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Old 07-24-2005, 12:00 AM     Post subject: This is why you dont let your wife play while you shower. #1 (permalink)  
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PokerStars Game #2170898898: Tournament #10420510, Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2005/07/23 - 19:33:43 (ET)
Table '10420510 1' Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: mutiger96 (1500 in chips)
Seat 2: estebanAA (1490 in chips)
Seat 3: tigger111 (1620 in chips)
Seat 4: GamblorLA (1640 in chips)
Seat 5: patrickg (1960 in chips)
Seat 6: Jumprun (1190 in chips)
Seat 7: chex4free (1440 in chips)
Seat 8: scgolfer (1570 in chips)
Seat 9: Magic350Z (1090 in chips)
chex4free: posts small blind 10
scgolfer: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to scgolfer [3c 3d]
Magic350Z said, "vnh"
Magic350Z: calls 20
mutiger96: folds
estebanAA: raises 40 to 60
patrickg said, "tx"
tigger111: folds
GamblorLA: folds
patrickg: calls 60
Jumprun: folds
chex4free: folds
scgolfer: calls 40
Magic350Z: calls 40
*** FLOP *** [3h Qh Qs]
scgolfer: checks
Magic350Z: bets 240
estebanAA: folds
patrickg: calls 240
scgolfer: folds
*** TURN *** [3h Qh Qs] [Ah]
Magic350Z: bets 790 and is all-in
patrickg: calls 790
*** RIVER *** [3h Qh Qs Ah] [5c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Magic350Z: shows [3s Kh] (two pair, Queens and Threes)
patrickg: shows [Jc Qc] (three of a kind, Queens)
patrickg collected 2310 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2310 | Rake 0
Board [3h Qh Qs Ah 5c]
Seat 1: mutiger96 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: estebanAA folded on the Flop
Seat 3: tigger111 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: GamblorLA folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: patrickg showed [Jc Qc] and won (2310) with three of a kind, Queens
Seat 6: Jumprun (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: chex4free (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: scgolfer (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 9: Magic350Z showed [3s Kh] and lost with two pair, Queens and Threes
Holy crap I cant play against Yoda!!
 
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Old 07-24-2005, 12:05 AM #2 (permalink)  
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HAHAHAHAHHAHA WTF!?
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Old 07-24-2005, 12:25 AM #3 (permalink)  
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My weiner dog knows to raise there!
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Old 07-24-2005, 01:15 AM #4 (permalink)  
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Rofl, did you ask her reasoning behind folding there?
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Old 07-24-2005, 01:47 AM #5 (permalink)  
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That's the funniest thing ever. LOL
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Old 07-24-2005, 02:29 AM #6 (permalink)  
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LOL, was she randomnly pressing the buttons
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Old 07-24-2005, 03:41 AM #7 (permalink)  
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her reasoning was probably that she thought someone had 3 queens and she didn't realize she had a full house. i'd rather have my wife fold a full house then call some huge bets all the way to the end with a hand like 10 high.

lol, funny stuff though.
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Old 07-24-2005, 04:10 AM #8 (permalink)  
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That really is funny.

Glad you shared that with us.

So how's sleeping on the couch working out for ya, now?
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Old 07-24-2005, 04:31 AM #9 (permalink)  
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Um the question is why isn't she in the shower with you.....
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Old 07-24-2005, 08:32 AM #10 (permalink)  
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Um the question is why isn't she in the shower with you.....
lol. Why'd you take a shower in the middle of a tourney?
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Old 07-24-2005, 10:21 AM #11 (permalink)  
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Um the question is why isn't she in the shower with you.....
You will know when you have been married for years

I am glad you shared this with us. I just woke up hangovered but this made me feel so much better
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Old 07-24-2005, 11:53 AM #12 (permalink)  
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 *hmm, ok she's playing pocket 3's*
*hmm, ok good no mistakes so far, called a good preflop raise*
*hey wow awesome she spiked a 3*
*OH GOD NO.... no :shudders:*
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Old 07-24-2005, 01:03 PM #13 (permalink)  
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Good question Muxy!
This is a true story. I'm not a paid actor. FTR does not guarantee any results. People can and do lose money when playing poker.
 
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Old 07-24-2005, 06:11 PM #14 (permalink)  
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Um the question is why isn't she in the shower with you.....
lol. Why'd you take a shower in the middle of a tourney?
LOL! I think that is the real question.
TylerK: its just gambling if i want to worry about money i'll go to work lol
 
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Old 07-24-2005, 06:22 PM #15 (permalink)  
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I don't think it was that bad of a fold. That call SCREAMED queens full...


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Old 07-24-2005, 06:25 PM #16 (permalink)  
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I don't think it was that bad of a fold. That call SCREAMED queens full...
ya he was repping q3.
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Old 07-24-2005, 06:31 PM #17 (permalink)  
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I don't think it was that bad of a fold. That call SCREAMED queens full...
That's right up there with "no, of course you don't look fat" or "even if I had the chance, I would never leave you for a 22-year-old cheerleader."
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Old 07-24-2005, 07:20 PM #18 (permalink)  
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You let her play with something else while you're in the shower, am i rite?

How did this not come to me earlier?

-'rilla
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Old 07-24-2005, 08:22 PM #19 (permalink)  
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You let her play with something else while you're in the shower, am i rite?

How did this not come to me earlier?

-'rilla
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Old 07-24-2005, 10:47 PM #20 (permalink)  
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Golfer your a liar!
I bet that was your night on percaset!

btw wtf you in the shower for? play poker stinky! plus u own a laptop while your in the shower take it in the bathroom and tell your wife to yell out your hands u tell her what to do! lol


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Old 07-25-2005, 11:38 PM #21 (permalink)  
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*** FLOP *** [3h Qh Qs]
scgolfer: checks
Magic350Z: bets 240
estebanAA: folds
patrickg: calls 240
scgolfer: folds [a flopped boat]

Hilarious.

Once I left my wife with the comp while I went to the bathroom. I was away for no longer than 2 minutes. I come back and I'm down to about 1/3 of the chips I left her with. She looks at me with embarrassed guilt so all I could do was laugh and tell her it was okay. I thought she knew better than to play K4o and bet out with BPGK.
I'll be a rootin' tootin' shootin' damn fool, protectin' my chips.
 
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Old 07-26-2005, 05:33 AM #22 (permalink)  
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*** FLOP *** [3h Qh Qs]
scgolfer: checks
Magic350Z: bets 240
estebanAA: folds
patrickg: calls 240
scgolfer: folds [a flopped boat]
Thank you for pointing that out.
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