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Old 10-09-2009, 01:28 AM     Post subject: Would hit? - Round II #1 (permalink)  
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1st one - No
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I'm sorry, but I couldn't fuck Cyborg.
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I'm sorry, but I couldn't fuck Cyborg.
dude u know she would totally keep you warm and safe
 
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I'm sorry, but I couldn't fuck Cyborg.
dude u know she totally has a bigger dick than everyone in this thread combined
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I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.

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the last pic is the worst, b/c it's the only one she's trying to look sexy/attractive in, and it's just a massive fail.
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I'm all for fit, muscular chicks (within reason), but no.

The man chin from taking too much test/hgh puts it over the top for me.
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so the question is, would i fuck a "woman" who is a cage fighter?

errrrrrrrrrrrr no, i'm all good thanks.
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Old 10-09-2009, 02:07 PM     Post subject: Hit or miss? #16 (permalink)  
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we need a would hit poll, with really fit women. that then get edited to gay man. then locked. Then we know once and for all who the gheys is.
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so the question is, would i fuck a "woman" who is a cage fighter?

errrrrrrrrrrrr no, i'm all good thanks.
I could name a number of female MMA fighters that I would hit, just not this one.
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efffffff no
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so the question is, would i fuck a "woman" who is a cage fighter?

errrrrrrrrrrrr no, i'm all good thanks.
I could name a number of female MMA fighters that I would hit, just not this one.
but they can hit you back harder.
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Old 10-09-2009, 03:31 PM #21 (permalink)  
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She doesn't look that bad in pic 3 but hell no.

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It makes me sad that out of all of FTR (those that have posted so far) that me and jyms are the only ones that would consider hitting this
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Old 10-09-2009, 04:53 PM #24 (permalink)  
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This is one of those better to whack it scenarios. You choose what it means.
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Those ones not so sure... now Gina Carano YES PRZ
 
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First one was yes, this one is a no and its not close.
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Old 10-09-2009, 10:29 PM #29 (permalink)  
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Fuck? no. Love? yes.
I took some liberties with reading between the lines.

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Old 10-09-2009, 11:13 PM #30 (permalink)  
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I'm worried that if I hit either of these chicks they would hit me back.
 
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Lets get this thread back on track.

 
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who is that?
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wait... the gif and those two jpegs are all the same woman?

gif = fffffyeeeeeeeeah

first jpeg = ffffffffyeaaaaaah

second jpeg = donotwant.
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not a gina fan. im what u could call an old fashioned womanizer so i hate seeing hot chicks get beat up. i also hate bandwagons, and jesus christ gina had one of the stupidest until cyborg showed her what asskicking really means
 
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and im pretty sure those jpgs are not gina. first one looks like kyra gracie, second just dont look like gina

this is gina

 
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srsly who the fuck thought that gina stood a chance

 
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in some of the shots she looks pretty hot, but hen the last one she looks manly as hell.

And ya wuf, I tend to like women that have some padding.. I dont want to mistake a woman Im sleeping with for a man..
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so the question is, would i fuck a "woman" who is a cage fighter?

errrrrrrrrrrrr no, i'm all good thanks.
I could name a number of female MMA fighters that I would hit, like Gina, Erin Toughill, Michelle Waterson, Georges St. Pierre, and Sexyama
 
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so the question is, would i fuck a "woman" who is a cage fighter?

errrrrrrrrrrrr no, i'm all good thanks.
I could name a number of female MMA fighters that I would hit, like Gina, Erin Toughill, Michelle Waterson, Georges St. Pierre, and Sexyama
wow just googled those names.. ya there are some hot mma chicks.. but lol at the last 2 names.
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dude how could anybody pass up banging somebody named sexyama? that is pretty much the greatest name anybody has ever had
 
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Yeah the first is Kyra Gracie, the second is Erin Toughill I think but I could be mistaken.
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Another round sir..

Also, I agree with GMML, 3rd pic is not so bad, but would not hit.
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Another round sir..

Also, I agree with GMML, 3rd pic is not so bad, but would not hit.
I could not have said it better. Mod, lock thread please.
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I propose butterfaces.
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k i got several ideas lined up. harder to find shots that are not obvious would or would nots than u'd think. dont wanna wear it all too quickly tho.
 
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Another round sir..

Also, I agree with GMML, 3rd pic is not so bad, but would not hit.
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i would take this home for loving
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