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kevster
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08-26-2008, 06:56 PM
Post subject: Why old people are great.....
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Full House
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.... they always speak their mind and don't care for etiquette, politeness or who they might offend.
It's the end of the Olympics and me and my father-in-law (he's 75) are looking at the medal table. He says "There's a lot of racism in America but almost all their medals are won by black people."
He then takes great pride in the fact that Team GB has finished ahead of Germany.
Bless.
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BennyLaRue
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08-26-2008, 07:09 PM
Post subject: Re: Why old people are great.....
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Full House
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Originally Posted by kevster
my father-in-law (he's 75)
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Wow, how old is your wife?
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OPL
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yeah children. old people and drunk people always speak the truth
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aka_red
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a old person tried to merge on top of me on the freeway. i almost died.
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[11:11] <+bikes> bitches love your face
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ATOTHEC101
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old people are hilarious, my grandparents definitely fell under the category of unintentionally racist. when my uncle married an asian my gran had a fucking shit fit.
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"This sure beats Super Mario Bros.!" is my ejaculation catch phrase.
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kevster
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08-27-2008, 07:42 AM
Post subject: Re: Why old people are great.....
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Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
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Originally Posted by kevster
my father-in-law (he's 75)
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Wow, how old is your wife? |
Chill, she's 33 - the youngest in her family - and I'm 34.
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kevster
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Originally Posted by ATOTHEC101
old people are hilarious, my grandparents definitely fell under the category of unintentionally racist. when my uncle married an asian my gran had a fucking shit fit.
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Similar thing happened on my wife's side of the family when her brother married an Indian. On hearing she was pregnant, my wife's granny said "oh, I do hope it isn't a brown baby".
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Galapogos
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yeah children. old people and drunk people always speak the truth
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And shit their pants.
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Originally Posted by sauce123
I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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spoonitnow
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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Flush
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The best thing about old people is Christmas time.
And watching them slip on the ice.
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HiLo
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08-31-2008, 01:09 PM
Post subject: Re: Why old people are great.....
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Originally Posted by kevster
and I'm 34.
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you should be ashamed of your avatar!!!
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Reidak
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I always wonder why old people walk slow and are so deliberate about the smallest things, I mean, when im old, i'll be running everywhere.
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mrhappy333
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many truths are spoken in Jest.
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3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
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wufwugy
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i kinda wish i was attracted to old chicks
because then it would be much easier for me to get married since i would know that i wouldnt lose sexual interest in her for the last half of our lives.
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mrhappy333
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Originally Posted by wufwugy
i kinda wish i was attracted to old chicks
because then it would be much easier for me to get married since i would know that i wouldnt lose sexual interest in her for the last half of our lives.
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well if she's old enough,it may not be a longtime. just make sure she is ritch!
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3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
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