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Toasty
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08-26-2004, 02:43 PM
Post subject: Who's Hot Who's Not ?
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4-of-a-Kind
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I appologise to the females of FTR in advance for this post. You can always run one for the men in poker
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Humphrind
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I think you are missing some of the hotties.
Cyndy Violette
Clonie Gowen
Adele Bruijn
Evelyn Ng
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I don't know what they have to say
It makes no difference anyway.
Whatever it is...
I'm against it.
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Humphrind
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Here's some help
Evelyn Ng
Jennifer Harmon
Annie Duke
Clonie Gowen
Cyndy Violette
Adele Bruijn
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I don't know what they have to say
It makes no difference anyway.
Whatever it is...
I'm against it.
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jmrogers7
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Without question, Clonie and Adele would win hands down. Jennifer has jowels. But there is something about Annie Duke when she's sitting at the poker table all haggard looking. She just looks dirty! 8-)
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lonnie
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I think Annie Duke would win out of that list if she would spend more than 5 minutes fixing herself up. Her hair is all frizzed out from the split ends. I guess she lives like a guy, which would make sense, since she is so into poker.
LOL at the jowels comment. I hope that girl never reads this post.
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BoondockSaint
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Yeah I say Annie Duke out of the few regulars. I just like her look. That chick from Maxim was the hottest of all of em I think but she just won some office tournament so isnt really known. She did place in the money though.
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Xianti
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Originally Posted by BoondockSaint
That chick from Maxim was the hottest of all of em
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Photo?
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Flush
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Originally Posted by BoondockSaint
Yeah I say Annie Duke out of the few regulars. I just like her look. That chick from Maxim was the hottest of all of em I think but she just won some office tournament so isnt really known. She did place in the money though.
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yeah she was hot
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Flush
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The Maxim girl's name is Erin Ness. Couldn't find anything on google though as to a photo of her.
But there is something about Annie Duke...
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If I had a hammer
I'd drop in the morning
I'd drop in the evening..
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michael1123
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Ugh, Annie Duke doesn't do anything for me. Clonie Gowen, Jennifer Harmon (cute, at least), and that chick from Maxim are the hottest in my opinion.
Shana deserves an honorable mention as being more hot than all of them combined, though, since she's related to poker.
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Fnord
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Fnord
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
OK whoever said that Annie Duke is hot needs to quit hanging around truck stops :P
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Ouch.
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Toasty
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LOL Ripper my thought's exactly, how anyone can put Annie Duke in front of Jennifer Harmon is beyond me. Everytime I see Annie Duke she looks like she has just finished a nights sleep on a park bench.
At least JH looks cute, AD I just can't see what other people see
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Poker is all about the long long long long long long long term . . .
Barney's back . . . back again . . .
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Xianti
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Oh man.
If any of these ladies happen to come by here, we're screwed.
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jmrogers7
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I still say there's something about Duke that makes her look like a dirty girl. Definitely not hot by any means but she looks like she'd tear you up!
As for Jennifer Harmon, how can anyone that has jowels like the cowardly lion be hot!? I don't get it.
Adele and Clonie all the way!
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Humphrind
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I'll trump jm. Adele and Clonie most of the way, but Evelyn's HOT!
Annie is cute, but I would be able to imagine her as my older sister, Annie doesn't show up in any sexual fantasies.
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I don't know what they have to say
It makes no difference anyway.
Whatever it is...
I'm against it.
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stuck
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Originally Posted by Humphrind
Annie is cute, but I would be able to imagine her as my older sister, Annie doesn't show up in any sexual fantasies. 
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Yeah, that's it, more or less.
Thankfully, fishstick's thong isn't a photo-choice
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I'd drop in the morning
I'd drop in the evening..
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lonnie
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Like I said, get her a makeover and a few nights of rest and Annie would be hot.
Jennifer Harmon looked ok to me until someone said jowels. Now she disgusts me.
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Toasty
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Originally Posted by lhoney2
Like I said, get her a makeover and a few nights of rest and Annie would be hot.
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Yeah leave her on that park bench for a few nights
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Poker is all about the long long long long long long long term . . .
Barney's back . . . back again . . .
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stuck
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Originally Posted by Toasty
Yeah leave her on that park bench for a few nights 
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Oh, come on, she's not that bad.
Besides, what's wrong with sleeping on park benches?
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If I had a hammer
I'd drop in the morning
I'd drop in the evening..
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lonnie
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I think everyone is forgetting

Now that is the hottest woman in poker.
I think she's a gambling addict though, I see her just about all the time.
She might be able to run through your cash faster than a cocaine habit, so be careful with her.
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michael1123
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Haha, she kind of looks like Clonie, though, who I do believe is easily the most attractive poker player.
Unless that's a bad picture of Adele, I don't see her as any competition for Clonie.
And sorry Fnord, but the girl in your picture looks like a trailer park mom.
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VeraN
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Erin Ness and Clonie
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lonnie
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umm...that is actually a picture of the Party Poker girl that sits in seat 2 I believe.
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Xianti
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...is still my favorite.
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Flush
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Evelyn all the way. Connie isn't shabby, Annie can look decent at times, and the Party Poker girl keeps popping up in my fantasies...oh crap, did I say that out loud?
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michael1123
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Originally Posted by lhoney2
umm...that is actually a picture of the Party Poker girl that sits in seat 2 I believe.
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Gee, really? I was just saying she looks a bit like Clonie.
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I would have to say I would go for Evelyn Ng... But that seat two girl from pp got it going on! You think I got a chance?
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Annie Duke could definately look good, if she wanted to. Clonie and Evelyn are definately the hottest big names. But I would like to see more of Erin Ness, poker or non-poker related.
