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Old 10-16-2009, 04:10 PM     Post subject: Would hit X #1 (permalink)  
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No, Kwon, I wouldn't hit you. Just an unfortunate thread title coincidence.

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edit: I can't find the original picture so this'll have to do.

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Old 10-16-2009, 04:17 PM #2 (permalink)  
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would bone before posting thong butthole pic on FTR

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Old 10-16-2009, 04:59 PM #3 (permalink)  
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I don't think I could get drunk enough
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HELL FUCKING NO


 
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Old 10-16-2009, 05:11 PM #5 (permalink)  
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Gross.

I have a feeling this is a personal picture of somebody's wife on FTR or something. Perhaps iopq's ex-girlfriend or something...

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Old 10-16-2009, 05:28 PM #6 (permalink)  
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I don't think I could get drunk enough
apparently it is possible to get drunk enough to his this
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Old 10-16-2009, 05:37 PM #7 (permalink)  
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I thought about doing this one last week but the issue here is I'm a lazy fuck.
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Old 10-16-2009, 05:42 PM #8 (permalink)  
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I don't think I could get drunk enough
apparently it is possible to get drunk enough to his this
You didn't did you?
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Old 10-16-2009, 06:21 PM #10 (permalink)  
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I can't wait to find out who rocked this one.

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Old 10-16-2009, 06:52 PM #11 (permalink)  
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hint: it was spoonitnow

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curses.. i was going to make this identical post.. poop you for being 20 minutes more amazing than me...
So you click their picture and then you get their money?
 
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Old 10-16-2009, 07:20 PM #13 (permalink)  
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youve a brave soul, spoon. I couldnt muster the the courage to slay this dragon..
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It was a hate fuck you guys... a HATE FUCK!!
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So you click their picture and then you get their money?
 
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Old 10-16-2009, 07:38 PM #15 (permalink)  
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Lol... This thread is so far unanimously no, whereas we already had a few yes votes in the man-lady thread by this time. Apparently, possible cawk > this.
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Old 10-16-2009, 07:40 PM #16 (permalink)  
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Lol... This thread is so far unanimously no, whereas we already had a few yes votes in the man-lady thread by this time. Apparently, possible cawk > this.
man lady thread? I missed this one?
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Lol... This thread is so far unanimously no, whereas we already had a few yes votes in the man-lady thread by this time. Apparently, possible cawk > this.
man lady thread? I missed this one?
I think it was the cyborg one
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Old 10-16-2009, 10:43 PM #18 (permalink)  
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I bet she's got a great personality.....
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I bet she's got a great personality.....
Yeah.. a real appetite for life.

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Old 10-16-2009, 11:18 PM #20 (permalink)  
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so who hit her!?!?
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Old 10-17-2009, 12:59 AM #21 (permalink)  
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Michelle's seen her IRL and said she would probably hit it, further testament to either doggz or lambchop (which ever started the original thread, I don't remember which) picking the worst possible picture ever.
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spoon, youre my boy, but theres simply no way to sugar coat this one.
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Old 10-17-2009, 02:07 AM #23 (permalink)  
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spoon, youre my boy, but theres simply no way to sugar coat this one.
You'd be surprised.
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Rule # 1: don't ask questions

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LOL

I might be able to fuck her if I had lost a leg (and my vision), and all sense of feeling.
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