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Old 05-10-2008, 09:02 AM     Post subject: who wants $500 #1 (permalink)  
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heres the deal: headsup sngs are like crack and once i run bad iin a few i cant stop myself from playing a bunch.

currently, my sharkscope.com profit reads -4,975. if this ever changes (whether + or -) and you are first person in this thread to point it out, ill give you $500. these things involve too much luck and they are a waste of my time.

just bump this thread and take a screenshot of the sharkscope website and money is yours.
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Old 05-10-2008, 09:17 AM #2 (permalink)  
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Old 05-10-2008, 04:04 PM #5 (permalink)  
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how often do you play the sng's?
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whenever im stuck i look for the 2k/5k ones to run
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Old 05-10-2008, 05:03 PM #7 (permalink)  
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these threads are so dumb. if u dont wanna play, dont play. if u post a disclaimer bc u want to play a fish then i am going to go on life tilt.

nice thinly veiled brag fwiw
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and basically you worded everything in such a way that u can't even play friendly low stakes sng's, like the hu o/8 ones we used to play for 100 or 200
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these threads are so dumb. if u dont wanna play, dont play.
if you dont want to be an idiot, dont be an idiot
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see lukie, thats harder than it sounds
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they really are a waste of time and I'm also a decent loser on Sharkscope thanks to them

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yea im down 40k on fulltilt playing them
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Old 05-10-2008, 07:24 PM #13 (permalink)  
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these threads are so dumb. if u dont wanna play, dont play.
if you dont want to be an idiot, dont be an idiot
good point
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Old 05-10-2008, 07:28 PM #15 (permalink)  
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so whats on the table if you break even on full tilt? and whats your screen name on ftp?
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Old 05-10-2008, 07:41 PM #16 (permalink)  
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i would like to have some deterrent in place but i cant give out my full tilt screenname now that im playing there alot. im trying to see what its like at the tables without having a bad image.
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Old 05-10-2008, 08:28 PM #17 (permalink)  
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pay me $400 to keep your ftp name secret
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Old 05-11-2008, 12:23 AM #18 (permalink)  
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pay me $300 to keep the location of Trip's body a secret?
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Old 05-11-2008, 12:28 AM #19 (permalink)  
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Old 05-13-2008, 09:02 AM #20 (permalink)  
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i think this still counts tho
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Old 05-13-2008, 09:41 AM #21 (permalink)  
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^^

i just tried and got same response as saulpaul
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i think he likes margaret
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Old 05-13-2008, 10:24 AM #24 (permalink)  
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thread got interesting
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i think he likes margaret
Seriously, the first thing that went through my head was:
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I kid you not.

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Old 05-13-2008, 10:49 AM #26 (permalink)  
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Old 05-13-2008, 10:51 AM #27 (permalink)  
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vqc wtf are you doing up at 4 in the morning?
law school finals week(s)
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Old 05-13-2008, 10:51 AM #28 (permalink)  
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he is always up now
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Old 05-13-2008, 10:55 AM #30 (permalink)  
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my schools out and my sleep schedule is jacked up
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my schools out and my sleep schedule is jacked up
has your mother re-owned you for going back to school? Did you miss it? Are we successfully hijacking the thread?
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Old 05-13-2008, 11:03 AM #32 (permalink)  
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yes, it is ok i got straight A s this semester but i don t rly feel like i accomplished anything and i had some kind of hard classes... so i am a psychological fuckup some how prbly, yes we are hijacking it well!

when u say u bombed tests is that like a B?
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yes, it is ok i got straight A s this semester but i don t rly feel like i accomplished anything and i had some kind of hard classes... so i am a psychological fuckup some how prbly, yes we are hijacking it well!

when u say u bombed tests is that like a B?
My LS is bell curved around a 3.2. If I want a baller job and move to San Diego permanently, I can't get a 3.2.

By bombed I mean "the professor asked me to write about something and I didn't."
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Old 05-13-2008, 11:11 AM #34 (permalink)  
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haha, you should of at least wrote a joke to make them laugh!
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haha, you should of at least wrote a joke to make them laugh!
Property: Removing Dower isn't a taking under the 5th amendment, because women don't have an investment backed expectation for getting land when they marry a guy.

I thought it was hilarious when I wrote it during the test.
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Old 05-13-2008, 11:24 AM #36 (permalink)  
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oh, is that like ending women's suffrage?
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oh, is that like ending women's suffrage?
Pretty much, if possessing land is a pre-requisite to voting.
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Old 05-13-2008, 11:34 AM #38 (permalink)  
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ok, let me thnk about that, im gonna go lay down, but you cannot lay down or iwill assassinate you, maybe
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so who thinks gabe was tilted last night and played a bunch of 5k HU sngs?
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Old 05-13-2008, 12:46 PM #40 (permalink)  
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I know he did, he owes me 500

Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
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Old 05-13-2008, 01:39 PM #41 (permalink)  
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ok saulpaul i owe you $500
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i lost a 300 and a 500 last night, which is no huge deal but i was like fk this im gonna block my stats and just send someone $100

but now that i woke up i dont really care so ill pay up, but i guess the bounty is off since i tiltblocked my stats and im not sure if i can undo it
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pay me plz, thx

It's also sad that these things never deter anyone. They just announce to people that you're struggling/tilting and will only make you tilt harder when you get caught.

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yea, 5am.

rilla, i disagree.
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you think it could have deterred you?

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Old 05-13-2008, 04:27 PM #49 (permalink)  
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I know it wouldn't have stopped me. When the mood strikes, I would just play the biggest sng available and pretend the 500 was absorbed in the rake.

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