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Is that guy still part of the forum??
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ArtHolmberg
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Originally Posted by rdu steve
Annie Duke could definately look good, if she wanted to. Clonie and Evelyn are definately the hottest big names. But I would like to see more of Erin Ness, poker or non-poker related. 
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Agreed!
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What about Huong Doan?
And Negreneau's girl is a hottie too. I wonder if she plays poker too.
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I'm all about Annie Duke. *Insert sexual poker joke here*
Damnit Annie Duke is definately a winner.
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this is probably one of the last posts of FTR because i almost guarantee this place is getting shut down if one of them sees this.... I think it would be a lot easier to tell if all the finalists on this forum were invited to the WPT's Strip Poker event
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Originally Posted by lineof7s
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I dont see annie duke as that type, I think evelyn is better
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I wanna change my vote, Erin Ness is definately the hottest, and Hoang Doun, and Evelyn Ng, and.... Whatever happened to beach volleyball, If good looking women start playing poker more, I'm not gonna stop playing except for Hockey Season (wishing, hoping, nope, probly not gonna be a season, thats fine, give Bert some time to sort things out so the Canucks can win the Cup they're destined for).
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7ape
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Sorry to go all Brit on ya, but can I add Vicky Coren to the list?
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Had to use google to find out who she is:

I've seen her a bit on Late Night Poker. Anyway ... no, you can't. She's a complete dog compared to Clonie, and she annoyed me on Late Night Poker ... much as the entire show does, actually.
Hell, even our own Melinda is more attractive than this girl.
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I wanna change my vote, Erin Ness is definately the hottest and Evelyn Ng
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I agree with this totally, I mean shit if I was at the WSOP table with Erin I try to get her number after she busted out...
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Man, you think those girls are hot? You should come to some of my poker games... 8-)
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7ape
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LoL!
Was gonna post a (far better) pic myself, but couldn't figure out how to do it. Have to say, that's just about the least flattering photo of her I've EVER seen, not v photogenic, looked much better in the series.
(and I happen to think Melinda's a fox, too...)
Out of interest, why did Late Night Poker annoy you? I can understand why VC did, she's not that strong a player. Would you change your mind about allowing her into the poll if I told you she once shot a hardcore porn movie?
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Toasty
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I can't even bring myself to watch Late night Poker anymore.
The commentators whispering does my head in!
The commentators(sp?) are crap!!! they never mention when someone has picked up a back door flush/straight (well apart from Barney Boatman).
The players hardly ever talk!
Half of the players come over as noobs!
I don't think you will pick up much watching late night poker, I think the razzle dazzle of the WPT has spoilt me.
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Poker is all about the long long long long long long long term . . .
Barney's back . . . back again . . .
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michael1123
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Haha, yeah, basically what Toasty said. The play isn't that good, the production values are so crappy compared to the WPT and WSOP, and the announcers and their whispering really annoys me.
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Originally Posted by michael1123
Had to use google to find out who she is:
I've seen her a bit on Late Night Poker. Anyway ... no, you can't. She's a complete dog compared to Clonie, and she annoyed me on Late Night Poker ... much as the entire show does, actually.
Hell, even our own Melinda is more attractive than this girl. 
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Not cute.
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Originally Posted by FyrFytr998
What about Huong Doan?
And Negreneau's girl is a hottie too. I wonder if she plays poker too.
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my god! something fyrfytr and i can agree on! and huong doan lives in san diego! her little victory dance when she wins a hand is very cute! 
and stuck, i heard the thong comment! 
clonnie: "did you see that guy playing in a thong? i don't know why but i'm strangely attracted to him!"
jennifer: "i know what you mean - he's hot!"
huong: "forget it - he's all mine!"
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i hate what i have become to escape what i hated being...
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7ape
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Heh, yeah, get what you're saying about the whispering. Bizarrely, on every other show he's commentated, Jesse May is ridiculously excitable, far too shouty and enthused about even the smallest of hands. Mebbe the producers of LNP made him sit in the same room as the players and commentate live? That way he HAD to whisper, or they'd have heard him announce their hands...
That said, it was kind of the other way for me - the WsoP coverage was (forgive me, US friends) typically American, all glitz and glamour and flashlights and mullet-rock guitar riffs leading in and out of every ad-break, constant DOGs obscuring your view of the action, and over-excitable commentators. I'd prefer something between the two, but LNP has finished now and isn't being commissioned for another series, so I guess I'm gonna have to live with WsoP style coverage from now on!
That said, I quite agree that when you cut through the gung-ho presentational bullsh!t, the WsoP is a FAR better game to watch... but when I started watching LNP, it was quite similar to the home games I was playing in style. Also, for whatever it's worth, it was watching LNP that got me into poker in the first place!
btw, the whole Vicky Coren thing was "kidding on the square". I think she's okay (not a great player though), guess I have more of an affection for her as she's a Brit player, a rare enough thing in itself, let alone a female Brit player... but like I said above, that photo is just about the least flattering pic I've ever seen! She looks a lot sweeter when she smiles, doesn't look so "jowelly" then... can recommend her book about the porno she made, pretty funny and insightful.
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7ape
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Dammit Fishstick.
I was right in the middle of a Clonie fantasy, and here you come with the thong again. Strangely though, I didn't run away. Hmmm, I may need some therapy.
Clonie, Clonie, Clonie!!!!!
Erin has a gargantuan head.
To quote Mike Meyers in "So I Married an Axe Murderer!): "She's got a huge melon!! It looks like a watermelon stuck on a toothpick!!"
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 ...is still my favorite.
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That's the one, far better than that Party Poker slapper
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