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10-20-2009, 08:28 PM
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wuf, r u retarded?
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This is a nobrainer. Obv the play here is tattoos, which I personally find kind of hot, so whatever drew said lol.
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Yea, a ton won't like the tats, but I don't know of a wonem I haven't hit in 15 years that doesn't have one. easy yes
There are even tougher calls than that one if you look. like..
Still a yes IMO
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I personally think jyms photo is slightly more mild
I loathe ink on women, especially a big ass shark on the chest. Easy no for me. I wouldn't even be able to get it up because all I'd be thinking about is how that stupid mess ruins the best part of her body
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Would hit? I'm about to hit myself just looking at her!
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i mean, ya the tat is stupid, but shit she still has a bangin body
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Im not a very big fan of tats on women either. There are def some exceptions, but not many. That being said Id still rail her. But ya, that tattoo is not only dumb but horribly executed as well, lol.
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I wouldn't even be able to get it up because all I'd be thinking about is how that stupid mess ruins the best part of her body
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I'd fuck a 300lb corpse covered in tattoos.
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I think I just became best friends with Drew. 
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keep getting easier imo.
in the meantime while waiting for the next round, ima go hunt this chick down.
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Easy yes.
As an aside, while I enjoy these "Would Hit" threads, it's pretty pointless. The overwhelming majority is going to be an easy yes. Yes, we would fuck a fat chick, yes we don't care if her boobs are too big, or she has been colored purple in ink, it's a vagina. Now, if the question was like "Would Date?" or "Would take out in public to meet my friends/family?", then the answers might be a bit more split.
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Id rather nail her than most chicks. Pretty damn hot if you ask me.
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Did she get checked for STDs? I need this question answered before I hit that.
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Did she get checked for STDs? I need this question answered before I hit that.
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I like how this is a requisite (big word for me imo) for this chick with tattoos, but the legless (possibly tranny) chick with the gun for a leg is an insta yes? WTF MAN?!?
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I loathe ink on women, especially a big ass shark on the chest.
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Yeah, but that's not a shark, dude. It's a Great White Bird Snake. It's an easy mistake to make.
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I personally think jyms photo is slightly more mild
I loathe ink on women, especially a big ass shark on the chest. Easy no for me. I wouldn't even be able to get it up because all I'd be thinking about is how that stupid mess ruins the best part of her body
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If you hit it from the back, don't have to see the mess imo. Makes it an even easier yes.
Edit: On that note, tramp stamps are hot.
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Easy yes.
As an aside, while I enjoy these "Would Hit" threads, it's pretty pointless. The overwhelming majority is going to be an easy yes. Yes, we would fuck a fat chick, yes we don't care if her boobs are too big, or she has been colored purple in ink, it's a vagina. Now, if the question was like "Would Date?" or "Would take out in public to meet my friends/family?", then the answers might be a bit more split.
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problem is that the pics have been too polarized. We need a few solid 3-4s in the mix to get more division, not these -5s or 8s. 
I might have to participate in this madness after all
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I personally think jyms photo is slightly more mild
I loathe ink on women, especially a big ass shark on the chest. Easy no for me. I wouldn't even be able to get it up because all I'd be thinking about is how that stupid mess ruins the best part of her body
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If you hit it from the back, don't have to see the mess imo. Makes it an even easier yes. |
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Easy yes.
As an aside, while I enjoy these "Would Hit" threads, it's pretty pointless. The overwhelming majority is going to be an easy yes. Yes, we would fuck a fat chick, yes we don't care if her boobs are too big, or she has been colored purple in ink, it's a vagina. Now, if the question was like "Would Date?" or "Would take out in public to meet my friends/family?", then the answers might be a bit more split.
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problem is that the pics have been too polarized. We need a few solid 3-4s in the mix to get more division, not these -5s or 8s.
I might have to participate in this madness after all |
Finding 3s and 4s is easy. It's finding good photos of them that's hard because nobody takes good pics of uggos. I'm an aesthetics elitist, so you won't find me posting stuff that isn't at least moderately well done photography, and this has kept me from posting photos of several more middle of the road chicks than I would like
But anyways, you guys are insane. This is the second best one yet. I guess absolutely horrendous ink doesn't make as many people feel differently as I'd expected. I'm a pro at finding reasons to not bang though
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Have her wear a t-shirt.. I fail to see how it can be a no when such a simple solution is present.
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bunch of elitist BS failing to justify this abomination of a would hit thread
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lol wuf. Your penis disagrees with you.
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wuf, r u retarded?
fist pump snap call
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Have her wear a t-shirt.. I fail to see how it can be a no when such a simple solution is present.
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I'm pretty sure you can fix this one with some soap and water.
