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06-04-2009, 08:23 AM
Post subject: WORLDs BEST GIFT
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Hi, sorry to go off topic, but my sister graduates on Tuesday and I really need to find her a cool gift that she will remember forever…
Anyone who knows a really unique gift that doesn't cost a fortune?
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Deposit $50 into her pokerstars account imo. She can then decide against college, and spend the next 10 months grinding through the microstakes. She is very likely to take up drinking during this time, and maybe even start doing crack off of stripper's asses after her first $10 SNG win. She will stop going outside, however this will be okay as she will become an expert at online shopping, and probably join a forum to plug her leaks, maybe even FTR. She will spend countless hours asking questions, such as "Can I fold AA preflop here?", "what books do you guys recommend?", and will see numerous responses such as "tits or gtfo".
However, after all of this, she will finally make Supernova, and become a prominent FPP Pro. And then, just then, your graduation present will come full circle, and she will send many thanks your way. Likely in the form of cookie baskets.
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uhh wait... so you were google'ing gift ideas and found this forum?
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excellent xstacks
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06-04-2009, 12:21 PM
Post subject: Re: WORLDs BEST GIFT
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Originally Posted by IngaSvensson
Hi, sorry to go off topic, but my sister graduates on Tuesday and I really need to find her a cool gift that she will remember forever…
Anyone who knows a really unique gift that doesn't cost a fortune?
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Posting pics of you and your sister would improve the quality of advice you receive a lot.
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Me. In a thong. With a rose in my mouth. And Barry White on the stereo.
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<@d0zer> how will you learn if I don't berate you harshly?
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06-04-2009, 01:21 PM
Post subject: Re: WORLDs BEST GIFT
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Originally Posted by IngaSvensson
Hi, sorry to go off topic, but my sister graduates on Tuesday and I really need to find her a cool gift that she will remember forever…
Anyone who knows a really unique gift that doesn't cost a fortune?
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A game-used Kevin Youkilis bat. Only $80!
http://cgi.ebay.ca/Kevin-Youkilis-H-...3A1%7C294%3A50
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Originally Posted by XxStacksxX
Deposit $50 into her pokerstars account imo. She can then decide against college, and spend the next 10 months grinding through the microstakes. She is very likely to take up drinking during this time, and maybe even start doing crack off of stripper's asses after her first $10 SNG win. She will stop going outside, however this will be okay as she will become an expert at online shopping, and probably join a forum to plug her leaks, maybe even FTR. She will spend countless hours asking questions, such as "Can I fold AA preflop here?", "what books do you guys recommend?", and will see numerous responses such as "tits or gtfo".
However, after all of this, she will finally make Supernova, and become a prominent FPP Pro. And then, just then, your graduation present will come full circle, and she will send many thanks your way. Likely in the form of cookie baskets. |
POTM!
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So you click their picture and then you get their money?
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06-04-2009, 01:47 PM
Post subject: Re: WORLDs BEST GIFT
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Originally Posted by IngaSvensson
Hi, sorry to go off topic, but my sister graduates on Tuesday and I really need to find her a cool gift that she will remember forever…
Anyone who knows a really unique gift that doesn't cost a fortune?
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A game-used Kevin Youkilis bat. Only $80!
http://cgi.ebay.ca/Kevin-Youkilis-H-...3A1%7C294%3A50 |
MINE MINE MINE
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LOL OPERATIONS
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Forgive my lack of crack knowledge, but can you snort it? I thought you smoked crack. If you're smoking crack off of a stripper's ass, she's somebody who doesn't mind putting up with a LOT of shit, which means she likely has only 2 or 3 teeth.
This is a birfday present. Think specialler than a summer-toothed stripper.
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Forgive my lack of crack knowledge, but can you snort it? I thought you smoked crack.
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Yes, crack should only be smoked. It's not water soluble so if you snort it, it won't end up in your bloodstream like cocaine powder does. It is possible to mix it with a few basic ingredients to turn it back into it's cocaine form though.
PS just say no!
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I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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I'd bet that in the old days they went to a grain mill to grind their crack back into cocaine. Those grindstones were huge!
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I thought I'd open this thread to find a gif file of jessica alba giving good head. Instead, it was about a gift.
Fail imo
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Forgive my ignorance on the topic of crack. I've yet to win any fucking SNGs! So damn rigged.
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giftcards or money are always the best gifts
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Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
Forgive my lack of crack knowledge, but can you snort it? I thought you smoked crack.
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Yes, crack should only be smoked. It's not water soluble so if you snort it, it won't end up in your bloodstream like cocaine powder does. It is possible to mix it with a few basic ingredients to turn it back into it's cocaine form though.
PS just say no! |
As usual Gal makes me piss my self with laughter. NH sir.
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