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12-10-2009, 02:26 AM
Post subject: Would hit? - XX
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Comments/intent in white in an attempt to not falsely influence opinions
The play is obviously that it's Julia Bond, a dirty dirty dirty whore. Try to imagine that it's real life, so strings aren't necessarily unattached. Or don't, if that suits you
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another one of wufuwufgusueruguy's retarded would hit threads where he expresses his disdain for tats by posting a chick everyone else would snaphit.
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stupid tats, but as dozer said, snaphit.
not sure how to type in white, but my in white answer is probably a no.
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another one of wufuwufgusueruguy's retarded would hit threads where he expresses his disdain for tats by posting a chick everyone else would snaphit.
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While I do harbor some disdain for women who cover their skin with ink, this is ironically the easiest one for me so far. But since some men profess to being turned off by the dirtiest of women I think there may be some unexpected nos
My response is
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From wiki:
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Measurements 36C-25-35 (34A pre-enhancement)
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how did I not notice she has fake tits? I guess I was focused on her ass? Those are pretty decent fakes though, not the typical retarded big porn fakes.
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Originally Posted by d0zer
another one of wufuwufgusueruguy's retarded would hit threads where he expresses his disdain for tats by posting a chick everyone else would snaphit.
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While I do harbor some disdain for women who cover their skin with ink, this is ironically the easiest one for me so far. But since some men profess to being turned off by the dirtiest of women I think there may be some unexpected nos
My response is
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Straight up, meet her at a bar, would hit?
If she gets tested, sure. But dude.. shes likely been with hundreds of men. None of that turns me off tbh, but ffs it does scare me. I do not want the herp 
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how did I not notice she has fake tits? I guess I was focused on her ass? Those are pretty decent fakes though, not the typical retarded big porn fakes. |
Probably decent because she went from an A to a C. Larger jumps are one of the reason for retarded fake tits
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Straight up, meet her at a bar, would hit?
If she gets tested, sure. But dude.. shes likely been with hundreds of men. None of that turns me off tbh, but ffs it does scare me. I do not want the herp |
That's true, and one reason for why I try to not put myself in those kinds of situations IRL. But for some reason, I like me some skanky sluts as long as they've got great bodies.
It's weird because under all other circumstances, I hate those kinds of women
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Yes, I would fuck the dog shit out of Julia Bond.
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Thanks for the link.
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man she has much hotter shit than that
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This is a weak post, of course you would hit it!
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"This sure beats Super Mario Bros.!" is my ejaculation catch phrase.
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wtf, how could you contemplate not hitting it? You just have to wear a rubber and take the 3-13% hit.
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The sheer number of dudes she's knocked boots with is a scary prospect. That having been said, if I didn't know she was a porn star I'd hit it twice... Now that I know, I'd do it, but I'd be terrified of catching hte HIV.
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The older I get, the more I start wondering; Just what in the hell is going on here? 
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There's way less chance of her having any std's BECAUSE she is a porn star, only problem would be her wizards sleeve like vagina, comparitive to flicking a grain of rice into outer space.
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There's way less chance of her having any std's BECAUSE she is a porn star,
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I think I understand this reasoning, but it still just seems wrong. Please explain exactly how you came to this conclusion.
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There's way less chance of her having any std's BECAUSE she is a porn star,
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I think I understand this reasoning, but it still just seems wrong. Please explain exactly how you came to this conclusion. |
ATOTHEC101 puts more eggs in the "testing" basket than he does in the "abstinence" basket.
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If you had to choose between one woman who had sex with a hundred randoms, and another who had sex in a hundred pornos, you would be smart to choose the latter because they get tested
Not sure how tight regulations are, but pornstars are supposed to get tested and be clean and all that. It is a business, after all, and a pretty crappy model if STDs are allowed too much permeation.
The thing is that Julia Bond seems like the quintessential trashy skank, so you just gotta think that she can't get enough dick
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The real question is how many confirmed partners before a woman becomes un-hittable. I'm thinking if she drops a thousand partners on me, I'd decline because that's atleast several hundred dudes that'll put me to shame under the covers. Though I'll claim its because of a loose vag or preceived high STD rate publically.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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also I lol'ed at "tight" regulations for pornstars.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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ATOTHEC101
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There's way less chance of her having any std's BECAUSE she is a porn star,
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I think I understand this reasoning, but it still just seems wrong. Please explain exactly how you came to this conclusion. |
Wuf basically pointed out my reasoning, porn definitely has strict regulations on std checks and seeing as she seems to be a reasonably high status porn actor who relies on her 'talents' to make a living I highly doubt she's gonna be taking any risks in damaging her 'business'.
Also ragnar said he'd tap it twice if he didn't know she was a porn star. She looks like a massive hoe bag who has slept with a ton of guys so finding out she was a pornstar would me make me more secure in the fact she wasn't infested with std's not the opposite.
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"This sure beats Super Mario Bros.!" is my ejaculation catch phrase.
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good points.
as for rillas questions on what number of partners institutes an auto donotwant.jpg.. Im really not sure.. I can think of 3 girls Ive been with that I wouldnt want to know their number Maybe Im a prude, but >25 is pretty gross, yet is not unhittable. >100.. if I stopped for a second and thought about it, I wouldnt be able to go through with it.
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Since I subscribe to the theory that deep down all women are dirty rotten lying whores, I fully expect them all to have secretly blown >500 men yet lie about it
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All of this "porstars are clean" argumentation totally goes down the tubes in light of the Vivid HIV sweep of 2007. somewhere near 200 pornstars and starlets got the deathsentence and they were tested prior to EACH AND EVERY PORNSHOOT THEY WERE IN per Vivid's regulations.
That industry exists for one reason: To make money. They don't give a crap about a starlet, because the same type of odds to have a jenna jamesson, exist that a 4 year old child will become a NFL Quarterback making 10million plus a year. New, fresh, and 18 is the standard in the industry so 21, and coke addled is a niche market, and thus not worth the money.
Turn em in, turn em over, and eff the consequences is their motto.
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The older I get, the more I start wondering; Just what in the hell is going on here?
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ya, I mean, std testing just doesnt seem all that effective for people who have having sex with hundreds of people/year. Im pretty sure you can have HIV for several months and not have it show up on tests. Also its possible for a person to have other less serious stuff like genital warts, ect.
I guess a porn star who has sexed hundreds of men is more likely to be aware of any stds she has, while a non porn star chick who bangs hundreds of men may have no clue. But whos to say whether or not the porn star would be responsible enough or care enough to tell you about her aids infected open sores on the interior walls of her vagina?
idk.. I voted "would bang" but its only in one of those vacuum fantasy worlds where Im not getting any stds.
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Fakies + godawful tats + ridiculous earrings = nooooooo no no no no *backs away while waving hands* no no no noooo
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Afaik, the chick that has slept with the most guys before me, is 12, and I was kind of weirded out by it, but I got over it cuz she was hot as fuck and porno tits. (I was in high school so, ldfo im getting on that).
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look out for the jailbait police dranger..
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its all about the mileage, not the no. of guys
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12 being the number of guys, not age, lol. Jfc 
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its all about the mileage, not the no. of guys
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wat? no.
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