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10-16-2009, 11:37 AM
Post subject: Would hit? - IX
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Okay, I think I figured out a way to get a series of good ones. I'll try to space them apart so we don't get clutter like before
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Walk in, see this, she grabs your arm, and begs you to ruin her ovaries. Wat do?
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easy yes, but I'm a little confused. are we just basing it on hotness or are you trying to turn this into some sort of role play deal? if it's the latter, I dunno because I can't say I really get turned on by chicks ready to blow their brains out
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Oh my God yes. I'd be a hero AND get some pussy at the same time. I'd have to put the gun somewhere where she couldn't reach it though. Wouldn't be cool to get shot while fuckin'.
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That's how winners play; we convince the other guy he's making all the right moves.
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yes yes a thousand times yes
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I damage threads that may actually benefit some posters
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I thought the next one of these threads would have a necrophilia angle. I was nearly right.
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I think tears are sexy and would hit.
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haha shif
but seriously, chicks have feigned suicidal in the past. It's not my job to fix her life. It is a personal goal to bone her though, so booya!
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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This is usually the situation after I've put it in someone.
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I've had enough crazy girls for one lifetime, but as long as there was NO way for her to contact me after....absolutely
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Keith
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how inconsiderate.....when she blows her brains out and bowels open, she could at least have removed her knickers and lifted the loo seat instead of extra mess for someone to have to clean up.
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boost
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I have a feeling this would be some of the best sex of my life.
srsly, the crazier the chick, the better the sex. On top of that shes hawt.
edit: despite all the horrible horrible things we have all been involved in posting, all the horrible aids jokes and whatever.. I feel like this string of threads may just be the most offensive to an outsider. Like anything else I could laugh off if my mom were like "soo I googled you and found these jokes about african kids having aids.." but for some reason these threads that objectify women in the most basic way just seem like something that people would really judge us for.
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Yes, I would hit, but only after that bitch pulled the trigger.
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The older I get, the more I start wondering; Just what in the hell is going on here? 
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Originally Posted by boost
I have a feeling this would be some of the best sex of my life.
srsly, the crazier the chick, the better the sex. On top of that shes hawt.
edit: despite all the horrible horrible things we have all been involved in posting, all the horrible aids jokes and whatever.. I feel like this string of threads may just be the most offensive to an outsider. Like anything else I could laugh off if my mom were like "soo I googled you and found these jokes about african kids having aids.." but for some reason these threads that objectify women in the most basic way just seem like something that people would really judge us for.
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yah, we should try to wrap this line of threads up. Brings an off attitude to the commune.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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BankItDrew
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Originally Posted by boost
I have a feeling this would be some of the best sex of my life.
srsly, the crazier the chick, the better the sex. On top of that shes hawt.
edit: despite all the horrible horrible things we have all been involved in posting, all the horrible aids jokes and whatever.. I feel like this string of threads may just be the most offensive to an outsider. Like anything else I could laugh off if my mom were like "soo I googled you and found these jokes about african kids having aids.." but for some reason these threads that objectify women in the most basic way just seem like something that people would really judge us for.
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I agree with everything you said, 100%
I don't want these threads to end though, I'm not sensitive enough.
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Originally Posted by boost
edit: despite all the horrible horrible things we have all been involved in posting, all the horrible aids jokes and whatever.. I feel like this string of threads may just be the most offensive to an outsider. Like anything else I could laugh off if my mom were like "soo I googled you and found these jokes about african kids having aids.." but for some reason these threads that objectify women in the most basic way just seem like something that people would really judge us for.
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This doesn't sit well when you've already written this.....
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Originally Posted by boost
I have a feeling this would be some of the best sex of my life.
srsly, the crazier the chick, the better the sex. On top of that shes hawt.
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Ditto for 'rilla....
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Originally Posted by rilla
but seriously, chicks have feigned suicidal in the past. It's not my job to fix her life. It is a personal goal to bone her though, so booya!
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then......
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Originally Posted by rilla
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Originally Posted by boost
I have a feeling this would be some of the best sex of my life.
srsly, the crazier the chick, the better the sex. On top of that shes hawt.
edit: despite all the horrible horrible things we have all been involved in posting, all the horrible aids jokes and whatever.. I feel like this string of threads may just be the most offensive to an outsider. Like anything else I could laugh off if my mom were like "soo I googled you and found these jokes about african kids having aids.." but for some reason these threads that objectify women in the most basic way just seem like something that people would really judge us for.
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yah, we should try to wrap this line of threads up. Brings an off attitude to the commune. |
I say we're def. having sex because she's got a gun.
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- You're the reason why paradise lost
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boost
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meh.. I dont think I contradicted myself once. I answered the question that the thread posed, then I made an observation about this series of threads. I do not think rilla is wrong in saying we should wrap this up, nor do I think he is being hypocritical. However that isnt really even what I was getting at with my post. I was actually commenting on the outsiders, and what I perceive their standards would be for moral judgment.
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yup, no escaping it, we will be judged, and there is no positive spin to "would you fuck a midget/fatty/amputee?".
I mean whats next? Down syndrome? sleeping chick?
BTW wud hit, the gun & tears combined is hot!
