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wufwugy
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10-12-2009, 10:52 PM
Post subject: Would hit? - Round IV
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4-of-a-Kind
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Thanks to spenda for the perfect pick

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boost
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she has implants now I think.
edit: dont know why I thought this.. looks like Im wrong. I guess she just wears awesome bras in many of her photo ops.
btw shes almost 50 years old! Pretty sick body for being 50..
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jyms
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yep, but my standards are low. Since she had them done they are also bigger and she is in pretty good shape. Couple that with being funny and a ginger makes it easy.
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rong
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Full House
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Thats ming. She's an old ginger chick with freckles covering most of her body, yuck! I bet she even has a freckelly ass!
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UG
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this is a tough one, she's so funny I don't know if I could get serious enough to sex her
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wufwugy
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While I do like her, I cannot handle annoying chicks one bit, and she has that in droves
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kiwiMark
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I hate her with a passion. No from me.
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boost
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Full House
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like I said above, for being her age she has a pretty bangin body, but I just srsly dont think I could do this. She just doesnt really have any sex appeal..
btw: I do think shes pretty funny, most female comedians fall flat for me, but she def makes me laugh.
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givememyleg
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
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Would not hit
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bigred
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Nope
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LOL OPERATIONS
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JKDS
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BankItDrew
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Can't stand that annoying bitch.
Would not laugh nor hit.
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BennyLaRue
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Maybe in the Suddenly Susan days. Not now.
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wufwugy
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holy shit nobody remembers that show
nobody but benny
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Stacks
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Originally Posted by boost
like I said above, for being her age she has a pretty bangin body, but I just srsly dont think I could do this. She just doesnt really have any sex appeal..
btw: I do think shes pretty funny, most female comedians fall flat for me, but she def makes me laugh.
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I bet you'd bang the shit out of lisa lampanelli, huh?
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boost
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Originally Posted by boost
like I said above, for being her age she has a pretty bangin body, but I just srsly dont think I could do this. She just doesnt really have any sex appeal..
btw: I do think shes pretty funny, most female comedians fall flat for me, but she def makes me laugh.
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I bet you'd bang the shit out of lisa lampanelli, huh?
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n.
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I totally have to agree with spenda
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Would fuck her only while wearing earplugs.
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holy shit nobody remembers that show
nobody but benny
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fwiw
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jjbish
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Would prefer to have her mouth duct taped shut. But yes! Harder than a screen door in a hurricane.
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NH, WP, GG, TY, Etc..........................
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bode
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would hit. anyone saying otherwise is lying. she is as annoying as anyone on the planet, but she had a great body for a 50 year old.
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eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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boost
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Originally Posted by bode
would hit. anyone saying otherwise is lying. she is as annoying as anyone on the planet, but she had a great body for a 50 year old.
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right.. but at 50 you need more than a great body imo. Shes a total butterface, which would be fine if she were like 30, but shes 50.. thats a game changer man.
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bode
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Originally Posted by bode
would hit. anyone saying otherwise is lying. she is as annoying as anyone on the planet, but she had a great body for a 50 year old.
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right.. but at 50 you need more than a great body imo. Shes a total butterface, which would be fine if she were like 30, but shes 50.. thats a game changer man.
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i tried to lie to myself and say i wouldn't, but if she was laid out in front of me with a gag i would have to hit it.
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eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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BankItDrew
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fwiw
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I voted 'no,' but I know that this woman dressed all sexy like could seduce me into fucking her brains out.
bode is right though, a courts gag order would need to be put in place
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Girlfriend: Why are the werewolves more important than living life?!
Girlfriend: Are you on the forums doing the werewolves again?
Girlfriend: Soo... you forgot to run that errand, but you had time to werewolf? Wtf?
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kevster
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Anyone saying yes needs fucking help.
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a500lbgorilla
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If I were into older ladies, I'm sure I'd have no trouble.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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wufwugy
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as always, my answer is yes.
if its no, i'll just take another shot. if still no, another shot. eventually it'll be a yes, and im okay with that
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Originally Posted by spoonitnow

fwiw
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Ummm... I'm 19 and I'd tear this ass up. Like wtf guys. Who gives a shit if she's annoying as fuck? No one said take her out to dinner and romance her. It's more, would you, given the the opportunity, (no strings attached, etc) pound the vag. In this scenario it has to be a clear yes.
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BennyLaRue
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Like wtf guys.
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Yeah, but you're in the army or something. Of course you would because:
1) Your life is a sausage party
2) You're trained to perform in horribly disgusting and frightening situations
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Touche salesman.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vR4XifXO0Ho
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oskar
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she's 50?
I'd need to be liqueured up a bit, but I'd tap that... and it would be a no brainer if I were 10 years older.
Have you seen other 50 yr olds lately? That one is in top condition!
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Monty3038
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Would hit.
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surviva316
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wtf's wrong with anyone who said would hit. most annoying looks, voice, personality ever......
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oskar
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Never seen her in anything... only judging by the pics.
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