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Old 02-23-2006, 09:43 AM     Post subject: when your post count is bigger than your bankroll #1 (permalink)  
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Old 02-23-2006, 11:02 AM #2 (permalink)  
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Old 02-23-2006, 11:05 AM #3 (permalink)  
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Old 02-23-2006, 01:27 PM #4 (permalink)  
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Old 02-23-2006, 01:39 PM #5 (permalink)  
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Old 02-23-2006, 05:42 PM #6 (permalink)  
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ummmm shit mines really close! Do pending bonuses count if so Im above!
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Old 02-23-2006, 05:53 PM #7 (permalink)  
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by like 1000 bucks.

Then you know you suck.

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Old 02-23-2006, 07:26 PM #9 (permalink)  
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Old 02-23-2006, 09:40 PM #10 (permalink)  
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ummmm shit mines really close! Do pending bonuses count if so Im above!
Life doesn't count.
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I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
 
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Old 02-23-2006, 09:43 PM #11 (permalink)  
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by like 1000 bucks.

Then you know you suck.

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Old 02-23-2006, 09:45 PM #12 (permalink)  
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by like 1000 bucks.

Then you know you suck.

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you ruined the whole setting for my post. Now there is some gay picture of someone who said "self ownage" who didnt even own "themseleves". A third party should not even be in this picture of my self ownage.
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Old 02-23-2006, 09:46 PM #13 (permalink)  
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you ruined the whole setting for my post. Now there is some gay picture of someone who said "self ownage" who didnt even own "themseleves". A third party should not even be in this picture of my self ownage.
That time of the month again?
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Old 02-23-2006, 10:27 PM #14 (permalink)  
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Old 02-23-2006, 11:43 PM #15 (permalink)  
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by like 1000 bucks.

Then you know you suck.

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Old 02-24-2006, 12:07 AM #16 (permalink)  
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Old 02-24-2006, 01:57 AM #17 (permalink)  
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My bankroll is bigger then my posts.
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Old 02-24-2006, 03:37 AM #18 (permalink)  
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if my post count ever gets higher than my bankroll....i will off myself
 
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Old 02-24-2006, 05:22 AM #19 (permalink)  
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Old 02-24-2006, 10:39 AM #20 (permalink)  
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[00:35] * Miff_whore (Miffed2200@usr3058-edi.blueyonder.co.uk) Quit (Quit: FUCK OFF I LOVE 10NL)


Best quit line ever.
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Old 02-24-2006, 10:46 AM #21 (permalink)  
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My bankroll is now bigger, fuck you all good day
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Old 02-24-2006, 12:19 PM #22 (permalink)  
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my br is bigger than my post count
if you add my pending bonuses

did u like that quit line midas
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Old 02-24-2006, 02:02 PM #23 (permalink)  
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this was an issue after cashing out a fair chunk of my money, but not anymore. In light of this thread i've decided to value each post at 1c rather than $1, which means my $680 bankroll is owning my ~$4 postroll.

I AM THE DESTROYER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 02-24-2006, 06:13 PM #24 (permalink)  
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I AM THE DESTROYER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No, no you're not.
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Old 02-24-2006, 06:41 PM #25 (permalink)  
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Old 02-24-2006, 10:21 PM #26 (permalink)  
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ummmm shit mines really close! Do pending bonuses count if so Im above!
At present my pending bonuses alone exceed my post count...by more than double.

Whore on, minions. :P

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Old 02-25-2006, 01:04 AM #27 (permalink)  
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my br is bigger than my post count
if you add my pending bonuses

did u like that quit line midas
When you put your bankroll all in, does the table say, is it in yet?
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Old 02-25-2006, 03:45 AM #28 (permalink)  
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I AM THE DESTROYER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No, no you're not.
there could be more to my statement you know.. like.. I AM THE DESTROYER OF... therefore your assumption that i am not the destroyer was quite poor. The fact that it is in a totally different paragraph means that it may or may not have anything to do with poker.

beware, i'm an arrogant australian, and what ever you say i'm gonna come up with some crazy arguement for why you're wrong.

I AM THE DESTROYER!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 02-25-2006, 06:27 AM #29 (permalink)  
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I AM THE DESTROYER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No, no you're not.
I AM THE DESTROYER!!!!!!!!!!
No, you're not.
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Old 02-25-2006, 07:45 AM #30 (permalink)  
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I AM THE DESTROYER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No, no you're not.
I AM THE DESTROYER!!!!!!!!!!
No, you're not.
I AM THE DESTROYER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 02-25-2006, 08:04 AM #31 (permalink)  
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I AM THE DESTROYER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No, no you're not.
I AM THE DESTROYER!!!!!!!!!!
No, you're not.
No.
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Old 02-25-2006, 09:34 AM #32 (permalink)  
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so you quoted yourself saying that i am not the destroyer, and added "No" to that.. which i can only take as a deliberate fix-up on your previous statement that i'm not the destroyer.. so now that you've admitted that i am the destroyer we can finish this stupid arguement..

or do i have to make a poll?

on second thoughts i'd probably lose on that. damn.
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Old 02-25-2006, 09:49 AM #33 (permalink)  
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The point isnt wether or not ur the destroyer
the point is that u spelled it wrong

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Old 02-25-2006, 10:09 AM #34 (permalink)  
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