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dranger7070
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10-14-2009, 09:45 PM
Post subject: Would Hit Round VIII
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4-of-a-Kind
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Edit: I fail at posting images, i know.  But look at the irony: It's a midget picture with midgets. 
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BankItDrew
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Story time:
When I was 16, there was a 27 year old midget that lived across the street, who had a huge crush on my friend (happened to be 6"2).
One day, we had an amazing plan that we formed because I hadn't seen a live pair of bare titties yet. So, I went on my roof from my bedroom window, my friend convinces her to join him in my room, convinces her to take off her clothes, then yells the secret word: "Andrew!!!!!!!!!" I come jumping in through my window and can't see as much as hoped. She shrieked and ran away.
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Girlfriend: Why are the werewolves more important than living life?!
Girlfriend: Are you on the forums doing the werewolves again?
Girlfriend: Soo... you forgot to run that errand, but you had time to werewolf? Wtf?
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oskar
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That pic is scary. They look like crunched down versions of two of my ex gf's.
Would still hit.
Would not hit on... But wouldn't say no either.
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boost
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Full House
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drew, that cant be a real story? lol..
also when I click the pic to get a better look AVG blocks the site saying something about active threats.
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bigred
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At first all I saw was your avatar and was like  then I realized it was midgets and was like
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LOL OPERATIONS
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Stacks
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4-of-a-Kind
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Would hit. Threesomes are fun. At first in the thumbnail I thought they were conjoined midget sisters. Would also hit. But would that be considered a threesome?
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boost
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Full House
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I knocked down the walls of this chick that was like 4'11 once. Was mediocre tbh..
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Galapogos
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Originally Posted by bigred
At first all I saw was your avatar and was like then I realized it was midgets and was like |
+1
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Originally Posted by sauce123
I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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XTR1000
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I gotta think about this
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bigred
xtr stand for exotic tranny retards
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yo
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dranger7070
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Man, theres not too many for the midget love at FTR, huh? You guys don't think it would be epic to tear up a midget?
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XTR1000
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Id go for it. Im a bit scared scared tho, that during eiffeltowering one of them there might be dick-to-dick contact somewhere in there stomach area
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bigred
xtr stand for exotic tranny retards
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yo
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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Originally Posted by XTR1000
Id go for it. Im a bit scared scared tho, that during eiffeltowering one of them there might be dick-to-dick contact somewhere in there stomach area
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Based on this internet description of your penis, I will now hold your manhood in a higher esteem.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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bode
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midgets scare me, so would not hit.
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eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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spoonitnow
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by boost
I knocked down the walls of this chick that was like 4'11 once. Was mediocre tbh..
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Chelle is 4'11".
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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dranger7070
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Originally Posted by spoonitnow
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Originally Posted by boost
I knocked down the walls of this chick that was like 4'11 once. Was mediocre tbh..
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Chelle is 4'11". |
Who did you think he was talking about?
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ATOTHEC101
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Originally Posted by bode
midgets scare me, so would not hit.
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+1.
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"This sure beats Super Mario Bros.!" is my ejaculation catch phrase.
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