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04-12-2009, 08:56 PM
Post subject: Who ya got: Worst Holiday
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Easter, and it's not even close.
I'm supposed to care about the son of an imaginary overlord coming back from the dead? Either that or a giant bunny that hides eggs? Right.
(note: Sweetest day is not a holiday. Anyone who mentions sweetest day is lucky that I am not rilla and cannot strike/ban you)
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National coming out day.
Fathers all over the country get to spend all day wondering.
"Now where the fuck did I go wrong?"
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The older I get, the more I start wondering; Just what in the hell is going on here?
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yea Yom Kippur as a kid pretty much sucked, a day of fasting plus being in services for like 6+ hours and listening to the most boring hour-long sermon of your life was not cool.
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We're talking real American holiday's here. Not imaginary Jewish festivals.
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what about ridiculously impossible made up happenings?
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thanksgiving.
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what about ridiculously impossible made up happenings?
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oh yeah, that's why I don't like it, see OP
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thanksgiving.
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Thanksgiving is based on a true story
The food is better, and I get 2 days off work.
Ignoring the days off work it would probably be a distant 2nd to easter in my book.
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Originally Posted by will641
thanksgiving.
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Thanksgiving is based on a true story
The food is better, and I get 2 days off work.
Ignoring the days off work it would probably be a distant 2nd to easter in my book.
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wat? i was being sarcastic. it's without a doubt the best. xmas gets old with age. i'm not a big fan of smiling and pretending i like a bunch of crappy gifts from my relatives.
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04-12-2009, 11:41 PM
Post subject: Re: Who ya got: Worst Holiday
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Originally Posted by swiggidy
I'm supposed to care about the son of an imaginary overlord coming back from the dead?
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On paper, easter sounds way more awesome than, say, christmas. Betrayal, torture, death, awakening vs virgin birth? Then again at xmas there are gifts.
The best holiday is "sun day": on the first day the sun can be spotted from the principal's office, kids get the day off from school. (there's no sun from mid november to mid january)
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thanksgiving.
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Thanksgiving is based on a true story
The food is better, and I get 2 days off work.
Ignoring the days off work it would probably be a distant 2nd to easter in my book.
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wat? i was being sarcastic. it's without a doubt the best. xmas gets old with age. i'm not a big fan of smiling and pretending i like a bunch of crappy gifts from my relatives.
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you leveled me
I forgot to mention the football which easily makes it a top 5 holiday, I'm an idiot
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lol will i about filled my pants with bricks when you said thanksgiving.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday.
easter is terrible
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who the fuck reads the OP after the title?
also, thanksgiving=turkey, easter=ham
nuff said
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Halloween obv.
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Halloween obv.
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OMFG ban plz
top 3:
4th July
Thanksgiving (yes I dissed it earlier, epic lack of judgment)
Halloween
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I'm a fan of steak and a blowjob day
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Halloween obv.
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top 5 gtfo
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if you gais were in hare club for men you would paint your easter eggs and stfu.
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the only good thing jesus ever did was give south park material
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Easter sucks, hate X-mas now that im not 4 years old, Valentine's day sucks my ass, Labor day is also pretty pointless, and I hate the fact that it pretty much means the end of summer.
Fourth of July, Halloween (slutty costumes FTW), Thanksgiving, New Years, and St. Patty's are my Top 5.
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Fourth of July, Halloween (slutty costumes FTW), Thanksgiving, New Years, and St. Patty's are my Top 5.
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notice that 4/5 include getting tanked.
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Fourth of July, Halloween (slutty costumes FTW), Thanksgiving, New Years, and St. Patty's are my Top 5.
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notice that 4/5 include getting tanked.
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I recognize
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vday and new years suck if you're not dating or don't have a date with anyone
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thanksgiving is the best ever. then flag day obv. most stressful is easily christmas. i mean what the fuck do i buy my parents and my brother. and if i have a girlfriend at the time, holy shit
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do the right thing.
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Fourth of July, Halloween (slutty costumes FTW), Thanksgiving, New Years, and St. Patty's are my Top 5.
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notice that 4/5 include getting tanked.
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Why aren't you getting tanked on Halloween? Maybe you're doing it wrong.
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vday and new years suck if you're not dating or don't have a date with anyone
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Two easiest days of the year to get laid randomly, imo.
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Halloween obv.
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OMFG ban plz
top 3:
4th July
Thanksgiving (yes I dissed it earlier, epic lack of judgment)
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St Pattys day, bra. Day before my birthday makes it epic.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
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Fourth of July, Halloween (slutty costumes FTW), Thanksgiving, New Years, and St. Patty's are my Top 5.
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notice that 4/5 include getting tanked.
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Why aren't you getting tanked on Halloween? Maybe you're doing it wrong.
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i was talking about thanksgiving
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i was talking about thanksgiving
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You're def doing that wrong, then.
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Labor Day is cookout + drinking. It holds it's own (except for the end of summer thing).
X-mas I don't buy many presents so it's not so bad, IMO. I can see why someone would hate it.
V-day is super rad if you have gf who's not crazy. Just don't go out to eay. Use it as an excuse to get drunk on wine and fuck a lot.
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christmas sucks for me, i never get nothing, too poor
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The time I saw "Last Holiday" while flying on a Holiday
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Fourth of July, Halloween (slutty costumes FTW), Thanksgiving, New Years, and St. Patty's are my Top 5.
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notice that 4/5 include getting tanked.
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come on will...5/5
every holiday is a day to drink...
1. july 4th...drink to celebrate our independence
2. halloween....drink to celebrate sluts
3. thanksgiving....drink cuz we are thankful
4. st.patty's day....drink because we can
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u forgot new years, but thats ok. Ill assume u were drunk
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christmas sucks for me, i never get nothing, too poor
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christmas sucks for me, i never get nothing, too poor
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Damn, this freetroller actually mad me feel bad for him.
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You just got leveled. If he "never gets nothing" that means he allways gets something.
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oh and new years is always time to drink....
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