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Yeah, conjugal visit sex. That is happening 19 90.48%
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Old 11-20-2009, 09:23 PM     Post subject: Would Hit XVIII #1 (permalink)  
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Read before snap-voting yes

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Old 11-20-2009, 09:25 PM #2 (permalink)  
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bonus points for those who understand the poll option
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Old 11-20-2009, 09:27 PM #3 (permalink)  
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I just snap voted yes without reading..some things are better off left unknown.

or should I be concerned here..
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I've known about the story for a while as it's in the news from time to time. Under the circumstances I wouldn't want anything to do with her (I don't want to be dead!), but I've always thought she was pretty freaking attractive.

If you hid the knives and anything else that could kill me, hell yes I'd hit it.


 
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Old 11-20-2009, 09:29 PM #5 (permalink)  
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Old 11-20-2009, 09:31 PM #6 (permalink)  
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that's why you're supposed to read, did you honestly think I'd post a girl this hot w/o there being some sort of drawback?
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Old 11-20-2009, 09:32 PM #7 (permalink)  
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so what, she killed someone big deal, not like she has a dick or the clap or anything...
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Old 11-20-2009, 09:51 PM #8 (permalink)  
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I cannot fathom a story that would change my vote.
 
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Old 11-20-2009, 10:07 PM #9 (permalink)  
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Meh, who hasn't had a women pull a knife on them. Easy yes, I've had uglier pull knives.
 
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Old 11-20-2009, 10:11 PM #10 (permalink)  
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conjugal = obv

beyond that, probably not. crazy bitches ruin lives
 
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Old 11-20-2009, 10:24 PM #11 (permalink)  
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FWIW I get the Seinfeld reference too.
 
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Old 11-20-2009, 10:48 PM #12 (permalink)  
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these threads do not work adding story/conditions/emotional content. if you post a hot chick, all people think about is banging her. not becoming her friend, bf, or whatever, just her naked and in front of you and you going to fucking town.

so to answer your question, yes, i still would hit, even though she is an incredibly shitty person. sex would still feel good.
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I disagree, most of these have dealt with some sort of moral dilemma and/or side story.
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Depends. Are we smoking hash at the time?
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these threads do not work adding story/conditions/emotional content. if you post a hot chick, all people think about is banging her. not becoming her friend, bf, or whatever, just her naked and in front of you and you going to fucking town.

so to answer your question, yes, i still would hit, even though she is an incredibly shitty person. sex would still feel good.
The thing is that the audience tends to make of them what they will. My mood sometimes provokes me to consider the scenario like you suggest, but other times like spenda suggests. Even though these things often go the way you say, developing criteria by which to determine hittableness isn't necessarily wrong

This particular time I decided to think to myself 'In my everyday normal life would I bang this broad?', and my answer turns out no. But if instead I thought 'Under a hypothetical that doesn't involve baggage', my answer would be different
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Old 11-21-2009, 12:04 AM #17 (permalink)  
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ya i guess the thread is how we make it

i just much watch too much pron!
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Old 11-21-2009, 12:46 AM #18 (permalink)  
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Old 11-21-2009, 12:56 AM #19 (permalink)  
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Nah shes crazy like. Shes also probably not that attractive by now...
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Wtf im the only no? Wuf you traitor!!
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Old 11-21-2009, 01:38 AM #21 (permalink)  
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anyone who wouldn't hit it is ghey. it's a conjugal visit!!! the only thing you have to worry about is her punani being so good it drives you to do something crazy, like assisting her in killing someone. what are the chances?

 
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conjugal visit, there would be armed guards outside the door to yell for help. yes
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Old 11-21-2009, 03:13 AM #23 (permalink)  
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That shit turned me on fucking hard and I'm not even joking. I have serious problems.
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Posting without reading this thread or the article. If she didn't go to jail for cutting off a guy's wiener or is rife with STD's, definite yes!


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meh, why not. I maintain that crazy chick sex is by far the best. Its funny cuz people normally say this, but also say they dont want to date them or whatever. I mean sure, clinically insane.. no thanks.. but the sex is simply the best, so a chick must have at least a few crazy bones in her body for me to wanna date her.

yes.
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That shit turned me on fucking hard and I'm not even joking. I have serious problems.
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I say yes if:

She can keep the cooter fuzz tamed in the joint. And I can get a rusty trombone from the guard at the same time.

That way I have 'protected sex"
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