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Originally Posted by Micro2Macro
hey guys, if you ever make a snap call on the river when your opponent raises you're fucking retarded.
Fucking. Retarded.
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wufwugy
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I never even once thought of it like that. It's a simple case of finding out how many people find certain looks attractive. It could get out of hand if people posted a bunch of ugly, handicapped, or retarded people, but going for certain looks or themes is far from that
It's not at all supposed to be about making fun of people, just looking at preferences. I mean c'mon guys, there are loads of websites based around the theme 'hot or not' and nobody has a problem with those in moderation. This is no different. I don't think the clutter has made it seem good though.
If you want the series to end, that's fine. It was never my intention to post ugly or derogatory stuff, and actually a lot of the photos I've lined up are all pretty much attractive chicks, but with a variety of tastes or peculiarities that make the scenarios different than standard
Also, I'm not sure if worrying about outsiders is that big of a deal. I mean, the off topic section of a niche site, where the demographic doesn't really care
Plus, jyms isn't mad, and he's the barometer for these types of things
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wufwugy
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Also
I 100% guarantee that the sexy chicks thread or lol pics thread or wtf pics thread would look worse to outsiders. Even the global warming thread probably looks bad to some outsiders because everybody knows that global warming is a satanic conspiracy
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Originally Posted by wufwugy
If you want the series to end, that's fine.
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No, this is fun! Think of more.
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Originally Posted by Micro2Macro
hey guys, if you ever make a snap call on the river when your opponent raises you're fucking retarded.
Fucking. Retarded.
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kevster
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Originally Posted by boost
meh.. I dont think I contradicted myself once. I answered the question that the thread posed, then I made an observation about this series of threads. I do not think rilla is wrong in saying we should wrap this up, nor do I think he is being hypocritical. However that isnt really even what I was getting at with my post. I was actually commenting on the outsiders, and what I perceive their standards would be for moral judgment.
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Ok, some fair points here. My point is this. I didn't make her sit for that photo.
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- You're the reason why paradise lost
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Originally Posted by boost
meh.. I dont think I contradicted myself once. I answered the question that the thread posed, then I made an observation about this series of threads. I do not think rilla is wrong in saying we should wrap this up, nor do I think he is being hypocritical. However that isnt really even what I was getting at with my post. I was actually commenting on the outsiders, and what I perceive their standards would be for moral judgment.
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Ok, some fair points here. My point is this. I didn't make her sit for that photo. |
Would of taken the bra off if I did
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Originally Posted by Micro2Macro
hey guys, if you ever make a snap call on the river when your opponent raises you're fucking retarded.
Fucking. Retarded.
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I don't know whether to call myself sick or not, but this is a must hit I don't see how anyone could not take advantage of this situation.
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Originally Posted by kevster
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Originally Posted by boost
edit: despite all the horrible horrible things we have all been involved in posting, all the horrible aids jokes and whatever.. I feel like this string of threads may just be the most offensive to an outsider. Like anything else I could laugh off if my mom were like "soo I googled you and found these jokes about african kids having aids.." but for some reason these threads that objectify women in the most basic way just seem like something that people would really judge us for.
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This doesn't sit well when you've already written this.....
Quote:
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Originally Posted by boost
I have a feeling this would be some of the best sex of my life.
srsly, the crazier the chick, the better the sex. On top of that shes hawt.
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Ditto for 'rilla....
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Originally Posted by rilla
but seriously, chicks have feigned suicidal in the past. It's not my job to fix her life. It is a personal goal to bone her though, so booya!
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then......
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Originally Posted by rilla
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Originally Posted by boost
I have a feeling this would be some of the best sex of my life.
srsly, the crazier the chick, the better the sex. On top of that shes hawt.
edit: despite all the horrible horrible things we have all been involved in posting, all the horrible aids jokes and whatever.. I feel like this string of threads may just be the most offensive to an outsider. Like anything else I could laugh off if my mom were like "soo I googled you and found these jokes about african kids having aids.." but for some reason these threads that objectify women in the most basic way just seem like something that people would really judge us for.
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yah, we should try to wrap this line of threads up. Brings an off attitude to the commune. |
I say we're def. having sex because she's got a gun. |
I don't need a conscience. Rather, I just need to know when its best to pretend to have one.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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wufwugy
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Originally Posted by UG
easy yes, but I'm a little confused. are we just basing it on hotness or are you trying to turn this into some sort of role play deal? if it's the latter, I dunno because I can't say I really get turned on by chicks ready to blow their brains out
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You can take of it what you will. Everybody has a different perspective on these things. I've deciding to go the theme route for several, but that only really goes as far as the viewer takes it
The answer is personally a big no for me. I'm seriously not the type to bang under those circumstances, but I know some guys who actually would. If you could, the sex would probably be the best ever like boost said tho
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btw, check out the headline on the newspaper in the trash.
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Insta yes. And lol boost. "3 days to live" Guess she's trying to beat the rush huh?
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Stupid girl, there's no reason to kill yourself. There's another roll of toilet paper right behind you!
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Stupid girl, there's no reason to kill yourself. There's another roll of toilet paper right behind you!
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LOL
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This is usually the situation after I've put it in someone.
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LOL
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LOL (I just wanted to be apart of the cool kids.  )
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