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vqc
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11-28-2005, 06:29 AM
Post subject: Who is more Asian? VQC vs. CourtieBee
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Straight Flush
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WHO?!
Not mike jones.
I hate that purple drink.
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donkbee
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WELP
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um. way to spell my name wrong vq. unneccessary capitalizations are sooo uncool.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Fnord
Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.
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vqc
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Straight Flush
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FIXED yOU ASIAN!
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Trikflow77
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Full House
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Location: im so asian
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i bet vqc has a smaller penis.......
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donkbee
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WELP
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I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU VOTED FOR ME I HATE YOU!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Fnord
Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.
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Demiparadigm
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4-of-a-Kind
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There are no asians from Cananadadadadada.....
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To win in poker you only need to be one step ahead of your opponents. Two steps may be detrimental.
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Trikflow77
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Full House
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Location: im so asian
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Originally Posted by Demiparadigm
There are no asians from Cananadadadadada.....
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but there is camel toe...................
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vqc
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Straight Flush
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she won the pageant didnt she.
camel toe cant lose.
except to maybe superior camel toe.
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AHiltz
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4-of-a-Kind
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Originally Posted by vqc
she won the pageant didnt she.
camel toe cant lose.
except to maybe superior camel toe.
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Nope, the year after the Canadian from Russia won.
Mmmmmmmmmm, camel toe
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Fnord
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Moderator
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I ruv pray poka
I frop a crub frush
Ace King NO G00T!
GIVE ME A DEUCE!
...and other such classics heard at any West Coast gaming establishment.
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lolzzz_321
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NO YOU
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VQ hails from China
where do you hail from Gee?
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ThelVlaster
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Straight
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You call me its aw ova baby
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boost
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Full House
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by Trikflow77
i bet vqc has a smaller penis....... 
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clearly hes the asianest
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boost
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Full House
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but I dont see where I can vote for this guy
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Straight
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Who is more black? ake [14] or boostnslide [6]
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Aceofone
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Flush
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In all fairness, Courtiebee is from 'Hongcouver' and VQC is from... somewhere else.
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donkbee
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WELP
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are you in vancouver too? let's meet and after 2 min of talking to me, you'll know that there's no way in hell i'm more asian than vq is!!!!!!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Fnord
Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.
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vqc
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Straight Flush
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i can play the drums.
i winner.
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donkbee
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WELP
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Location: so close but so far
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i bet i skate better than you. on a skateboard ...
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Fnord
Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.
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Miffed22001
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Straight Flush
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Its quite obvious you are both noodles!
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Straight
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Clearly this matter can only be solved in one way..
A kung-fu deathmatch - may the best azn win
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lolzzz_321
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NO YOU
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It's the azn nigga fuck the rest
Dallas to New York jigga, we the best
Vietnam to Japan to Mongolia
Philippines to Taiwan to Cambodia
Korea, ah ah, hometown China
who you got, huh?
you got shit nigga, feel the size
it's the A-Z-N better recognize
got rice, bitch? got rice?
got food, got soup, got spice?
got brains like us? got skills like us?
got cars? got clothes? got girls like us?
wassup we the shit and we kill ya'll fools
we got money in the bank from our family jewels
can we help it if we raid and corrupt the schools?
it don't matter fuck the law shit we break the rules
we jack cars, pop games, yo we got the tools
flip it up, break it down then we shoot some pool,
you fuck with me, you fuck with all bitch, don't think it's cool
one on one fuck that it's three on one no duels
got rice bitch? got rice?
anything you can show that is nice?
got cash,got moves, got thoughts like us?
Fuck no, Hell you white you'll never be like us
Take off your shoes when you enter please
or Crawl around on the floor with your fucking knees
don't mind the smell you'll get used to it
moth balls, fried squid, and that buddha shit
what the hell is that you think i don't see
no forks in the house chops sticks only
have a taste don't be scared try the lemon tea
you don't want thats alright try the fuck on me
Got rice bitch, got rice?
Got luck anytime you roll the dice?
your luck is bad unless you run and hide,
coz we're thugs for life baby, Asian Pride...
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vqc
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Straight Flush
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im assuming that came off the top of ur head right trip?
straight from memorization...
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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,bitch
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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daluchy
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Full House
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Does anyone have the Got Rice? animation music video handy? I haven't seen that in awhile...
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pulling a courtiebee pŏŏl-ĭng ā kôrt-ē-bē (verb phrase):
1. overvaluing mid pocket pairs
2. knowing you should fold, but donkishly calling or raising anyway
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dalecooper
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4-of-a-Kind
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Why am I not in this poll? (Indiana is part of Asia, right?)
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PokerPatNEU
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Full House
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I'm the most caucasian. Vote for me.
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dalecooper
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4-of-a-Kind
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I'm the most cockasian. Also the most mature.
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