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wufwugy
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03-20-2010, 01:16 AM
Post subject: Would hit round whatever
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The sig
But here's the catch: She's your long lost full blooded sister that you just met at a family reunion, and you're positive that the entire family will find out
Edit: forgot poll. Doesn't appear to be editable. Mod can add one if mod wants
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Galapogos
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I'm just hanging out to hear Salsa's take on this...
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Originally Posted by sauce123
I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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a hot damn mess
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Pass. Though my family thinks I'm despicable already so may reconsider in the moment.
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Halv
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pro crastinator
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What a setup!
I'll pass. Also pass if she's a half sister. Probably pass if no-one would find out too.
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cousin is snap hit imo, sister.. ffs.. like halv said, "what a setup!"
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Jack Sawyer
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with the wrath of an angry god
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wufwugy
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LOL Jack is my kinda guy
I have exactly zero problem with vagina blasting a sister with whom I have no sibling feelings. Not so sure if I'd go for it with the family clause. I don't really like my family, but I also wouldn't plan on ever telling them if I were gay (for example), and I think this is a similar kind of situation
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how could any condition exist that would make you not want to snap-hit this
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question
will she let me fuck her in the ass?
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Ragnar4
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Snap hit. Not like I grew up with her. If my fam found out, I'd try to hi 5 my Dad to break the tension!
Fuck yeah I hit that... don't leave me hanging... Dad?
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The older I get, the more I start wondering; Just what in the hell is going on here? 
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Jack Sawyer
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statement
she will let me fuck her in the ass!
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that's more like it UG!
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I love my family and they are great people who I care very much for. We get along great and I hope to make them very proud.
However, I would have sex with this girl if she was my sister. It may be worth never seeing my family again. I might be sad at first, but then I'd remember how awesome having sex with my sister was.
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Originally Posted by Ragnar4
Snap hit. Not like I grew up with her. If my fam found out, I'd try to hi 5 my Dad to break the tension!
Fuck yeah I hit that... don't leave me hanging... Dad?
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I LOL'd.
My mommy would be so mad that I fucked her daughter. :\
I'd have to pass.
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That's how winners play; we convince the other guy he's making all the right moves.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ragnar4
Snap hit. Not like I grew up with her. If my fam found out, I'd try to hi 5 my Dad to break the tension!
Fuck yeah I hit that... don't leave me hanging... Dad?
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Awesome!
Would the family know that I knew she was my sister when I hit it?
If so, depressingly, no.
If not, I could plead ignorance, so hit it over & over again.
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Originally Posted by Micro2Macro
hey guys, if you ever make a snap call on the river when your opponent raises you're fucking retarded.
Fucking. Retarded.
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Jack Sawyer
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In case wufwugy ever changes his sig, this is the chick we are talking about:
http://uppix.net/5/5/c/e01242e95feac...6abaf0ff9e.gif
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My family is strange. I've got branches on my tree of addicts, cult followers, criminals, vagrants and suicides. Both sides of my family accept you as you come. So aside from everyone knowing that I diddled my hot sister, there would be no real blow back.
So yes, if she's asking for it, I'm game. It'd be weird after my horniness wears off though, because she's my sister.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
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Galapogos
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I think it actually wouldn't be that weird since, like someone already mentioned, it's not like you grew up with her having that sibling relationship.
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Originally Posted by sauce123
I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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givememyleg
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
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probably pass and go through in my mind how fun it would have been
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Originally Posted by givememyleg
probably pass and go through in my mind how fun it would have been
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Someone's wife must browse this forum. 
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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b-rabbit
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don't stress it guys. this girl probably wouldn't let any of you touch her.
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do the right thing.
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donkbee
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it's totally different if you didn't grow up with her and have a sibling relationship IMO. Just don't make babies with her.
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apparently courtiebee would hit
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do the right thing.
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donkbee
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at least I can't make babies with her
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Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.
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Originally Posted by b-rabbit
don't stress it guys. this girl probably wouldn't let any of you touch her.
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gtfo
SNAP FUCKING CALL SHOVEADOODLE HIGH 5 FIST PUMP this.
It's not even close. Who gives a shit what your family thinks. ROFL. Jealous IMO
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your banner burned here
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SNAP FUCKING CALL SHOVEADOODLE HIGH 5 FIST PUMP this.
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Well, if you're gonna hit it, then you may as well do everything, so if she'll let you then why not fist pump her too.
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Originally Posted by Micro2Macro
hey guys, if you ever make a snap call on the river when your opponent raises you're fucking retarded.
Fucking. Retarded.
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speedcake
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I would fist pump that in an instant if asked.
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your banner burned here
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givememyleg
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
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it's the family finding out that would be the killer
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Originally Posted by givememyleg
it's the family finding out that would be the killer
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Unless she had AIDS, because then AIDS would be the killer.
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wufwugy
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Just randomly discovered her name is Kristina Rose
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Whose name?
edit Who's to Whose. I just realized, I don't think I've properly used 'whose' in the last 2 years.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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wufwugy
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I am nobody's straight man
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I just was watching porn and recognized her, her name is Kristina Rose
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fypldo
p.s. just googled her, and Im pretty sure this has become an easy no. Shes not bad looking, but she just doesnt do enough for me to snap hit under these circumstances.
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I've disappointed my family quite a bit in the last few years, what the hell. If you're gonna piss off the parents, gotta do it right imo.
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Hit so hard a team of doctors couldn't pull me out
Then print off some leaflets about G.S.A. and hand them to the parents. ez game.
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wheres the pic? I cant see anything?
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3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
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Jack Sawyer
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My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...
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VHS is like a book and a book is like a stack of kindles.
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Hey, I'm in a movie!
http://youtu.be/lGdnIrRKDTI
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OMG.....if that was my sister? wow that would be the ultimate cooler
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3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
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