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journey075
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02-23-2006, 09:43 AM
Post subject: when your post count is bigger than your bankroll
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Full House
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sup miffed?
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vqc
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Straight Flush
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im guilty.
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lolzzz_321
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NO YOU
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sup? 'rilla
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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sup?
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Renton
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Straight Flush
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woohoo mine is still more!!
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ProZachNation
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Full House
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ummmm shit mines really close! Do pending bonuses count if so Im above!
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Originally Posted by mrhappy333
I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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Hello.
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Muxy
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4-of-a-Kind
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by like 1000 bucks.
Then you know you suck.
Self ownage
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bigred
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PROFESSIONAL TROLL
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Originally Posted by ProZachNation
ummmm shit mines really close! Do pending bonuses count if so Im above!
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Life doesn't count.
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LOL OPERATIONS
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ProZachNation
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Full House
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Originally Posted by bigred
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Originally Posted by ProZachNation
ummmm shit mines really close! Do pending bonuses count if so Im above!
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Life doesn't count. 
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Welcome to two weeks ago?
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Originally Posted by mrhappy333
I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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Andy Holt
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Flush
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Originally Posted by Muxy
by like 1000 bucks.
Then you know you suck.
Self ownage
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Muxy
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4-of-a-Kind
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Originally Posted by Andy Holt
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Originally Posted by Muxy
by like 1000 bucks.
Then you know you suck.
Self ownage
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you ruined the whole setting for my post. Now there is some gay picture of someone who said "self ownage" who didnt even own "themseleves". A third party should not even be in this picture of my self ownage.
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Andy Holt
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Flush
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Originally Posted by Muxy
you ruined the whole setting for my post. Now there is some gay picture of someone who said "self ownage" who didnt even own "themseleves". A third party should not even be in this picture of my self ownage.
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That time of the month again?
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Miffed22001
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Straight Flush
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hi
fuck you all!
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journey075
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Full House
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Originally Posted by Muxy
by like 1000 bucks.
Then you know you suck.
Self ownage
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awesome.
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midas06
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This thread is awesome
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Estrop
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Straight
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My bankroll is bigger then my posts.
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Trikflow77
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Full House
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if my post count ever gets higher than my bankroll....i will off myself
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boost
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Full House
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<br
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midas06
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4-of-a-Kind
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[00:35] * Miff_whore (Miffed2200@usr3058-edi.blueyonder.co.uk) Quit (Quit: FUCK OFF I LOVE 10NL)
Best quit line ever.
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ProZachNation
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Full House
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My bankroll is now bigger, fuck you all good day
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Originally Posted by mrhappy333
I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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Miffed22001
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Straight Flush
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my br is bigger than my post count
if you add my pending bonuses 
did u like that quit line midas
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BIGandRICH
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Flush
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this was an issue after cashing out a fair chunk of my money, but not anymore. In light of this thread i've decided to value each post at 1c rather than $1, which means my $680 bankroll is owning my ~$4 postroll.
I AM THE DESTROYER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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villain goes AI
i call with a set (i have him owned)
i win pot
villain: **** this, this site is bullshit, ******* rigged, suck out ****
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Estrop
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Straight
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Originally Posted by BIGandRICH
I AM THE DESTROYER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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No, no you're not.
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ekillian
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Straight
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Bankroll is greater
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EasyT
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Full House
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Originally Posted by ProZachNation
ummmm shit mines really close! Do pending bonuses count if so Im above!
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At present my pending bonuses alone exceed my post count...by more than double.
Whore on, minions. :P
EasyT
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bigred
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PROFESSIONAL TROLL
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Originally Posted by Miffed22001
my br is bigger than my post count
if you add my pending bonuses
did u like that quit line midas 
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When you put your bankroll all in, does the table say, is it in yet?
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LOL OPERATIONS
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BIGandRICH
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Flush
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Originally Posted by Estrop
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Originally Posted by BIGandRICH
I AM THE DESTROYER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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No, no you're not.
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there could be more to my statement you know.. like.. I AM THE DESTROYER OF... therefore your assumption that i am not the destroyer was quite poor. The fact that it is in a totally different paragraph means that it may or may not have anything to do with poker.
beware, i'm an arrogant australian, and what ever you say i'm gonna come up with some crazy arguement for why you're wrong.
I AM THE DESTROYER!!!!!!!!!!
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villain goes AI
i call with a set (i have him owned)
i win pot
villain: **** this, this site is bullshit, ******* rigged, suck out ****
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Estrop
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Straight
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Originally Posted by BIGandRICH
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Originally Posted by Estrop
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Originally Posted by BIGandRICH
I AM THE DESTROYER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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No, no you're not.
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I AM THE DESTROYER!!!!!!!!!!
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No, you're not.
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BIGandRICH
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Flush
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Originally Posted by Estrop
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Originally Posted by BIGandRICH
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Originally Posted by Estrop
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Originally Posted by BIGandRICH
I AM THE DESTROYER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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No, no you're not.
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I AM THE DESTROYER!!!!!!!!!!
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No, you're not.
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I AM THE DESTROYER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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villain goes AI
i call with a set (i have him owned)
i win pot
villain: **** this, this site is bullshit, ******* rigged, suck out ****
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Estrop
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Straight
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Originally Posted by Estrop
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Originally Posted by BIGandRICH
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Originally Posted by Estrop
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Originally Posted by BIGandRICH
I AM THE DESTROYER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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No, no you're not.
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I AM THE DESTROYER!!!!!!!!!!
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No, you're not.
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No.
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BIGandRICH
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Flush
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so you quoted yourself saying that i am not the destroyer, and added "No" to that.. which i can only take as a deliberate fix-up on your previous statement that i'm not the destroyer.. so now that you've admitted that i am the destroyer we can finish this stupid arguement..
or do i have to make a poll?
on second thoughts i'd probably lose on that. damn.
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villain goes AI
i call with a set (i have him owned)
i win pot
villain: **** this, this site is bullshit, ******* rigged, suck out ****
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vqc
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Straight Flush
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The point isnt wether or not ur the destroyer
the point is that u spelled it wrong
TheDestroyHer
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midas06
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4-of-a-Kind
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I'd like to see a poll
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