who wants $500

[gabe]

heres the deal: headsup sngs are like crack and once i run bad iin a few i cant stop myself from playing a bunch.

currently, my sharkscope.com profit reads -4,975. if this ever changes (whether + or -) and you are first person in this thread to point it out, ill give you $500. these things involve too much luck and they are a waste of my time.

just bump this thread and take a screenshot of the sharkscope website and money is yours.

[Jack Sawyer]

you're on, gabe

[lolzzz_321]

still waiting on the 400 u owe me!

[dalecooper]

Level?

[will641]

how often do you play the sng's?

[gabe]

whenever im stuck i look for the 2k/5k ones to run

[Lukie]

these threads are so dumb. if u dont wanna play, dont play. if u post a disclaimer bc u want to play a fish then i am going to go on life tilt.

nice thinly veiled brag fwiw

[Lukie]

and basically you worded everything in such a way that u can't even play friendly low stakes sng's, like the hu o/8 ones we used to play for 100 or 200

[gabe]

these threads are so dumb. if u dont wanna play, dont play.

if you dont want to be an idiot, dont be an idiot

[gabe]

see lukie, thats harder than it sounds

[mcatdog]

they really are a waste of time and I'm also a decent loser on Sharkscope thanks to them

high five gabe

[gabe]

yea im down 40k on fulltilt playing them

[will641]

yea im down 40k on fulltilt playing them

good lord.

[Lukie]

these threads are so dumb. if u dont wanna play, dont play.

if you dont want to be an idiot, dont be an idiot

good point

[will641]

so whats on the table if you break even on full tilt? and whats your screen name on ftp?

[gabe]

i would like to have some deterrent in place but i cant give out my full tilt screenname now that im playing there alot. im trying to see what its like at the tables without having a bad image.

[lolzzz_321]

pay me $400 to keep your ftp name secret

[vqc]

pay me $300 to keep the location of Trip's body a secret?

[kevster]

Christ! I'm blind. Do you wake up every morning and thank your lucky stars Vincent?

[SaulPaul]

cheat!!!



i think this still counts tho

[vaks]

^^

i just tried and got same response as saulpaul

[vqc]

Christ! I'm blind. Do you wake up every morning and thank your lucky stars Vincent?

Que

[lolzzz_321]

i think he likes margaret

[badgers]

thread got interesting

[vqc]

i think he likes margaret

Seriously, the first thing that went through my head was:
"i'm lucky because kevster knows Triptanes is an assassin and I threatened to kill trip and Trip hasn't killed me yet"
I kid you not.

I thank my lucky stars before I sleep because I'm too groggy to thank them when I wake up.

[bode]

vqc wtf are you doing up at 4 in the morning?

[vqc]

vqc wtf are you doing up at 4 in the morning?

law school finals week(s)
I bombed my first three.
So I decided to go back to my old study strategy.

[lolzzz_321]

he is always up now

[vqc]

he is always up now

why are you up?

[lolzzz_321]

my schools out and my sleep schedule is jacked up

[vqc]

my schools out and my sleep schedule is jacked up

has your mother re-owned you for going back to school? Did you miss it? Are we successfully hijacking the thread?

[lolzzz_321]

yes, it is ok i got straight A s this semester but i don t rly feel like i accomplished anything and i had some kind of hard classes... so i am a psychological fuckup some how prbly, yes we are hijacking it well!

when u say u bombed tests is that like a B?

[vqc]

yes, it is ok i got straight A s this semester but i don t rly feel like i accomplished anything and i had some kind of hard classes... so i am a psychological fuckup some how prbly, yes we are hijacking it well!

when u say u bombed tests is that like a B?

My LS is bell curved around a 3.2. If I want a baller job and move to San Diego permanently, I can't get a 3.2.

By bombed I mean "the professor asked me to write about something and I didn't."

[lolzzz_321]

haha, you should of at least wrote a joke to make them laugh!

[vqc]

haha, you should of at least wrote a joke to make them laugh!

Property: Removing Dower isn't a taking under the 5th amendment, because women don't have an investment backed expectation for getting land when they marry a guy.

I thought it was hilarious when I wrote it during the test.

[lolzzz_321]

oh, is that like ending women's suffrage?

