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Old 12-01-2009, 09:18 PM     Post subject: who can come up with the best caption? #1 (permalink)  
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these are some people i know, just wanted a really good caption for it. either demotivational style or fail style or both.

http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos..._1197241_n.jpg
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Old 12-01-2009, 09:22 PM #2 (permalink)  
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Old 12-01-2009, 09:54 PM #4 (permalink)  
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Old 12-01-2009, 09:58 PM #5 (permalink)  
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judging by the look on the chicks face on the right, it almost seems as if she knows whats up.
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Old 12-01-2009, 11:12 PM #7 (permalink)  
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Old 12-01-2009, 11:47 PM #9 (permalink)  
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Old 12-02-2009, 01:39 AM #12 (permalink)  
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Cute short summer dress: $125

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this is great. how would i go about putting that in the pic?
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Old 12-02-2009, 01:45 AM #13 (permalink)  
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Cute short summer dress: $125

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Having your tampon string dangling out of your crotch in a picture soon to be hosted across the internet: PRICELESS.
this is great. how would i go about putting that in the pic?
there are demotivational poster templates online that will add the text and host for you. Also you could just use mspaint, photoshop. I was actually going to do it, but was overcome by a wave of lethargy.
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Old 12-02-2009, 02:53 AM #15 (permalink)  
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Old 12-02-2009, 08:48 AM #16 (permalink)  
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Old 12-02-2009, 07:00 PM #17 (permalink)  
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this is the best photo editor i've found. u can do lots of shit with this, but i haven't yet figured out how to add space for the priceless text

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Old 12-03-2009, 12:03 PM #18 (permalink)  
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Old 12-03-2009, 04:15 PM #19 (permalink)  
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can anyone help me out with boosts line? im having colossal failures with it.
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Old 12-03-2009, 04:38 PM #20 (permalink)  
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can anyone help me out with boosts line? im having colossal failures with it.
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Old 12-03-2009, 05:42 PM #21 (permalink)  
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Old 12-03-2009, 08:25 PM #22 (permalink)  
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nh, I think we should put all the writing at the top of the pic though and then at the bottom make 'priceless' really big.
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Old 12-03-2009, 08:27 PM #23 (permalink)  
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If you want to seriously increase their internet fame, I know a site that hosts hundreds of these priceless pics...
 
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Old 12-03-2009, 10:08 PM #24 (permalink)  
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Old 12-05-2009, 05:50 PM #27 (permalink)  
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Didn't feel like messing around with that big block of text too much.

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