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jmrogers7
Old 08-27-2004, 07:01 PM     Post subject: Wherefore art thou, fishstick? #1 (permalink)  
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Is it me or have we been fishstick-less the last 2 days?

Hopefully a wave didn't gobble him up!
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Old 08-28-2004, 03:51 AM #2 (permalink)  
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Hopefully not getting a Brazillian wax that thong pic
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Old 08-28-2004, 03:58 AM #3 (permalink)  
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Actually, if he's going to do the thong pic, I'd MUCH RATHER he waxes.
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Old 08-28-2004, 09:23 AM #4 (permalink)  
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He's having a bad run

So he's probably surfing it up and playing volleyball . . .
Poker is all about the long long long long long long long term . . .
Barney's back . . . back again . . .
 
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Old 08-28-2004, 04:39 PM #5 (permalink)  
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Actually, if he's going to do the thong pic, I'd MUCH RATHER he waxes.
Very true!
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Old 08-28-2004, 05:46 PM #6 (permalink)  
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fishstick ran out of tartar sauce
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Old 08-28-2004, 06:00 PM #7 (permalink)  
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fishstick ran out of tartar sauce
lol, I knew somebody was going to say that,
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Old 08-30-2004, 06:42 PM #8 (permalink)  
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thongs and tartar sauce? i leave for a couple of days, and the classy-ness i've worked so hard to instill here goes right down the toilet!

well, i've been on holibobs since last thursday visiting the in-laws. it was good to take a few days off from playing. i did some reading and thinking, and am ready to turn this dark period into a happy time.

also, last wednesday (the day before holibobs), i broke my ankle playing volleyball. i was at the net, and the other team set it too close to the net (within my monkey reach) and as the other guy tried to spike it, i stuffed it back down on their side of the court. unfortunately, i came down on the side of my right foot, we all heard a pop, and i had an apple size lump on my ankle within 10 minutes. so, no surfing or volleyball for 4-5 weeks.

imagine the foot of a fat lady wearing a mumu, with sandals that are too tight, add some purple/yellow/green color, and that's what my foot and ankle currently look like.

the worst part about all of this - my ankle is so swollen, i can't get my FTR thong over it! :P

also jm, i will not be threatening to come back to ohio to kick your ass for the next 4 or 5 weeks as with my lumpo-foot, it isn't much of a threat.
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Old 08-30-2004, 06:50 PM #9 (permalink)  
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the worst part about all of this - my ankle is so swollen, i can't get my FTR thong over it! :P

also jm, i will not be threatening to come back to ohio to kick your ass for the next 4 or 5 weeks as with my lumpo-foot, it isn't much of a threat.
That damn thong!

Hrm, a one legged man in a butt kicking contest. Sounds like a bad beat to me.
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Ouch! Sorry to hear about your ankle. I've had many an ankle/knee injury due to basketball in my time (albeit I've never broken anything **knock on wood**). Hope you get better soon.

On the flip side, thanks for the reprieve in kicking my ass. I guess I can breath easy for the next 4-5 weeks.
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Old 08-30-2004, 07:50 PM #11 (permalink)  
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Ouch! Sorry to hear about your ankle. I've had many an ankle/knee injury due to basketball in my time (albeit I've never broken anything **knock on wood**). Hope you get better soon.

On the flip side, thanks for the reprieve in kicking my ass. I guess I can breath easy for the next 4-5 weeks.
maybe even longer. those old guys take a long time to heal, and some never really make it all the way back. :P
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Old 08-31-2004, 11:12 AM #12 (permalink)  
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I'm sure I'm going to pay for this but here it goes . . .

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i broke my ankle playing volleyball.
Dude! you should be taking it easy at your age, bones get more brittle as you grow older and playing volleyball without the aid of your walking stick is asking for trouble.

Here's an alternative . . .

Walks in the Park.
You can sit on a bench and talk about how much you could buy with a $ in the good ole days with other old people.

Model Aeroplane Kits.
Be careful with the glue, it might be best if you get someone to supervise you...

Bowls
Not 10 pin the big green bowling with the funny bowls that are weighted, be careful with the bowls though you might find them quite heavy and I wouldn't want you to put your back out.



OK I'm done,

*Run's away and hides*
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Old 08-31-2004, 07:30 PM #13 (permalink)  
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I'm sure I'm going to pay for this but here it goes . . .
oh yeah, clowny boy, you know you're going to pay!

but seriously, thanks for the suggestions. i've modified them a little - tell me what you think.


Walks on toasty.
You can sit on a bench resting your sore foot on toasty's head and talk about how much you could buy with a the $ you'll get from selling toasty's organs on ebay.

Model toasty Kits.
Be careful with the glue, it might be best if you get someone to supervise you, otherwise, you could end up gluing toasty's butt to his face.

toasty Bowl
Replacing the lead pin with toasty - ahhh, you get the idea.


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OK I'm done,

*Run's away and hides*
you better be hiding!

oh, and heatman, being like 10 minutes younger than me, just remember, if i ever leave this board, you take my place! :P
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Old 08-31-2004, 07:42 PM #14 (permalink)  
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Obviously that was posted by "fishstick666"!
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Old 08-31-2004, 08:46 PM #15 (permalink)  
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Obviously that was posted by "fishstick666"!
it's the drugs talking!

and the toasty clowns don't help.
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Old 08-31-2004, 10:13 PM #16 (permalink)  
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Walks on toasty.
You can sit on a bench resting your sore foot on toasty's head and talk about how much you could buy with a the $ you'll get from selling toasty's organs on ebay.
Hahaha. You two crack me up.

Sorry to hear about your ankle, Fishstick. But at least you now have a good reason to sit on your ass for 6 hours a day playing poker!
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Old 09-06-2004, 03:45 PM #17 (permalink)  
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