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will641
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02-03-2008, 06:16 AM
Post subject: Who believes in Smurf conspiracies? lol.
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As some of you might know I am not big on conspiracy theories. However, this one I can not resist. Half of me believes it, and the other half wants to believe it because it's funny.
The Smurf's are considered by some to be pro-communist propaganda. When you look at some of the underlying facts of the show, there is some decent evidence. Here is what I have observed that is viable, or close to viable and a couple of things I picked up from websites:
-In the show, every smurf wears white pants and hat, and is blue, except Papa Smurf (the leader) who wears red pants and hat. This indicates that the leader is different than the workers, as in all commi societies. Also, what is the color of the commi flag my friends? RED!
-They are all viewed to have equal value in their village. You have the angry smurf, the smart smurf, the doctor smurf, the lady smurf, the farmer smurf, the tailor smurf, etc.
- They believe that they live in a Utopia, where the only thing they fear, is the evil Gargamel, who represents capitalism.
- This is debatable, but Papa Smurf looks a lot like Karl Marx, one of the founding fathers of communism.
- this is more circumstantial evidence, but I'm going to throw it out there anyways. The author of "The Smurfs" was born and raised in Europe during the Communist/Nazi reign.
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lol honestly i wouldn't be surprised
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In the show, every smurf wears white pants and hat, and is blue, except Papa Smurf (the leader) who wears red pants and hat. This indicates that the leader is different than the workers, as in all commi societies.
While true in reality, in a propaganda film the specific aim would be to show the equality of all in a communist society so this in fact proves it can't be communist propaganda.
The author of "The Smurfs" was born and raised in Europe during the Communist/Nazi reign
Hang on a sec - *I* was born and raised in Europe during the Communist reign! And my father during the Nazi reign! What does that make me?? (answer: you already know I'm a filthy kneejerk pinko lib'rul)
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you need to add lol to the poll
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Growing up I couldn't watch the Smurfs, because they were Demonized, gg religion.
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3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
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will641
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Originally Posted by biondino
The author of "The Smurfs" was born and raised in Europe during the Communist/Nazi reign
Hang on a sec - *I* was born and raised in Europe during the Communist reign! And my father during the Nazi reign! What does that make me?? (answer: you already know I'm a filthy kneejerk pinko lib'rul)
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i dont actually think that anyone born in that era in europe was a commi. i was just throwing it out there that its much easier to be influenced back then.
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First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?
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Originally Posted by Triptanes
First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?
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Im pretty sure in lieu of sexual organs they just all pop lots of ex and have petting orgies.
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