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Old 11-26-2009, 03:27 PM     Post subject: Would Hit XIX #1 (permalink)  
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Old 11-26-2009, 03:35 PM #2 (permalink)  
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I could probably fit my leg in there
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Old 11-26-2009, 04:20 PM #3 (permalink)  
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Old 11-26-2009, 04:53 PM #4 (permalink)  
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lol she has a model's physique but i bet she still weighs like 240
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I saw pictures of her a few weeks ago and thought it was a hoax.

That said, I'd try as hard as I could to rock her world.


 
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Old 11-26-2009, 05:39 PM #6 (permalink)  
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I would try to fornicate her ladyparts with my head.
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Old 11-26-2009, 06:52 PM #7 (permalink)  
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Maybe. Pics lean me more towards no, but video more towards yes. As long as she was very feminine, I think I would enjoy myself.

For sure, we're underestimating how huge she actually is. Her gunzz are probably bigger than jyms'. Seriously. When contrasted with short people, tall people look like they don't have wide/thick body parts, but in reality they do.
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Old 11-26-2009, 08:33 PM #8 (permalink)  
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holy fuck! lol.. thats one big bitch..

As long as I can smoke a fat joint before hand. I think the weird proportions would be insane if youre blazed. Lol, I could see myself now... giggling as I bent her over and positioned the step stool..
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Old 11-27-2009, 04:32 AM #9 (permalink)  
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This is the easiest yes in the history of yes.
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Old 12-04-2009, 03:52 PM #10 (permalink)  
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Old 12-04-2009, 04:01 PM #11 (permalink)  
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no if she's on top, yes otherwise

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also, wtf, she's like 9 feet tall but still wears heels?

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Old 12-04-2009, 08:10 PM #13 (permalink)  
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also, wtf, she's like 9 feet tall but still wears heels?
epic fail Heels aren't there to make a woman taller.. they are there to cause the buttocks to lift, and to cause the muscles in the legs to tense, and to cause proper posture to create the image of a woman bending over slightly. This position is also known in the mating world as the bang me until I cry position.
The older I get, the more I start wondering; Just what in the hell is going on here?
 
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Old 12-04-2009, 08:21 PM #14 (permalink)  
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no if she's on top, yes otherwise
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Old 12-04-2009, 09:29 PM #15 (permalink)  
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easiest yes yet - this would be a closer decision imo - http://www.isistheamazon.com
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Old 12-04-2009, 10:28 PM #16 (permalink)  
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easiest yes yet - this would be a closer decision imo - http://www.isistheamazon.com
not close. no.
 
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Old 12-04-2009, 10:40 PM #17 (permalink)  
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Deffo a tranny that
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