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Old 03-21-2005, 04:26 PM     Post subject: Worth a few laughs #1 (permalink)  
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Old 03-21-2005, 04:37 PM #2 (permalink)  
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ROFL,

He won the 1998 Worldwide Poker League Championship...
A pic of some 17 year old kid on the website...

I know lots of ten year year old poker champions.
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Old 03-21-2005, 04:53 PM #3 (permalink)  
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Question: Who is Bill Fillmaff?

Bill Fillmaff: (laughs) Yeah, like you don't already know who I am. Bill Fillmaff is in no uncertain terms, indisputably the best all-around poker player who will ever play on Earth. I'm a Worldwide Poker Champion.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *dies of laughter*

This is the funniest website I've seen in a while :P

EDIT: I've found an even funnier quote:

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I don't play in the World Series of Poker because I was cheated there in 1997 and I'm really glad that "Tilt" [the ESPN poker drama] is showing how rigged the WSOP really is.
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Old 03-21-2005, 05:07 PM #4 (permalink)  
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I at first just looked at the website and thought to skip the download. Then I decided what the hell, I don't have anything else to do so loaded it up it media player and proceeded to bust a nut...
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Old 03-21-2005, 05:39 PM #5 (permalink)  
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"2nd place, 2nd place, 2nd place, disqualified for urinating on the table, 2nd place".

LOL!

If Phil Hellmuth watches this video, he would probably take Bill Fillmath under his wing, partners in crime! (or is that cry :P)

This was a fun video, thanks for the link.
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Old 03-21-2005, 05:55 PM #6 (permalink)  
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It would have been funnier if you could in any way infer that he was being serious.

It's so over the top, I think it loses a little luster.

Though his video is hilarious. "Everyone loves a showman. Don't hold back. You'll get on TV" as he's imitating that cr3w meat-bag whatshisname.

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the video was pretty funny.

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Old 03-30-2005, 03:09 PM #8 (permalink)  
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sorry 'rilla. Found it on another forum and thought you might enjoy it. Whoops....
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Old 03-30-2005, 03:24 PM #9 (permalink)  
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sorry 'rilla. Found it on another forum and thought you might enjoy it. Whoops....
It's alright, n00b. Just don't go n00bin' it up in da future. :P

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Old 03-30-2005, 07:45 PM #11 (permalink)  
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Old 04-01-2005, 09:16 PM #12 (permalink)  
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my favorite part is in the first video when he calls all the players he loses to "sub human retards who win on random influctuations of dumb luck"
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Old 04-01-2005, 09:39 PM #13 (permalink)  
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Best impersonation of Helmuth I've seen.
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Old 04-02-2005, 08:50 PM #14 (permalink)  
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oh my god, "i value check my nuts"

i almost cried laughing
take your ego out of the equation and judge the situation dispassionately
 
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my favorite part of the video was the pause when the screen read, "Ladies!! picture downloads of Bill are available". with the cheesy little keyboard music.

what an idiot. good for a laugh though. sad thing is, people probably buy this and think they ARE good players when they do get dealt pocket kings and flop a set. like the poker pro said, seven out of ten of my best hands ever were folds.
"But they were suited?!?! You idiot!!"
 
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