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spoonitnow
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08-13-2006, 03:20 PM
Post subject: why white people don't rap
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Straight Flush
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<spoonNgrind> ni**a i'm on the grind like mike jones ya heard
<spoonNgrind> 
<MifoBonusRex> dont suck k?
<MifoBonusRex> 
<spoonNgrind> except for the being a fatass shitty rapper part
<spoonNgrind> well...
<spoonNgrind> i'm a pretty shitty rapper
<spoonNgrind> so...
* spoonNgrind is now known as spoonNrap
<spoonNrap> i'm a six figga ni**a
<spoonNrap> they call me spooni**a
<spoonNrap> i got more game than a playstation
<spoonNrap> and too much crack for a weigh station
<spoonNrap> five dolla - sucky sucky
<spoonNrap> i like to buttfuck my rubber ducky
<spoonNrap> see, i suck
* spoonNrap is now known as spoonNgrind
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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NewJack33
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all this time i thought you were a brotha... what a disappointment
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spoonitnow
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Straight Flush
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Originally Posted by NewJack33
all this time i thought you were a brotha... what a disappointment
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wtfracist
Did you miss all the talk about my dad being an ex-Klan member and whatnot?
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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Sykedupp
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Flush
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OMGINSTABANNIRCCOMMENTS
-Chris
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Originally Posted by soupie
That is the beauty of poker, it doesnt matter how they play, you can always devise the perfect defense and counterpunch hard.
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tonyj444
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Now THIS is why white people don't rap!
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BobbySalami
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Flush
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Originally Posted by tonyj444
Now THIS is why white people don't rap!
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Damn, beat me to it, I thought this link was the reason for the thread title. Blain Hazen can have my babys.
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If you wanna turn your daddy parts ORANGE eat some cheetos and watch some porn!
Currently sucking at life!
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thenonsequitur
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Full House
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Originally Posted by tonyj444
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This is a joke, right?
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Lukie
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4-of-a-Kind
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Lol. Wow.
I remember watching this a while back and it's just as pathetic as it used to be.
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jackvance
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This guy is goin' places!
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Sarcasm is your body's natural defense against stupidity
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givememyleg
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
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Jigga what?
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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Are we forgetting the greatest rap performance ever?
Ninja! Ninja-Rap! Ninja! Ninja-Rap! Go ninja, go ninja, Go! Go ninja, go ninja, Go! Go go go go go!
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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BobbySalami
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Originally Posted by thenonsequitur
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Originally Posted by tonyj444
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This is a joke, right?
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Not a Joke at all, hes dead serious.....Blazin Hazen
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If you wanna turn your daddy parts ORANGE eat some cheetos and watch some porn!
Currently sucking at life!
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spoonitnow
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Straight Flush
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Holy shit, this thread hasn't been locked/deleted yet?? wtfirc?
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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Rondavu
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Everyone shut up, I have black friends.
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It's not what's inside that counts. Have you seen what's inside?
Internal organs. And they're getting uglier by the minute.
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gabe
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Originally Posted by Rondavu
Everyone shut up, I have black friends.
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ha!
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