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View Poll Results: Would Hit?
Would Hit 22 75.86%
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Would Hit? - Round V

  
 
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Old 10-13-2009, 01:36 AM     Post subject: Would Hit? - Round V #1 (permalink)  
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Old 10-13-2009, 01:52 AM #2 (permalink)  
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Old 10-13-2009, 02:21 AM #3 (permalink)  
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Old 10-13-2009, 02:53 AM #4 (permalink)  
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oh for sure! Buts shes gotta keep the grindhouse costume on.
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Old 10-13-2009, 03:35 AM #5 (permalink)  
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A few thoughts...

(1) Easy yes

(2) Someone is seriously gay on FTR and fucking up all of the Would hit polls. Has the seer been able to look him up yet?

(3) I think I could get into some amputee pr0n.

That is all.
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Old 10-13-2009, 03:48 AM #6 (permalink)  
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I haven't voted yet, but I'm leaning towards no b/c she looks diseased, used/abused, etc....
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ya.. I mean Id prob not do it if it was just a semi decent looking amputee.. but shes dressed up like the grindhouse character, so its an easy yes.
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Old 10-13-2009, 09:13 AM #11 (permalink)  
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Old 10-13-2009, 09:23 AM #12 (permalink)  
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So she is missing a leg. Who fucking cares. HIT.
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Old 10-13-2009, 10:50 PM #16 (permalink)  
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I haven't voted yet, but I'm leaning towards no b/c she looks diseased, used/abused, etc....
Because she's missing a leg? Or is it the make-up, wig and costume?

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I haven't voted yet, but I'm leaning towards no b/c she looks diseased, used/abused, etc....
Because she's missing a leg? Or is it the make-up, wig and costume?
not the leg
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Old 10-14-2009, 12:31 AM #19 (permalink)  
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Old 10-14-2009, 10:27 AM #20 (permalink)  
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This is my third time in the thread and I only realised this time she has a leg missing. I'm the best at this game.
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Old 10-14-2009, 02:35 PM #21 (permalink)  
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Old 10-14-2009, 02:43 PM #22 (permalink)  
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Yea, this lol. Like I'm tempted cuz she doesn't look terrible, and the gun strapped where a leg should be is hot, but idk. Missing body parts are teh ewwww...
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Missing body parts are teh ewwww...
As long as she ain't missing her cunt, i'm good to go with it.
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Missing body parts are teh ewwww...
Is it really? I mean, you'd wait until it's healed, ldo.
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Something about a missing arm/leg/etc makes soemthing in my head/balls scream, "DO NOT WANT!!!"
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I usually use the legs as a quote unquote crutch when my arms get tired, just toss em over my shoulder and lean...I don't think I have the stamina to fck an amputee

I'm gonna vote no, but for selfish reasons obv
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As long as she ain't missing her cunt, i'm good to go with it.
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