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Spook
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03-21-2005, 04:26 PM
Post subject: Worth a few laughs
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Flush
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Denver, CO
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http://www.billfillmaff.com/
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Gatlin Dan
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Flush
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Wild Bill's Backyard
Posts: 504
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ROFL,
He won the 1998 Worldwide Poker League Championship...
A pic of some 17 year old kid on the website...
I know lots of ten year year old poker champions.
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Quote:
Question: Who is Bill Fillmaff?
Bill Fillmaff: (laughs) Yeah, like you don't already know who I am. Bill Fillmaff is in no uncertain terms, indisputably the best all-around poker player who will ever play on Earth. I'm a Worldwide Poker Champion.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *dies of laughter*
This is the funniest website I've seen in a while :P
EDIT: I've found an even funnier quote:
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I don't play in the World Series of Poker because I was cheated there in 1997 and I'm really glad that "Tilt" [the ESPN poker drama] is showing how rigged the WSOP really is.
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ROFLCOPTER!!!
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Gatlin Dan
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Flush
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Wild Bill's Backyard
Posts: 504
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I at first just looked at the website and thought to skip the download. Then I decided what the hell, I don't have anything else to do so loaded it up it media player and proceeded to bust a nut...
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"2nd place, 2nd place, 2nd place, disqualified for urinating on the table, 2nd place".
LOL!
If Phil Hellmuth watches this video, he would probably take Bill Fillmath under his wing, partners in crime! (or is that cry :P)
This was a fun video, thanks for the link.
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: This room is a good place to be
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It would have been funnier if you could in any way infer that he was being serious.
It's so over the top, I think it loses a little luster.
Though his video is hilarious. "Everyone loves a showman. Don't hold back. You'll get on TV" as he's imitating that cr3w meat-bag whatshisname.
-'rilla
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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elipsesjeff
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Moderator
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Northern Virginia
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the video was pretty funny.
I had 500000 to 900 Reverse Implied odds!!!!
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ensign_lee
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Feb 2005
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sorry 'rilla. Found it on another forum and thought you might enjoy it. Whoops....
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: This room is a good place to be
Posts: 8,379
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Originally Posted by ensign_lee
sorry 'rilla. Found it on another forum and thought you might enjoy it. Whoops.... 
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It's alright, n00b. Just don't go n00bin' it up in da future. :P
-'rilla
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Straight
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: MA
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g00t for a laugh
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lolzzz_321
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NO YOU
Join Date: Oct 2004
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I value check my nuts.
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thestrokes
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Straight
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: chicago
Posts: 119
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my favorite part is in the first video when he calls all the players he loses to "sub human retards who win on random influctuations of dumb luck"
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"Confidence not overconfidence"
-radashack
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DaNutsInYoEye
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Apr 2004
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Best impersonation of Helmuth I've seen.
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TheXianti: (Triptanes) why are you not a thinking person?
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jmontis
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Full House
Join Date: Dec 2004
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oh my god, "i value check my nuts"
i almost cried laughing
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take your ego out of the equation and judge the situation dispassionately
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thepokerdude
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Straight
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: The Dude Abides
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my favorite part of the video was the pause when the screen read, "Ladies!! picture downloads of Bill are available". with the cheesy little keyboard music.
what an idiot. good for a laugh though. sad thing is, people probably buy this and think they ARE good players when they do get dealt pocket kings and flop a set. like the poker pro said, seven out of ten of my best hands ever were folds.
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"But they were suited?!?! You idiot!!"
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