15 PM #37 (permalink)  
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She looks like the ugly chick from The Goonies:


That said, I'd still give her the one eyed willy.
That is exactly what I was going to post as soon as I saw the picture.
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Old 12-16-2009, 06:58 AM #38 (permalink)  
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I don't see a bulge so *shrug* why not :P
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