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Old 04-12-2009, 08:56 PM     Post subject: Who ya got: Worst Holiday #1 (permalink)  
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Easter, and it's not even close.

I'm supposed to care about the son of an imaginary overlord coming back from the dead? Either that or a giant bunny that hides eggs? Right.

(note: Sweetest day is not a holiday. Anyone who mentions sweetest day is lucky that I am not rilla and cannot strike/ban you)
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Old 04-12-2009, 09:17 PM #2 (permalink)  
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National coming out day.

Fathers all over the country get to spend all day wondering.

"Now where the fuck did I go wrong?"
The older I get, the more I start wondering; Just what in the hell is going on here?
 
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yea Yom Kippur as a kid pretty much sucked, a day of fasting plus being in services for like 6+ hours and listening to the most boring hour-long sermon of your life was not cool.
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We're talking real American holiday's here. Not imaginary Jewish festivals.
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what about ridiculously impossible made up happenings?
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what about ridiculously impossible made up happenings?
oh yeah, that's why I don't like it, see OP
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thanksgiving.
Thanksgiving is based on a true story

The food is better, and I get 2 days off work.

Ignoring the days off work it would probably be a distant 2nd to easter in my book.
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thanksgiving.
Thanksgiving is based on a true story

The food is better, and I get 2 days off work.

Ignoring the days off work it would probably be a distant 2nd to easter in my book.
wat? i was being sarcastic. it's without a doubt the best. xmas gets old with age. i'm not a big fan of smiling and pretending i like a bunch of crappy gifts from my relatives.
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Old 04-12-2009, 11:41 PM     Post subject: Re: Who ya got: Worst Holiday #11 (permalink)  
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I'm supposed to care about the son of an imaginary overlord coming back from the dead?
On paper, easter sounds way more awesome than, say, christmas. Betrayal, torture, death, awakening vs virgin birth? Then again at xmas there are gifts.

The best holiday is "sun day": on the first day the sun can be spotted from the principal's office, kids get the day off from school. (there's no sun from mid november to mid january)

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thanksgiving.
Thanksgiving is based on a true story

The food is better, and I get 2 days off work.

Ignoring the days off work it would probably be a distant 2nd to easter in my book.
wat? i was being sarcastic. it's without a doubt the best. xmas gets old with age. i'm not a big fan of smiling and pretending i like a bunch of crappy gifts from my relatives.
you leveled me

I forgot to mention the football which easily makes it a top 5 holiday, I'm an idiot
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Old 04-13-2009, 12:12 AM #13 (permalink)  
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lol will i about filled my pants with bricks when you said thanksgiving.

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Old 04-13-2009, 12:16 AM #14 (permalink)  
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Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday.

easter is terrible
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Old 04-13-2009, 01:40 AM #15 (permalink)  
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who the fuck reads the OP after the title?

also, thanksgiving=turkey, easter=ham

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Old 04-13-2009, 01:57 AM #16 (permalink)  
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Halloween obv.
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Halloween obv.
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top 3:
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Thanksgiving (yes I dissed it earlier, epic lack of judgment)
Halloween
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Old 04-13-2009, 02:19 AM #18 (permalink)  
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Easter sucks, hate X-mas now that im not 4 years old, Valentine's day sucks my ass, Labor day is also pretty pointless, and I hate the fact that it pretty much means the end of summer.

Fourth of July, Halloween (slutty costumes FTW), Thanksgiving, New Years, and St. Patty's are my Top 5.
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Fourth of July, Halloween (slutty costumes FTW), Thanksgiving, New Years, and St. Patty's are my Top 5.
notice that 4/5 include getting tanked.
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Fourth of July, Halloween (slutty costumes FTW), Thanksgiving, New Years, and St. Patty's are my Top 5.
notice that 4/5 include getting tanked.
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vday and new years suck if you're not dating or don't have a date with anyone
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i fail to see how nye sucks without a date.
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thanksgiving is the best ever. then flag day obv. most stressful is easily christmas. i mean what the fuck do i buy my parents and my brother. and if i have a girlfriend at the time, holy shit
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Fourth of July, Halloween (slutty costumes FTW), Thanksgiving, New Years, and St. Patty's are my Top 5.
notice that 4/5 include getting tanked.
Why aren't you getting tanked on Halloween? Maybe you're doing it wrong.
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Halloween obv.
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top 3:
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St Pattys day, bra. Day before my birthday makes it epic.

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Fourth of July, Halloween (slutty costumes FTW), Thanksgiving, New Years, and St. Patty's are my Top 5.
notice that 4/5 include getting tanked.
Why aren't you getting tanked on Halloween? Maybe you're doing it wrong.
i was talking about thanksgiving
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i was talking about thanksgiving
You're def doing that wrong, then.
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Labor Day is cookout + drinking. It holds it's own (except for the end of summer thing).

X-mas I don't buy many presents so it's not so bad, IMO. I can see why someone would hate it.

V-day is super rad if you have gf who's not crazy. Just don't go out to eay. Use it as an excuse to get drunk on wine and fuck a lot.
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Fourth of July, Halloween (slutty costumes FTW), Thanksgiving, New Years, and St. Patty's are my Top 5.
notice that 4/5 include getting tanked.
come on will...5/5
every holiday is a day to drink...
1. july 4th...drink to celebrate our independence
2. halloween....drink to celebrate sluts
3. thanksgiving....drink cuz we are thankful
4. st.patty's day....drink because we can
 
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You just got leveled. If he "never gets nothing" that means he allways gets something.
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