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Would Hit? - Round XIII

  
 
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Old 10-21-2009, 11:00 PM     Post subject: Would Hit? - Round XIII #1 (permalink)  
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Old 10-21-2009, 11:04 PM #2 (permalink)  
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Old 10-21-2009, 11:04 PM #3 (permalink)  
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Old 10-21-2009, 11:10 PM #4 (permalink)  
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Old 10-21-2009, 11:15 PM #5 (permalink)  
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NICE! OMG...that pit hair is so gross.

FWIW, I haven't voted yet. I gotta think this one over.

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Old 10-21-2009, 11:24 PM #6 (permalink)  
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Glaringly unwashed hair and shaggy pits....Bad hygiene is a HUUUGE turnoff

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could be a back to back no for me. I will mull this one over.
 
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Old 10-21-2009, 11:28 PM #8 (permalink)  
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the pit hair's not the bad part

u just know that she's got so much bush that its in its own ecosystem
 
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Old 10-21-2009, 11:31 PM #9 (permalink)  
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u just know that she's got so much bush that its in its own ecosystem
That's only a problem if it's matted.
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Old 10-21-2009, 11:32 PM #10 (permalink)  
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bahahahahahaha

this is 'bare'ly a yes for me


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She looks Eastern European. Those chicks kinda scare me. They've been through a lot.
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Old 10-22-2009, 12:06 AM #12 (permalink)  
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I think I would . Idk... Haven't voted yet, but if she walked up and was like "hey stick it in my butt", I don't think I would say no. Probably make her put a hoodie on if I saw the underarm hair (or shave ldo).

Ez down for a blowjob though.
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Old 10-22-2009, 12:30 AM #13 (permalink)  
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fffffff... this is by far the best one yet. Pit hair is so vicious... despite the cracker dreads, If she took care of the pits and what I would assume is a bush of grand scale, then I think its a yes. But as is.. Im not so sure.
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Old 10-22-2009, 12:45 AM #14 (permalink)  
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Old 10-22-2009, 12:53 AM #15 (permalink)  
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Seriously, it's just the pit hair for me. I don't give a shit about all the other dishevelment. I have to vote no (though part of me still thinks yes).

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Old 10-22-2009, 02:55 AM #17 (permalink)  
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she's not hot at all, the pit hair isn't the only thing
LOL OPERATIONS
 
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Old 10-22-2009, 03:48 AM #18 (permalink)  
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AHHHHHHHHH MAKE IT STOP. MAKE HER SHAVE, GOD EW


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hell no, it amazes me that quite a few people are even on the fence with this one


 
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Old 10-22-2009, 04:47 AM #20 (permalink)  
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what would it be like to shave that off? like would you need to use an electric razor first?



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Old 10-22-2009, 04:50 AM #21 (permalink)  
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does she have any weed?


She doesn't have any tits, but a few bong hits and i wouldn't care.
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Old 10-22-2009, 04:53 AM #22 (permalink)  
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flomo would pittie fuck that
 
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she's not hot at all, the pit hair isn't the only thing
agreed, shes not hot, nor does she seem like she could be cute from the picture. However it does for some reason she looks like she could be a lot of fun. However her disheveled appearance is probably what gives me this idea, yet its the same reason I wouldnt wanna hit. What a paradox.. anyways I voted no.
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Old 10-22-2009, 06:21 AM #24 (permalink)  
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she's cute in a tomboy way
 
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Considering I'm finding it hard to look at the picture long enough to decide if I would or not, I'm gonna have to go with a no.
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Old 10-22-2009, 07:55 AM #26 (permalink)  
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Id do it because somebody has to and Im desperate for pussy anyway
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Old 10-22-2009, 12:49 PM #27 (permalink)  
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This was the first real dilemma for me. Would hit, but it's close. needs to trick her into wearing a long sleeved shirt.
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OMG no.

I was good till it got past the chin.
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Well I'm european so pit hair alone wouldn't be the problem.
I struggle more with facial hair and unibrows, like so:



I tried to find a hot uni-brow or facial hair pic to start another poll, but I can't come up with one even though I went to night shool with a doable facial hair chick, and played in a band with another one... so they are out there!
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Old 10-22-2009, 02:20 PM #30 (permalink)  
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Holy schnitt, this is what these polls are really all about. Dozer great selection. I pass.
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Old 10-22-2009, 02:20 PM #31 (permalink)  
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Hell NO!

It's not just the pit hair, I could get past that with a struggle and a beer or two, but she's a munter!
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Old 10-22-2009, 02:22 PM #32 (permalink)  
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That said, do we assume alcohol is to be thrown into the equasion, as that could change things.

ie is the question "would hit under extremely drunk circumstances?"
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