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    Default Worst support vol 2

    HostLarry [Support]: hello players
    NutsInYoEye said, "howdy larry"
    Fleecey said, "hey"
    HostLarry [Support]: "Hello. Have you sorted out a deal?"
    NutsInYoEye said, "yes, $9.50 for the each of us and $1 to you larry"
    HostLarry [Support]: sorry. No tipping here at McPokerstars
    NutsInYoEye said, "what?!?"
    Fleecey said, "mcwhat?"
    NutsInYoEye said, "they expect you to get by with no tips?"
    Fleecey said, "i thought this was p[okerstars?"
    Fleecey said, "i ddint know i was playing at macdonalds"
    NutsInYoEye said, "i doubt they pay you enough"
    Fleecey said, "i hate ronald mcdonald"
    NutsInYoEye said, "how much do you make?"
    Fleecey said, "hes ginger"
    HostLarry [Support]: lol
    HostLarry [Support]: it was from an old McDonalds commercial.
    NutsInYoEye said, "ohh"
    NutsInYoEye said, "must've been beofre my time"
    NutsInYoEye said, "how old are you larry"
    NutsInYoEye said, "i'm 14"
    NutsInYoEye said, "but keep that between you and me"
    NutsInYoEye said, "dont tell lee"
    HostLarry [Support]: “Best not to joke about that here”
    NutsInYoEye said, "good point"
    NutsInYoEye said, "ok, fair enough"
    HostLarry [Support]: “Ok, so $9 each and $2 to play for?”
    NutsInYoEye said, "i agree"
    Fleecey said, "i want $9.1"
    NutsInYoEye said, "lol... come on man"
    NutsInYoEye said, "yeah, i know"
    NutsInYoEye said, "sorry"
    Fleecey said, "ok ok $9"
    NutsInYoEye said, "$9 each and play for $2"
    HostLarry [Support]: “Ok, I’ll change your accounts now”
    Fleecey said, "wait"
    NutsInYoEye said, "thanks man"
    Fleecey said, "i didnt know he was 14"
    NutsInYoEye said, "thank you"
    Fleecey said, "no deal i donmt play with kids"
    Fleecey said, "i want him dereged and i want the $20"
    NutsInYoEye said, "ready to sit in?"

