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BooG690
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07-28-2010, 08:08 PM
Post subject: Would Hit? - Clowns Edition
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Full House
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You did it, didn't you. You dirty dawg.
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Originally Posted by Micro2Macro
hey guys, if you ever make a snap call on the river when your opponent raises you're fucking retarded.
Fucking. Retarded.
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Micro2Macro
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is this the girl from the story
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Micro2Macro
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fwiw I don't think I would actually have sex with her but I would highly welcome a bj
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"Once we reach a certain level of mastery, we see there are higher levels and challenges. If we are disciplined and patient, we proceed. At each higher level, new pleasures and insights await us--ones not even suspected when we started out. We can take this as far as we want--in any human activity there is always a higher level to which we can aspire."
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Micro2Macro
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actually scratch that she's got pigtails so I would hit under the condition that she takes it from behind.
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"Once we reach a certain level of mastery, we see there are higher levels and challenges. If we are disciplined and patient, we proceed. At each higher level, new pleasures and insights await us--ones not even suspected when we started out. We can take this as far as we want--in any human activity there is always a higher level to which we can aspire."
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"You are a degenerate Gaam-balur"
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Full House
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Micro2Macro
fwiw I don't think I would actually have sex with her but I would highly welcome a bj
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Hahaha, are you fuckin serious? It looks like boog!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Micro2Macro
hey guys, if you ever make a snap call on the river when your opponent raises you're fucking retarded.
Fucking. Retarded.
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Micro2Macro
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Hahaha, are you fuckin serious? It looks like boog!
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lol no?
get him to post a pic of himself here
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"Once we reach a certain level of mastery, we see there are higher levels and challenges. If we are disciplined and patient, we proceed. At each higher level, new pleasures and insights await us--ones not even suspected when we started out. We can take this as far as we want--in any human activity there is always a higher level to which we can aspire."
Check out my blog here!
"You are a degenerate Gaam-balur"
http://www.philgalfond.com/lets-make-some-changes/
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BennyLaRue
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How is she a clown? She's just a chick in a shitty dress holding dinner.
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BennyLaRue
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Also, snap no. Not even a fingerbang. There's regret and there's regret with a side of she-thinks-you're-instant-soulmates-and-are-getting-married. This is the latter. And she pouts, seriously pouts. Like physically sticks out her bottom lip kind of pouts. And I don't have Caller ID so fuck this.
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kiwiMark
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bennylarue makes me have laughytimes
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wufwugy
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She looks like James Cameron's alien
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Quote:
Originally Posted by kiwiMark
bennylarue makes me have laughytimes
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many many laughytimes
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[00:29] <daven> dc, why not check turn behind
[00:30] <DC> daven
[00:30] <DC> on my hand?
[00:30] <daven> yep
[00:30] <DC> because I am drunk
[00:30] <daven> nice reason
[00:30] <daven> no further questions
[00:30] <yaawn> ^^Lol
Problem officer...?
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daven
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nope
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no wai guy
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LOL OPERATIONS
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Hawk
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lol benny.
and if that really is her, this thread is fucking great.
and no.
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jyms
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I probably would, then raid her purse for the $400 she scammed off of you
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philly and the phanatics
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Full House
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idk what you guys are talking about thats one sexy bunny....idk how long its got left to live though, looks like its aobut to get eaten by the rancour
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kiwiMark
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jyms
I probably would, then raid her purse for the $400 she scammed off of you
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$320, taking into account past injustices*
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HarleyGuy13
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That is fucking great story! And hell ya I'd hit it. She'd be fun just like riding a scooter. You just don't want your buddy to see you riding it!
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Ash256
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Originally Posted by bennylarue
also, snap no. Not even a fingerbang. There's regret and there's regret with a side of she-thinks-you're-instant-soulmates-and-are-getting-married. This is the latter. And she pouts, seriously pouts. Like physically sticks out her bottom lip kind of pouts. And i don't have caller id so fuck this.
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lol
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BennyLaRue
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Needs more threadsaver hot clown chicks, imo.
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KoRnholio
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Even google struggled with finding adequate hits for "sexy clown", but I did find...
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Quote:
Originally Posted by philly and the phanatics
idk what you guys are talking about thats one sexy bunny....idk how long its got left to live though, looks like its aobut to get eaten by the rancour
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rofl
That is a hell of a dress tho
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<@d0zer> how will you learn if I don't berate you harshly?
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Warpe
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Jeebus, do they make clown noses that big?
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noap
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FTR Bad Beat
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Two Pair
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Looks like girl from RJ Berger
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Ugh, I just read that story and... ugh. I just hate her and her face and her person.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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surviva316
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Quote:
Originally Posted by kiwiMark
$320, taking into account past injustices*
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lulz. inside jokes itt
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Originally Posted by warpe
Jeebus, do they make clown noses that big?
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bufu's clown agency is in nyc...i'm sure they're able to accommodate
as for those who said they would hit, does this change anything:
"LOL she got so much bigger after that pic. Dumb whore."
and, of course, huge lulz at Benny's replies
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BooG690
I just wanted to share singing vaginas.  |
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