[vqc]

oh, is that like ending women's suffrage?

Pretty much, if possessing land is a pre-requisite to voting.

[lolzzz_321]

ok, let me thnk about that, im gonna go lay down, but you cannot lay down or iwill assassinate you, maybe

[bode]

so who thinks gabe was tilted last night and played a bunch of 5k HU sngs?

[a500lbgorilla]

I know he did, he owes me 500

[Warpe]

I got a screenshot from FTP. Just need to confirm the SN.

[SaulPaul]

cheat!!!



i think this still counts tho Smile

[gabe]

ok saulpaul i owe you $500

[gabe]

i lost a 300 and a 500 last night, which is no huge deal but i was like fk this im gonna block my stats and just send someone $100

but now that i woke up i dont really care so ill pay up, but i guess the bounty is off since i tiltblocked my stats and im not sure if i can undo it

[Warpe]

were you playing around 5 am?

[a500lbgorilla]

pay me plz, thx

It's also sad that these things never deter anyone. They just announce to people that you're struggling/tilting and will only make you tilt harder when you get caught.

[gabe]

yea, 5am.

rilla, i disagree.

[a500lbgorilla]

you think it could have deterred you?

[Pythonic]

LOL

[a500lbgorilla]

I know it wouldn't have stopped me. When the mood strikes, I would just play the biggest sng available and pretend the 500 was absorbed in the rake.

[Warpe]

yea, 5am.

your SN is safe with me {ship to Warpe on FTP}

jk

[Pythonic]

I saw that he had removed himself from sharkscope early this morning but figured the bounty was off so I didn't bother posting the screenshot. Oh well, live and learn.

[b-rabbit]

gabe went home with a girl last night. how did you end up playing poker?

[SaulPaul]

w00t w00t!

can actually afford xbox and gta now

[badgers]

lol amazing thread

wp gabe

[lolzzz_321]

plz buy my extra copy of GTA, its unopened! I preordered it then forgot I did and bought one the day it came out.

[bode]

plz buy my extra copy of GTA, its unopened! I preordered it then forgot I did and bought one the day it came out.

why dont you just take it back with the receipt of the one you bought in a store?

[Galapogos]

plz buy my extra copy of GTA, its unopened! I preordered it then forgot I did and bought one the day it came out.

How did you forget? Wasn't it you two days before it was released bragging about having the sense of mind to preorder a copy?

[SaulPaul]

gabe gone silent

[bigspenda73]

chill out he isn't going to stiff you

[badgers]

^^ That.

[lolzzz_321]

i have a bad short term memory, and i don't keep receipts!

[a500lbgorilla]

so we're agreed. If gabe buys Trip's extra copy of GTAIV then all debts are settled.

[lolzzz_321]

if anyone sends me $60 on some site i will ship it to them

[vaks]

I also have a brand new xbox 360 controller, I just opened it out of the box and used it for like 3 hours before xbox died and i had to send it back... so ill sell u a good controller for like 45$ shipped...

[dalecooper]

Hey Trip - it's sealed, right? Just take it to Target and say you're returning it and you lost your receipt. Target is very generous in their return policy.

[Lukie]

these threads are so dumb. if u dont wanna play, dont play.

if you dont want to be an idiot, dont be an idiot

ahhh the irony

[Lukie]

ps. people almost always use irony in the wrong context so i don't feel too bad about doing it either

[lolzzz_321]

Hey Trip - it's sealed, right? Just take it to Target and say you're returning it and you lost your receipt. Target is very generous in their return policy.

I used to work there and found the opposite, I'll try walmart I guess

[gabe]

chill out he isn't going to stiff you

yea seriously wtf

[SaulPaul]

sorry that was a bit douchey!
after trying to explain to my mates at the pub that sum1 of the internet was going to pay me $500 for this, they basically convinced me it was never gonna happen, guess i got a little drunk and impatient

[2_Thumbs_Up]

ps. people almost always use irony in the wrong context so i don't feel too bad about doing it either

it used to annoy me so much but i've gotten used to it as well.

[pankfish]

Why do you guys always make us do stuff for the money. BS

[flomo]

we should do stuff for hand jobs

[wufwugy]

hello, my name is gabe. i will give you money if you catch me doing this. oh, looks like i just did it. here's your money.