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Old 08-13-2006, 03:20 PM     Post subject: why white people don't rap #1 (permalink)  
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I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.

Rule # 1: don't ask questions

Rule # 2: don't ask questions

I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
 
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Old 08-13-2006, 03:26 PM #2 (permalink)  
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all this time i thought you were a brotha... what a disappointment
 
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Old 08-13-2006, 03:28 PM #3 (permalink)  
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all this time i thought you were a brotha... what a disappointment
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Did you miss all the talk about my dad being an ex-Klan member and whatnot?
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.

Rule # 1: don't ask questions

Rule # 2: don't ask questions

I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
 
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Old 08-13-2006, 04:56 PM #4 (permalink)  
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Old 08-13-2006, 05:13 PM #5 (permalink)  

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Now THIS is why white people don't rap!
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Old 08-13-2006, 06:03 PM #6 (permalink)  
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Now THIS is why white people don't rap!
Damn, beat me to it, I thought this link was the reason for the thread title. Blain Hazen can have my babys.
If you wanna turn your daddy parts ORANGE eat some cheetos and watch some porn!

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Old 08-14-2006, 01:10 AM #7 (permalink)  
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This is a joke, right?
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Old 08-14-2006, 03:31 AM #8 (permalink)  
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Lol. Wow.

I remember watching this a while back and it's just as pathetic as it used to be.
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Old 08-14-2006, 03:40 AM #9 (permalink)  
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Old 08-14-2006, 03:51 AM #10 (permalink)  
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Old 08-14-2006, 11:16 AM #12 (permalink)  
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Are we forgetting the greatest rap performance ever?

Ninja! Ninja-Rap! Ninja! Ninja-Rap! Go ninja, go ninja, Go! Go ninja, go ninja, Go! Go go go go go!

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Old 08-14-2006, 09:48 PM #13 (permalink)  
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This is a joke, right?
Not a Joke at all, hes dead serious.....Blazin Hazen
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Old 08-14-2006, 11:14 PM #14 (permalink)  
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Holy shit, this thread hasn't been locked/deleted yet?? wtfirc?
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.

Rule # 1: don't ask questions

Rule # 2: don't ask questions

I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
 
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Old 08-14-2006, 11:17 PM #15 (permalink)  
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Everyone shut up, I have black friends.
It's not what's inside that counts. Have you seen what's inside?
Internal organs. And they're getting uglier by the minute.
 
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Old 08-14-2006, 11:38 PM #16 (permalink)  
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