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Old 10-21-2009, 04:52 AM     Post subject: Would Hit? - Round XII #1 (permalink)  
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Old 10-21-2009, 04:57 AM #2 (permalink)  
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3 or 4?!

get her away from me.

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funnily enough I draw the line at smokers
 
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I'm fucking speechless...

Well played sir
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Kinda too mullety for me.
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the smoking kills it. Also I remember someone posting (maybe in bbv4lyf?) about preggers women having really gross vaginal secretions.. If there is a guarantee of no vaginal secretions and she wasnt a smoker Id prob do it. At least it would be a good story..
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Does she have...hair...on her belly?

Hot preggos = good possibility
Hot smokers = good possibility

This woman however looks like she got fucked once in her life, and I imagine even that poor dude is like "gg no re k thx"




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Old 10-21-2009, 10:56 AM #10 (permalink)  
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Old 10-21-2009, 11:10 AM #11 (permalink)  
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Well everything I wanted to say has already been said.

Smoking kills it.
Hair on the belly? WTF?
I'd hit it if it wasn't for the smoking/mullet, cuz preggos seem cool.
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I'd hit it if it wasn't for the smoking/mullet, cuz preggos seem cool.
I used to have a preggo thing until I started nailing one regularly.

std grass is always greener syndrome.

just like as soon as I break up with a girl BAM she's spank bank material again, but during the relationship? meh.
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Excluding the smoking and prego, this is a great example of bad photography making her look much worse than she really is. Like the mullet thing is purely a product of angling and lighting. Some people here are saying that she actually looks really bad, which is far from true. The photo is simply awful, and with better presentation she'd look much better
 
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I'd hit it if it wasn't for the smoking/mullet, cuz preggos seem cool.
I used to have a preggo thing until I started nailing one regularly.

std grass is always greener syndrome.

just like as soon as I break up with a girl BAM she's spank bank material again, but during the relationship? meh.
yeh wtf is with this?
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Excluding the smoking and prego, this is a great example of bad photography making her look much worse than she really is. Like the mullet thing is purely a product of angling and lighting.
And her haircut.

She also has an overbite...generally trailer trashy features. As an elitist, I'm surprised you're not picking up on this stuff.
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Excluding the smoking and prego, this is a great example of bad photography making her look much worse than she really is. Like the mullet thing is purely a product of angling and lighting.
And her haircut.

She also has an overbite...generally trailer trashy features. As an elitist, I'm surprised you're not picking up on this stuff.
I do appreciate being labeled as an elitist. I consider it complimentary.

And you're describing things that loads of women have that don't seem bad at all under a better presentation
 
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And you're describing things that loads of women have that don't seem bad at all under a better presentation
Individually, these are surmountable or even can be attractive (mullet excluded). But this is a perfect storm of white trashiness.
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