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And why is he fucking retarded
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I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
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I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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showboat lou is like a less retrained Triptanes
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i think he's funny
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i think he's funny
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I thought we were not supposed to personally attack people here?
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I thought we were not supposed to personally attack people here?
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Yeah and you're not supposed to fuck fat chicks either. Shows how much I care about that.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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(spoons girlfriend is fat, in case you missed the reference)
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I thought we were not supposed to personally attack people here?
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He's not a person, he's a troll.
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He's not a person, he's a troll. |
who's that girl swiggidy?
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My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...
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Hey, I'm in a movie!
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He's not a person, he's a troll. |
who's that girl swiggidy? |
kinda looks like that chick whos supposed to play condaleeza rice in that oliver stone movie 'W'. forget her name though.
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Originally Posted by euphoricism
(spoons girlfriend is fat, in case you missed the reference)
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If you think 4'11" and 90 lbs is fat, then yeah sure.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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Thanks guys, I have no idea who she is. Found her through spenda's links in lukies workout thread.
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If you think 5'9" and 390 lbs is fat, then yeah sure.
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If you think 4'11" and 90 lbs, 12 years old, and my niece is fat, then yeah sure.
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FYFYP
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If you think 4'11" and 90 lbs, 12 years old, and my niece is fat, then yeah sure.
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FYFYP |
To avoid any Chris Hansen action, I'd like to state for the record that she's 20.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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just joking around with ya...I know
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Originally Posted by spoonitnow
If you think 4'11" and 90 lbs, 12 years old, and my niece is fat, then yeah sure.
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To avoid any Chris Hansen action, I'd like to state for the record that she's 20. |
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, Classic Spoony. <3<3<3
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just joking around with ya...I know
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And I'm joking back =P
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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showboat lou is like a less retrained Triptanes
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I concur. Triptanes, circa 2004.
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Originally Posted by euphoricism
(spoons girlfriend is fat, in case you missed the reference)
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If you think 4'11" and 90 lbs is fat, then yeah sure. |
Wow, that's boney!
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(spoons girlfriend is fat, in case you missed the reference)
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If you think 4'11" and 90 lbs is fat, then yeah sure. |
Worse than fat IMO, that is disgustingly boney! |
thats not necessarily true. shes 4'11". that is pretty damn short. if she were tall i would for sure agree. also he might be exaggerating.
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(spoons girlfriend is fat, in case you missed the reference)
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If you think 4'11" and 90 lbs is fat, then yeah sure. |
Worse than fat IMO, that is disgustingly boney! |
Instead of going with my initial response of "You're a fucking idiot," I've decided to instead note that those measurements are not boney.
Also I'm not exaggerating, those are her true measurements +/- 2 lbs.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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pics?
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Cash Rules Everything Around Me.
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She's sitting on my knee so that our heads are at similar heights.
Edit: I hate black and white pictures. She's a redhead with blue eyes and fair skin. I'm a mexican.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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She's sitting on my knee so that our heads are at similar heights.
Edit: I hate black and white pictures. She's a redhead with blue eyes and fair skin. I'm Korean .
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FYP.
Let me be the first to say id fuck her ugly sister.
Nice job Spoon.
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I guarantee that you can see hip bones at that weight. If you like them small and tiny then that's your choice.
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I guarantee that you can see hip bones at that weight. If you like them small and tiny then that's your choice.
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I'm very close to reverting to my original "You're a fucking idiot."
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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If you like them small and tiny then that's your choice.
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Not sure I like the other option
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Oh yea, and in reference to the OP and title
http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...mber17058.html
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I guarantee that you can see hip bones at that weight. If you like them small and tiny then that's your choice.
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I'm very close to reverting to my original "You're a fucking idiot." |
Sorry man, I am in a bad mood and edited my first post right after I submitted it but it was already quoted. Anyways, I hope I didn't offend ya. But damn, 4'11 is super small. Does she make you reach for all the stuff in the top counters?
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tiny chicks are hawt
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I guarantee that you can see hip bones at that weight. If you like them small and tiny then that's your choice.
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I'm very close to reverting to my original "You're a fucking idiot." |
Sorry man, I am in a bad mood and edited my first post right after I submitted it but it was already quoted. Anyways, I hope I didn't offend ya. But damn, 4'11 is super small. Does she make you reach for all the stuff in the top counters? |
Np. Where's your buddy Chopper?
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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I guarantee that you can see hip bones at that weight. If you like them small and tiny then that's your choice.
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I'm very close to reverting to my original "You're a fucking idiot." |
Sorry man, I am in a bad mood and edited my first post right after I submitted it but it was already quoted. Anyways, I hope I didn't offend ya. But damn, 4'11 is super small. Does she make you reach for all the stuff in the top counters? |
Np. Where's your buddy Chopper? |
Busy mowing lawns probably.
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Busy mowing lawns probably.
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What a coincidence, i just mowed Spoon's mom's lawn...lol...owned.
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I guarantee that you can see hip bones at that weight. If you like them small and tiny then that's your choice.
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I'm very close to reverting to my original "You're a fucking idiot." |
Sorry man, I am in a bad mood and edited my first post right after I submitted it but it was already quoted. Anyways, I hope I didn't offend ya. But damn, 4'11 is super small. Does she make you reach for all the stuff in the top counters? |
Np. Where's your buddy Chopper? |
Busy mowing lawns probably. |
Oh I thought he was the jackvance of 25nl or something.
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Busy mowing lawns probably.
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What a coincidence, i just mowed Spoon's mom's lawn...lol...owned. |
You're my friend.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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You're my friend.
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Thanks Spoon, that means a lot to me. <3
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I miss showboatlou already 
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I miss Kpederson
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3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
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You're my friend.
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Thanks Spoon, that means a lot to me. <3 |
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