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Old 10-26-2007, 05:34 PM     Post subject: Who wants to bone Minnie Mouse? #1 (permalink)  
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I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.

Rule # 1: don't ask questions

Rule # 2: don't ask questions

I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
 
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Old 10-26-2007, 05:38 PM #2 (permalink)  
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Meh, not really. I can't stand plastic women.
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Old 10-26-2007, 05:40 PM #3 (permalink)  
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Meh, not really. I can't stand plastic women.
I can't imagine a need for that costume.

YEAH I WANT TO MAKE MINNIE MOUSE MY BITCH YEAH TAKE IT YOU FUCKING MOUSE BITCH.

Edit: I'M GONNA SHOVE IT IN YOUR TIGHT LITTLE MOUSY ASS.
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I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.

Rule # 1: don't ask questions

Rule # 2: don't ask questions

I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
 
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Old 10-26-2007, 05:50 PM #4 (permalink)  
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mehhh, Not really doing it for me!
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Old 10-26-2007, 05:52 PM #5 (permalink)  
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Well, since you put it that way, why not.
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Old 10-26-2007, 05:55 PM #6 (permalink)  
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looks pretty good to me

although i prefer a little more to my women
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Old 10-26-2007, 06:02 PM #7 (permalink)  
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Old 10-26-2007, 06:17 PM #8 (permalink)  
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For real I'd hit it but I wouldn't work too hard for it.
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I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.

Rule # 1: don't ask questions

Rule # 2: don't ask questions

I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
 
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Old 10-26-2007, 08:15 PM #9 (permalink)  
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Minnie Mouse no.
Leela from Futurama, hell yeah!

Oh wait, is this thread acually about real women?

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Old 10-26-2007, 08:38 PM #10 (permalink)  
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Minnie Mouse no.
Leela from Futurama, hell yeah!

Oh wait, is this thread acually about real women?
Sure, I'd fuck Leela.

Skullfucking her would be the ultimate imo.
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I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.

Rule # 1: don't ask questions

Rule # 2: don't ask questions

I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
 
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Old 10-27-2007, 06:18 AM #11 (permalink)  
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thanks I know what my wife is being next year


 
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Old 10-27-2007, 03:40 PM #12 (permalink)  
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The girl in that picture, obviously yes.
 
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Old 10-27-2007, 04:00 PM #13 (permalink)  
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i think she is very attractive, so yes

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Old 10-27-2007, 05:10 PM #14 (permalink)  
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Well I didn't really mean who would fuck the chick in the pic, but who wants to get a chick to dress up like Minnie Mouse.

Srsly wtf
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I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.

Rule # 1: don't ask questions

Rule # 2: don't ask questions

I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
 
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Old 10-27-2007, 05:16 PM #15 (permalink)  
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Old 10-27-2007, 08:56 PM #16 (permalink)  
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