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Old 11-30-2009, 07:00 PM     Post subject: Would Drew hit it? **NSFW #1 (permalink)  
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As we all know, BotItDrew claims that he would enthusiastically bang any and every woman on the planet. Time to find out if that's actually true


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Old 11-30-2009, 07:47 PM #2 (permalink)  
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yes, drew would hit it

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Old 11-30-2009, 07:53 PM #4 (permalink)  
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I suggest the title "would Drew not hit it?"
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Old 11-30-2009, 07:56 PM #5 (permalink)  
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Hahaha, I felt the smile fall from my face when I saw her rack.

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Old 11-30-2009, 08:30 PM #6 (permalink)  
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Old 11-30-2009, 09:00 PM #7 (permalink)  
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How can she have such tiny boobs when shes so...not?

Wait, how old is she?
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Old 11-30-2009, 09:17 PM #8 (permalink)  
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How can she have such tiny boobs when shes so...not?
I once knew this super hot chick who put on weight and none of it went to hips or breasts, but instead all to neck, face, legs, and stomach. It was one of the most disheartening things I've ever seen
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Old 11-30-2009, 09:29 PM #9 (permalink)  
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Old 11-30-2009, 09:32 PM #10 (permalink)  
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Old 11-30-2009, 09:51 PM #11 (permalink)  
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Why are the werewolves more important than living life?!

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Soo... you forgot to run that errand, but you had time to werewolf? Wtf?
 
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Old 11-30-2009, 10:37 PM #12 (permalink)  
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Drew once paid up on a prop bet fail.

the conditions of the bet? Nail 3 chubbies. He had 6 months to do it and failed miserably. So I'd like to suggest that despite what he says -- he'd nail this one.
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Old 11-30-2009, 11:21 PM #13 (permalink)  
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My standards are wider than my women, but I don't have the cahoonahs to follow through with it. I've been with one chubby and it didn't go very well.


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Old 12-01-2009, 01:30 AM #14 (permalink)  
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Drew once paid up on a prop bet fail.

the conditions of the bet? Nail 3 chubbies. He had 6 months to do it and failed miserably. So I'd like to suggest that despite what he says -- he'd nail this one.
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Old 12-01-2009, 07:49 PM #15 (permalink)  
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how can one be so fat, yet have such small breasts?
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Old 12-01-2009, 09:54 PM #17 (permalink)  
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we already know that spoonitnow would
 
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Old 12-01-2009, 10:20 PM #19 (permalink)  
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Oh btw, we seriously need public poll option.

The Would Hit polls would be much better if made public
 
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Old 12-02-2009, 02:05 AM #20 (permalink)  
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She pierced her nipples. Was that, like, a ploy to distract ppl from how tragically disappointing her tits are?
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We're definitely looking at child porn here, guys. There's no way a human being is that fat and have tits that small.

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Old 12-02-2009, 03:04 AM #22 (permalink)  
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We're definitely looking at child porn here, guys. There's no way a human being is that fat and have tits that small.
except that its gotta take at least 18 years to put on that kind of mass
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Old 12-02-2009, 05:05 AM #23 (permalink)  
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maybe its a fat trap?
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Old 12-02-2009, 07:46 AM #24 (permalink)  
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Luco, clearly you dont know what a trap is.


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Old 12-02-2009, 09:49 PM #26 (permalink)  
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Old 12-02-2009, 10:15 PM #28 (permalink)  
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Old 12-02-2009, 10:39 PM #30 (permalink)  
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Those are stretch marks.

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Luco, clearly you dont know what a trap is.
Is that bad?
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Luco, clearly you dont know what a trap is.
Is that bad?
depends on your outlood on the traps.
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I feel sorry for the poor soul that had to pierce those nips.

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