... this is an obvious hit for everyone with a dick attached... come on.
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Have her wear a t-shirt.. I fail to see how it can be a no when such a simple solution is present.
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... this is an obvious hit for everyone with a dick attached... come on. |
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wuf, r u retarded?
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easiest would hit yet.
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I loathe ink on women, especially a big ass shark on the chest.
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Yeah, but that's not a shark, dude. It's a Great White Bird Snake. It's an easy mistake to make. |
Not enough love for this IMO...
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I loathe ink on women, especially a big ass shark on the chest.
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Yeah, but that's not a shark, dude. It's a Great White Bird Snake. It's an easy mistake to make. |
Not enough love for this IMO... |
O rly?
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lol u guys would bang anything. srsly, from now on all there wont even be a 'no' option. meanwhile, im sitting here straining my eyes trying to find tits behind the rorschach blot
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lol u guys would bang anything. srsly, from now on all there wont even be a 'no' option. meanwhile, im sitting here straining my eyes trying to find tits behind the rorschach blot
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I think I've said no to every single other thread, but this chick is mad hot with or without tattoo. It's like I'm pretty sure there's something blue-ish on her chest, but mmm, nipnip.
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lol u guys would bang anything. srsly, from now on all there wont even be a 'no' option. meanwhile, im sitting here straining my eyes trying to find tits behind the rorschach blot
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If she were to brush against your arm, you would explode in your pants. No man is capable of the penis discipline required to critique a body like that.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
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Precisely.
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lol u guys would bang anything. srsly, from now on all there wont even be a 'no' option. meanwhile, im sitting here straining my eyes trying to find tits behind the rorschach blot
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you're such an elitist
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lol u guys would bang anything. srsly, from now on all there wont even be a 'no' option. meanwhile, im sitting here straining my eyes trying to find tits behind the rorschach blot
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If she were to brush against your arm, you would explode in your pants. No man is capable of the penis discipline required to critique a body like that. |
spot on.
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lol u guys would bang anything. srsly, from now on all there wont even be a 'no' option. meanwhile, im sitting here straining my eyes trying to find tits behind the rorschach blot
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Interesting phrasing. What do you see in that blot?
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lol u guys would bang anything. srsly, from now on all there wont even be a 'no' option. meanwhile, im sitting here straining my eyes trying to find tits behind the rorschach blot
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Interesting phrasing. What do you see in that blot? |
i see this thread turning into a disaster if i keep talking
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lol u guys would bang anything. srsly, from now on all there wont even be a 'no' option. meanwhile, im sitting here straining my eyes trying to find tits behind the rorschach blot
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Interesting phrasing. What do you see in that blot? |
i see this thread turning into a disaster if i keep talking |
All the more reason to keep going!
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
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Precisely.
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i see this thread turning into a disaster if i keep talking
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Turning?
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Yes, turning. I can easily annihilate any thread by turning it into a sexual discussion that pulls from personal experience, which is where this thread would go if I kept talking
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Yes, turning. I can easily annihilate any thread by turning it into a sexual discussion that pulls from personal experience, which is where this thread would go if I kept talking
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Easily?
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Yes, turning. I can easily annihilate any thread by turning it into a sexual discussion that pulls from personal experience, which is where this thread would go if I kept talking
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And I could easily read such a thread, so keep talking!
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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hahah
I've already learned my lesson on that one. It would be one giant epic thread of calling me a liar or an idiot though, which is always fun for somebody
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hahah
I've already learned my lesson on that one. It would be one giant epic thread of calling me a liar or an idiot though, which is always fun for somebody
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But you are a liar or an idiot, and both are fun for me!
I don't wanna sound like I'm threatening you or anything, but I'll ban you if you don't keep posting. And that's a threat.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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It would be one giant epic thread of calling me a liar or an idiot though, which is always fun for somebody
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I missed the part where this is a bad thing.
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It would be one giant epic thread of calling me a liar or an idiot though, which is always fun for somebody
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I missed the part where this is a bad thing. |
Considering that you think rorschach blot chick is mandatory banging, you would lose all your faith in humanity
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Where is this a good tactic to stamp out the fire? You just keep building it up, we can't be denied the payoff
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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hahah
I've already learned my lesson on that one. It would be one giant epic thread of calling me a liar or an idiot though, which is always fun for somebody
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But you are a liar or an idiot, and both are fun for me!
I don't wanna sound like I'm threatening you or anything, but I'll ban you if you don't keep posting. And that's a threat. |
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Where is this a good tactic to stamp out the fire? You just keep building it up, we can't be denied the payoff
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I'll just pull out when things get hot and heavy. I'm good at that
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