    Administrator: The tournament has been manually paused
    HostLarry [Support]: I will return in a moment
    foxhoundzr2 [observer]: yo larry
    foxhoundzr2 [observer]: i got a problem
    NutsInYoEye: ugh... it was a joke.
    midas006 [observer]: see man i told you
    midas006 [observer]: no sense of humour here
    midas006 [observer]: dik**** wouldve shrugged it off and laughed
    NutsInYoEye: ugh, i'm an idiot
    Fleecey: no ur 14
    Fleecey: go to bed lil boy ur too young for poker
    foxhoundzr2 [observer]: larry can you help me
    foxhoundzr2 [observer]: help larry!
    midas006 [observer]: LARRY
    midas006 [observer]: IT
    midas006 [observer]: WAS
    midas006 [observer]: A
    midas006 [observer]: JOKE
    Fleecey: i dont buy it
    midas006 [observer]: !
    Fleecey: check hes details
    Fleecey: and ask for proof of identity
    foxhoundzr2 [observer]: haha
    foxhoundzr2 [observer]: no really tho larry i could use a lil help
    midas006 [observer]: i hate you fleece
    midas006 [observer]: and larry
    midas006 [observer]: fleece for being a douchy australian
    midas006 [observer]: larry for having a pstars sense of humour
    Fleecey: hey hes just doing his job
    Fleecey: i want lees opinoin on this matter
    Fleecey: lee's
    NutsInYoEye: this freaking wait is enough to scare me not to do it again
    HostLarry [Support]: sorry for the delay. We are discussing the issue.
    foxhoundzr2 [observer]: larry!
    foxhoundzr2 [observer]: help
    HostLarry [Support]: I can't at the moment fox.
    foxhoundzr2 [observer]: ok
    foxhoundzr2 [observer]: when your done?
    NutsInYoEye: if you need proof i can provide it
    NutsInYoEye: and i apologize for my tasteless humor
    midas006 [observer]: ill have a shot in your name dnuts
    midas006 [observer]: for your 6k loss
    NutsInYoEye: i've laready had a few myself....
    Fleecey: yea better get proof of identity ild say
    midas006 [observer]: underaged drinking too?
    midas006 [observer]: youre in DEEP **** now
    NutsInYoEye: at least let me keep my FPPs?
    midas006 [observer]: no.
    midas006 [observer]: gg
    Fleecey: host larry
    Fleecey: u should call dnutz on his phone
    Fleecey: to get proof of age
    NutsInYoEye: yeah, that would be great considering i dont remember what number i gave when i registered
    NutsInYoEye: keep tiwsting the knife fleece
    Fleecey: if its a wrong number
    Fleecey: then hes acc has to be frozen
    Fleecey: hey i dont kn ow u kid but underage gam,bling is wrong
    NutsInYoEye: yes, it is
    NutsInYoEye: and i don't condone it
    midas006 [observer]: i heard they accept 14 year olds at med school these days
    midas006 [observer]: youre sinking dnuts
    NutsInYoEye: just call me dougie howser
    HostLarry [Support]: Ok.
    NutsInYoEye: uhh ohh
    NutsInYoEye: i knew i should have offered to tip him more
    HostLarry [Support]: Nuts. thirty five lashes with a very wet noodle
    midas006 [observer]: ouch
    Fleecey: did u call his home phone?
    NutsInYoEye: 30 lashes?!?!? i'm going to partypoker!!!!
    Fleecey: this is a serious matter laryy.
    HostLarry [Support]: fleecy.we just did a full review of his account and we are totally satisfied that he is of age
    NutsInYoEye: whew!
    HostLarry [Support]: that was the delay.
    midas006 [observer]: just wondering
    midas006 [observer]: larry
    Fleecey: aslong as its ok with you larry
    midas006 [observer]: whatd you look up in that?
    HostLarry [Support]: it is a very serious issue.
    NutsInYoEye: and i promise to not joke around about my age anymore
    lambchopdc [observer]: hey larry, question?
    Fleecey: yes it is
    HostLarry [Support]: that is why I took the time to discuss it with two supervisors and conduct a review.
    Fleecey: i heard lamb was multiaccounting
    NutsInYoEye: fleece, stop man
    HostLarry [Support]: Ok. now, we can get back to the issue at hand
    NutsInYoEye: enough is enough
    lambchopdc [observer]: i know winning 90k is like an automatic 30 days on the doomswitch....but....can u give me a 1 time exception and turn it off?
    midas006 [observer]: nol
    NutsInYoEye: $9 each and play for $2
    midas006 [observer]: no.
    HostLarry [Support]: do you both agree to that deal?
    midas006 [observer]: you have to take it like everyone else lambchop
    NutsInYoEye: i agree
    HostLarry [Support]: fleecey?
    Fleecey: disagree
    Fleecey: i want to play now
    NutsInYoEye: fine, fair enough
    NutsInYoEye: let's go
    HostLarry [Support]: Ok. I will restart the tourney so that you can complete the event
    Fleecey: thanks anyway larry
    NutsInYoEye: thanaks larry
    foxhoundzr2 [observer]: sweet can you help me larry
    NutsInYoEye: just chip dump to me instead
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    that Fleecey kid is obviously a shark
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    Haha, gold, dnutz. Gold.
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    hahah classic
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    Sheer Brilliance
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    foxhoundzr2 [observer]: sweet can you help me larry
    hahahah his random pleas for help throughout the whole convo were fantastic.
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    Fleecey: if its a wrong number
    Fleecey: then hes acc has to be frozen
    Fleecey: hey i dont kn ow u kid but underage gam,bling is wrong


    LOL
    LOL OPERATIONS
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    POTY.
  10. #10
    That's brilliant.

    I think the funniest thing of all is that they bothered to split a $20 prize pool. WTF?

    I also like the reference to dik****
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    Out of fucking nowhere..

    lambchopdc [observer]: i know winning 90k is like an automatic 30 days on the doomswitch....but....can u give me a 1 time exception and turn it off?

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    euph yah I found that really funny too, and also the fact that the guy actually reviewed nuts' acct hahaha
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    LOL
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    awesum
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    Where can I find volume 1?!
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    Where can I find volume 1?!
    Right here
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    2 awesome threads that I completely forgot about...
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    Worthy bump. Worthy bump. That was funny.
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    Although I must say that that was pretty good support.
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    that could be a today's version of "who's on first".

    And Fleecey was the best of the three IMO.
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